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* A character has been caught in some sort of embarrassing act, and, for want of a better tactic, is attempting to shrug off the embarrassment and avert the stares of onlookers by pretending that there is in fact [[Move Along, Nothing to See Here|Nothing To See Here]]. Sometimes a character is doing this on another character's behalf. Example from the film ''Splash'':
{{quote| '''Freddie:''' What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?}}
 
* As above, something unusual is going on, but this time the character is using the line ironically, or at least knowingly. In such cases the character is evidently aware that the sight before him is well out of the ordinary, but, instead of gawping with his cohorts, greets it like [[The Stoic]] and/or [[Deadpan Snarker]] he is. Example from ''[[The Spy Who Loved Me]]'':
{{quote| '''Sub Captain:''' What's the matter, sailor? You never seen a major taking a shower before?<br />
(The major is an attractive woman.) }}
 
* A [[Deadpan Snarker]] is mocking another character's shocked reaction to something by which the former is unfazed. Example from the film ''[[The Big Sleep (film)|The Big Sleep]]'':
{{quote| '''[[Philip Marlowe]]:''' What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a gun before? What do you want me to do, count three like they do in the movies?}}
 
* The line is being used similarly to [[You Look Like You've Seen a Ghost]], with ''no, he hasn't'' being implied instead of ''yes, he has''. Example from ''Amazon Women on the Moon'':
{{quote| '''Butch:''' What's she looking at? She acts like she's never seen a man before.<br />
'''Queen Lara:''' She hasn't. Have you, Alpha-Beta?<br />
'''Alpha Beta:''' No, My Queen. }}
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== [[Anime]] ==
* [[Ranma ½|Ranma 1/2]]:
{{quote| '''[[Wholesome Crossdresser|Tsubasa]]''': What's the matter? Never seen a real guy before?}}
 
== [[Film]] ==
* ''[[1776]]''
{{quote| '''Dr. Benjamin Franklin:''' What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a great man before?}}
* ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] Colon Movie Film for Theaters''
{{quote| '''Frylock:''' Haven't you ever seen a bra before?}}
* ''Atanarjuat''
{{quote| '''Oki:''' What are you all looking at? Haven't you ever seen anyone [[Kick the Dog|kick a dog]] before?}}
* ''Coal Miner's Daughter''
{{quote| '''Patsy Cline:''' You act like you ain't never seen a glamorous country music singer before.}}
* ''[[The Crush]]''
{{quote| '''Darian Forrester:''' What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a Valiant before?}}
* ''Emmanuelle V''
{{quote| '''Emmanuelle:''' What's the matter? Why are you so shy? Have you never seen a naked woman before?}}
* ''[[Disney Animated Canon|Hercules]]''
{{quote| '''Phil:''' What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before?}}
* ''[[Iron Man]]'' (variant)
{{quote| '''Tony Stark:''' Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.}}
* ''Journey to the Center of the Earth'' (2008)
{{quote| '''Sean:''' [running from a dinosaur] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?<br />
'''Trevor:''' Not with skin on it! }}
* ''[[Kung Fu Hustle]]'' (2004)
{{quote| '''Sing:''' [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before?}}
* ''[[The Librarian]]: Quest for the Spear''
{{quote| '''Flynn Carsen:''' What's the matter? Haven't you guys ever seen a naked guy in a sheet before?}}
* ''Mad Monster Party?''
{{quote| '''Felix:''' Golly. What's the matter with them? Haven't they ever seen a tourist before?}}
* ''Mask'' (1985)
{{quote| '''Rusty Dennis:''' What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?}}
* ''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]'':
{{quote| '''Sergeant-Major:''' Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!}}
* ''[[Mulan]]''
{{quote| '''Mushu:''' [disguised as a messenger riding the panda] Urgent news from the General. [beat] What's the matter? Never seen a black-and-white before?}}
* ''Oliver!'' (1968)
{{quote| '''The Artful Dodger:''' [to Oliver, who has just arrived in London] Whatchu starin' at? 'Aven't you never seen a toff?}}
* In ''[[Police Academy]] 2'', after Mahoney replaces Lt. Mauser's hair conditioner with quick-acting epoxy resin while the latter takes a shower, Mauser's hands get glued to his head. Unfortunately for him, the shampoo runs into his eyes, so he's quite blind as he staggers out and rants at his men about how immature and un-funny this is. By the time he can see again, though, he's wandered out of the locker room altogether and is in the police station itself, in his birthday suit, hands stuck to his shampooed head, leading him to inquire of the stunned civilians and fellow cops:
{{quote| '''Mauser:''' "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a man washing his hair before?"}}
* ''[[The Producers]]'' (2005)
{{quote| '''Mr. Marks:''' WHAT? You've never seen someone humiliated before?}}
* ''Raising Helen''
{{quote| '''Helen Harris:''' It's like they've never seen a dress before!}}
* ''[[Remember the Titans]]''
{{quote| '''Sunshine:''' [coming into the game to replace Rev because Rev's wrist was broken during the previous play] What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a football injury before, you wimps?}}
* ''Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer'' (1964)
{{quote| '''Sam the Snowman:''' What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a talking snowman before?}}
* ''Seven Samurai''
{{quote| '''Heihachi Hayashida:''' Haven't you ever seen anyone cut firewood before?}}
* ''[[Sleepaway Camp II Unhappy Campers]]''
{{quote| '''Ally:''' What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a pair of boobs before?}}
* ''Young Guns of Texas''
{{quote| '''Martha Jane Canary:''' What are you gawking at? Ain't you never seen a pair of pants before?}}
* ''Shoot To Kill'' (AKA ''Deadly Pursuit'') after Sidney Poiter scares off a bear.
{{quote| "Everyone else around here acts like they've never seen a black man before; why should he be any different?"}}
 
