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* In ''[[Hancock]]'', the titular hero agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there. When they start trying to harass them, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[Ass Shove|shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]. What makes it even worse is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Ice-T's "Colors" to the theme from ''Sanford & Son''.

'''Matrix''': Bad. }}

* "You have a very attractive body. May I have permission to touch your body?" "JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

** ESPECIALLY the bit with the two pans when {{spoiler|she}} turns around and catches him in the act.

* The whale Youtube video when Hancock grabs a beached whale by the tail and throws him out to sea, landing smack in the middle of a small yacht.

'''Ray''': Greenpeace does. Walter [The Whale] does. }}

* Or his defence for pushing in front of children for Icecream while half-naked in burnt clothes.

'''Hancock''': My ass was hot! }}