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Series:[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]<br />Episode: Season Two, Episode Three<br />Title:"[[Kindred]]" Or "How I learned to stop bitching and love the boy"<br />Previous: [[Lizards]]<br />Next: [[The Kindness Of Strangers]]<br />Recapper: [[Main/Seth|Seth]]<br />[[File:Kindred_gabe_on_gabe2.jpg|frame|Candice trying to seduce Sylar]]
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''Card City, Gothyard'': Tech Lad and Cloberella appear and I have to say I missed those guys. And I'm so glad that Micah is off centre so that he doesn't block our view of them. Mother and son discuss their impending exodus, and manage to do this somehow without making eye contact once until daddy dearest comes up and requires some emotion. Also why does his grave say Hero? All he did was kill a rich white guy; this show has the loosest definition of that word ever.
 
Cut to a CG beach, [[Red Dwarf (TV)|Camille]] has changed from Candice into a much less hot variation "Michelle". Michelle reveals that the company saved Sylar! What a shocking twist. Sylar (Hereafter referred to as "''Creepy Watch Guy''") kindly asks her to stop with the illusions and inform him upfront of his current situation obligingly the scene shifts to a dingy jungle hut. Creepy Watch Guy clearly grateful that his life has been saved and he is being taken care of releases a scream of joy. Glad to see he is a reformed man.
 
''The eclipse of minor significance'' -- And now we take a break to ask, why the hell they didn't just kill him? They have prior foreshadowing of a bigger bad that molly is oh so scared of and an entire company founded by supers. Keeping Creepy Watch Guy around makes no sense to me.
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''Bayside High'': North totally calls Claire a lizard girl in front of everyone and she storms off in the middle of class. Way to not attract attention Claire, now the whole class thinks your "studying" with the class weirdo. This scene gives North plus 2 points in creepiness, plus 3 in wit and humour and zero in badassery. Badassery is by the way worth fifty times the amount of the others combined as a badass can be forgiven of just about anything.
 
''Bridge'': Ando is reading more of Hiro's voice over and we transition to Hiro and ''Ancient Japanese Hotty'' talking about [[DragonballDragon Ball|hercule]], I mean Kensei. Gosh he is so great. Speak of the devil, he appears, cutting himself in an emo manner and coming to logical conclusions namely being immortal is going to "make [him] richer than the pope". And I commend him, that is the smartest thing anyone has said all episode.
 
But Hiro can not have that, Kensei will be a hero if he has to drag him kicking and screaming! Which he does, teleporting him down hill from a small army of pissed samurai and leaving him there to go fetch their sacred relic. Tough love Kensei, tough shaky faced Asian love.<br />Unfortunately rather than watch what promised to be an awesome smackdown that bards will sing about for centuries we cut to Bayside.
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In other news Cloberella has the Super Plague and is getting in bed with the company to cure herself. So that's going to be interesting. I hope we get to see more of ikkiN this series.
 
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