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* ''The Andy Griffith Show''
{{quote| '''Barney Fife:''' What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a man take off a dress before?}}
* ''[[Due South]]'' (episode "An Invitation to Romance")
{{quote| '''Ray Vecchio:''' [while dressed as Fraser, to a passing pedestrian] What are you looking at? You never seen a Canadian before?}}
* ''[[Last of the Summer Wine]]'' (episode "The Swan Man of Ilkley")
{{quote| '''Billy:''' Exactly. Anybody would think we'd never seen a bloke in a dressing gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before.}}
* ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]]'' (episode "Apocalypse Rising")
{{quote| '''Sisko''' (disguised as a Klingon): What's the matter, Dukat? Haven't you ever seen a Klingon before?}}
* ''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' (episode "Up the Long Ladder")
{{quote| '''Brenna O'Dell:''' And what are you staring at? You never seen a woman before?}}
* ''Tour of Duty''
{{quote| '''Private Alberto Ruiz:''' What's the matter? Ain't none of you niggers ever seen a spic before?}}
* ''[[Will and Grace]]''
{{quote| '''Karen:''' [to woman] What are you looking at, preggo? Haven't you ever seen herpes before?}}
* ''[[The X-Files]]'' (episode "The Unnatural", after a [[Glamour Failure]] reveals his alien self)
{{quote| '''Josh Exley:''' What's the matter, Arthur? You look like you ain't never seen a black man before.}}
* ''[[Jonathan Creek]]'' (episode "Time Waits for Norman")
{{quote| Maddy: Yes, all right. Haven't you ever seen a transvestite before?}}
* ''[[Barney Miller]]'' (when Nick Yamana was convinced that a suspect was turning into a werewolf)
{{quote| '''Barney''': It's called a beard! Haven't you ever seen a beard before?<br />
'''Yamana''': Not in my family. }}
* ''[[The Young Riders]]'' (when Kid has to remove [[Sweet Polly Oliver|Lou's]] pants to tend to a bullet wound in her leg)
{{quote| '''Lou''': What's the matter, Kid? Ain't you ever seen a girl before?}}
* ''[[MASH]]'' (when Winchester receives a package of truffles as part of a Care package from his family):
{{quote| '''Winchester''': Haven't you ever seen truffles before?<br />
'''B.J.''':[[A Worldwide Punomenon|Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.]] }}
* ''[[Breaking Bad]]''
{{quote| '''Vanco:''' What's the matter, Schraeder? You act like you've never seen a severed human head on a tortoise before!}}
* [[Queer as Folk]] when Police Chief Stockwell and Brian's boss shows up at Brian's and find Brian and Justin (who also happens to be an intern at Brian's company at the time) having sex, Brian [[Sarcasm Mode|sarcastically]] asks if they've never seen two guys fucking before. It just so happens that the thing they're most upset about isn't the fucking, but that the floor is littered with half-finished anti-Stockwell propaganda posters of the kind that have been showing up all over the city without anyone having a clue as to who made them.
 
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== [[Theatre]] ==
* [[Leonard Bernstein]]'s ''Mass'', "Fracture":
{{quote| '''Celebrant''': What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen an accident before?}}
** In context, the celebrant has just thrown down and shattered the consecrated elements, so the moment is shocking.
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
* ''[[Spyro the Dragon|Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!]]''
{{quote| '''Spyro the Dragon:''' Hey stop staring! Haven't you ever seen a dragon before?}}
* ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]''
{{quote| '''Tatl:''' What? You don't know about the [target creature]?}}
** Rather tellingly, only for enemies that also appeared in ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Ocarina of Time]]''.
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* ''[[Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures|DMFA]]'' [http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_820.php 820]. Since the dimension usually doesn't have humans...
{{quote| "What? Never seen a black woman before?"}}
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
* ''[[Survival of the Fittest]]''
{{quote| '''Dacey 'Dawson' Ashcroft'''[after being revealed as a female to male crossdresser]: "You mean you've never seen a guy with boobs before?"}}
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]''
{{quote| '''Tails''': What's everybody afraid of?<br />
'''Sonic''': Yeah! You'd think they never saw a blue hedgehog before. }}
* The ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' cartoon "Hyde and Hare"
{{quote| '''[[Bugs Bunny/Characters|Bugs Bunny]]''' (after mutating into a green rabbit-like beast): What's eating them? You'd think they'd never seen a rabbit before!}}
* ''[[Futurama]]'':
{{quote| '''Cubert Farnsworth''': What? Haven't any of you seen a genius' wiener before?<br />
'''Everyone''': No.<br />
'''Fry''': Well, once in the park. }}
* ''[[Super Mario Bros Super Show|The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]]'':
{{quote| '''Bowser''': Hey, what're you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?!}}
* Variant in ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'', after shaving the Sasquatch:
{{quote| '''Brock''': You could have told me Sasquatch was a... a dude.<br />
'''[[The Six Million Dollar Man|Steve Summers]]''': Huh? You couldn't tell?<br />
'''Brock''': Not until I had to... sh-have him.<br />
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== Other ==
* ''Star Tours'' Disneyland ride
{{quote| '''G2-4T:''' Hey! What's the matter? Haven't you people ever seen intelligent life before?}}
 
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