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* This exchange from "Adventures In Fine Dining":

Randy: Now ya did. }}

** Tim's [[Face Palm]] at the end really sells it.

* A woman complaining about Binford's pollution during an episode of ''Tool Time.''

'''Tim and Al (simultaneously):''' [[Captain Obvious|"THEY'RE SMOKESTACKS!!!!!"]]<br />

'''Tim:''' "What do you want coming out of 'em? Hai Karate? Some kinda whipped cream? What!?" }}

* "[[Hilarity Ensues|What Al doesn't know is that this really isn't a soundproof booth]]."

'''Tim''': ... ''(turns to the camera)''<br />

'''Al''': And another thing--that's a stupid haircut you have!<br />

''(Al pulls down the shade on the window of the not-soundproof booth)'' }}

* Regarding Heidi:

'''Jill:''' "You ''just'' noticed?" }}

 

* From "The Vasectomy One":

'''Tim:''' "Says who, the wives with knives club?" }}

** At the doctor's office when Tim realizes he will need a "local" shot prior to the surgery.

'''Doctor''': No, like 'local' here in your scrotum. }}

** Later:

'''Jill:''' "Man land? Now you got a theme park between your legs?" }}

 

* The episode "What a Drag" has a lot of great funny moments despite being a [[Very Special Episode]]:

'''Al:''' I can no longer run for political office! }}

** Later:

'''Tim:''' Makes sense. Couldn't get him on the pot; now we're trying to get him ''off'' the pot. }}

* Any time Tim mangles one of Wilson's sayings.

* "[[Enforced Plug|If your drill says 'Binford']]...GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU!"

* "Hardware Habit to Break" It's the way Tim says it.

Tim: Yippee-yai-o-kye-ay, Marty! Yeah! And wait a minute. We'll sell lemonade in the driveway and put cards in our spokes that go like this. With big lollipops. And then we'll have a puppet show for all the rest of the kids in the neighborhood. What the hell's the matter with you? }}

* One Christmas episode had Tim and Al stuck on a plane that couldn't land due to thick fog. Tim bemoans the fact that he'll miss his boys lighting up the house for Christmas. Meanwhile, on the ground, the boys ''do'' light up the house - [[Absurdly Bright Light|which nearly blinds Tim as he looks out the window]] - and the pilot suddenly has a guiding light for a safe landing.