Haruhi Suzumiya/WMG/Itsuki Koizumi: Difference between revisions

This is mostly based on how the "Kyon is God" theory has the problem of Kyon not saying he is, while there are the many problems with accepting "Haruhi is God" that the "Kyon is God" theorists have highlighted. In this case, the entire situation would be conducted by Itsuki for his own amusement; he prefers to stay on the sidelines and watch the love story that he has constructed for himself unfold, and probably take a [[Third Option Love Interest]] for himself at the end. It is very likely that if this were true, Haruhi is in fact within the loop of aliens, time travelers, and espers and has been told that Kyon is God. The main problem with this theory is that it would lack the narrative coherence of Kyon or Haruhi being God.

* I'd have to say (in response to all the "X is a god" ideas really: Define the nature of god. We tend to assume that the god that one or other of the characters is is God in the abrahamic sense of the word, I.E an all powerful being, however there are many differant interpretations regarding the nature of "god" wherever you look. So who's to say that a being with the power to do some of the stuff that happens in the series is really a god?

 

== The entire series is a [[Batman Gambit]] on the part of Itsuki, who not only is aware of the Fourth Wall but is also the true "God" of the show. ==

Itsuki harbors a crush on Kyon; however, being aware of their existence as a fictional property, he knows that making the [[Ho Yay]] too obvious actually results in a ''lesser'' amount of fanwork. So he creates a cast to deflect most of the criticism from hetero guys with [[Moe Moe]] archetypes, while making the [[Tsundere]] female lead ''juuuuuuust'' unlikable enough so that [[Yaoi Fangirl|anyone with yaoi tendencies]] will find her unsuited for Kyon. Thus, the amount of Itsuki/Kyon grows, encouraging the [[Most Fanfic Writers Are Girls|production of more fanwork]], and allowing more hints to be dropped in the anime/novels/show itself, thus resulting in all those scenes where Itsuki gets to make Kyon uncomfortable. Supported by Itsuki's lame excuse that he's only doing it to ward off Haruhi's attention, as all the moments where he's expressing his fondness for Kyon take place away from Haruhi's eyes.

 

== Alternate alternative: Itsuki is the slider, and Kyon is the esper ==

Plan 1: In the event that Haruhi is a [[Yaoi Fangirl]]: Get Kyon used to the idea of being with Itsuki, to keep Haruhi entertained if she gets bored with Mikuru. (This works if Itsuki really does like Kyon, because he can say it's not just because of Haruhi when and if they have to placate [[Yaoi Fangirl|her]].)

Plan 2: In the event that Haruhi wants Kyon: Back off and let her have him. If Haruhi doesn't think Itsuki's competition, he won't be eradicated.

* however he could be doing this since haruhi thinks of him as gay, and he may love her, which would explains why he's always trying to please her

 

== [[Secret Relationship|Itsuki really does have a girlfriend/boyfriend.]] ==

In volume 9 Kyon asks if Itsuki has one. Itsuki [[Hesitation Equals Dishonesty|"gives a bitter smile".]] Kyon goes on to think, "Even if this guy has a [[Implied Love Interest|girlfriend]] behind my back, it wouldn't be surprising at all".

 

== Itsuki Koizumi is the son of Japan's former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi ==

 

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