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* "John: Ride Slimer pogo and one-up that imp." Somehow not impeded in the least by the fact he falls off shortly after.
** Screw that: You got the [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002535 POGO HAMMER.]
*** Even better: You make the [
**** Just to reiterate: the POGO HAMMER is a sledgehammer where each side of the head is connected to springs. The WRINKLEFUCKER is the POGO HAMMER, but instead of having the sides of the head on each spring, it has 2 RED FOT HUCKING IRONS!
* ''{{color|purple|TT:}} "John, I'm about to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002435 throw a bath tub through your wall.]"''
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002513 Dave: Burst out of the puppet pile like "the one".]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002479 DUDE DODGE!]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921183211/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002657 WV: Ascend.]
== Act 3 ==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921161947/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003049 Enter.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922073753/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002736 The fact that Dave's brother is so unbelievably fast that he is not only winning the fight with Dave by ninja-dodging Dave's attacks, but is essentially using Lil Cal to fight BY PROXY].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002779 [S] Rose: Ascend.] John, Rose and Nannasprite teaming up to defeat the Crude Ogres is possibly the most badass thing ever.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002780 John: High Five Nannaquin]
* Becquerel's [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921095256/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002880 first proper appearance], where he shows off his [[Reality Warper]] powers.
== Intermission ==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921104644/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003167 Snowman's first appearance.]
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003215 [I] HB: Attempt to eat Eggs.]
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* Grampa gets one when he saves John and reveals he's not so dead after all. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003366 BLAM].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003483 Rose v. Lime Ogre. STRIFE!]
* And now Dave is getting back in on [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921165219/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003541 the action]. Appeared out of NOWHERE with a [[Took a Level in Badass|major level in badass]] and has already hit his fifth gate. For the record, John has only progressed past his first with [[Sequence Breaking]]. Of course, it becomes slightly less awesome when you realize this is like four months in his future. And it's a [[Bad Future]].
** Which is, in turn, slightly alleviated by the fact he can now [[Flash Step]] so quickly he can appear in '''three places at once'''. And he kills a Ruby Giclops in what we can only presume is ONE SWING.
** Don't forget where he [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003550 goes back in time to help himself and][http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003551 create the Davesprite], which is EPICNESS ON A STICK.
*** Basically, the right way to understand all of the above is that it ''isn't'' a CMOA for ''Dave'' that is somehow diminished by the mentioned extenuating circumstances. It's a completely legitimate CMOA and a badass origin story for Davesprite.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922010523/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003568 The big 4/13/10 update] has definitely lived up to reader expectations: Jack Noir, having had enough of the stupid costumes that were forced on him, uses Jade's gift to John to ''tear the Black Queen to pieces'', then takes her ring for himself. Meanwhile, Dad, Mom and Bro attack three of the largest and most powerful enemies yet encountered, and ''flatten them effortlessly''.
** And that's not even the update originally planned for 4/13.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003689 Go] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003690 Jade!]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003691 ADDITIONAL PUMMELING.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003692 (DEAD GRANDPA SMACKDOWN.)] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003693 SWEET.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003694 CATCH.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921134341/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003701 [S] WV?: Rise up.]
** Seriously, if you need a non-spoilery scene to prove to a potential reader how good Hussie can make his big scenes, this is it. By the time it makes sense they'll have forgotten it, but they won't be able to deny it looks cool as hell.
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004247 And revisited with imagined troll!Rose] (the actual equivalent picture is in the Descend animation)
* Andrew himself gets one for the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003765 5/19 update] wherein many babies are created. To clarify, he moved the day of the update and [[Freud Was Right|still got it up]]. And it was so amazing that within 20 minutes the host server began CRASHING. In 20 MINUTES. FOR A NON-FLASH UPDATE. This is also despite the fact he has upgraded his server numerous times.
** He one upped it with the Act 5 opener. The servers crashed within FIVE. FUCKING. MINUTES. OF HIM POSTING IT.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922063602/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831 [S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922004702/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840 [S] Descend.] This was the original anniversary flash and it SHOWS.
** Some moments which stand out include Bro ''cutting a meteor in half'' and Jack slaughtering both armies on Skaia singlehandedly (literally), followed by Bro ''dueling him to a standstill''.
*** While riding on a huge record... a vinyl record... that flies... [[Convection, Schmonvection|over a sea of lava...]]
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** Rose screws the rules and blows up her gate. Then flies off on her own.
** Note that Bro cuts the red meteor in half...right before Dave's red EGG cracks.
* Everything about [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921103145/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003842 this page] for Rose, especially in conjunction with the events of [S] Descend that it put in proper context. Even aside from the [[Badass Boast]] of "No one can tell me our fate can't be repaired", there is also the sheer badassery of the way she ripped her walkthrough out of the Internet with magic and sealed it in a server in [[Eldritch Location|the Furthest Ring]]. And the casual comment immediately after that. And a sparkling magic signature that I'm pretty sure most normal people can't insert in their Gamefaqs walkthroughs.
** And it ends up in the past, for Kanaya / grimAuxiliatrix to read. See Troll Rose above.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003849 In this update,] [[Beware the Nice Ones|PM?]] demonstrates to us using ''[[The Brute|the freakin' Hegemonic Brute]]'' [[Off with His Head|why you should not fuck with the mail.]]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003952 "You take your WALKING CANE, which you use as a weapon kind of like Earth Daredevil who you've never heard of. You will use it to wallop enemies when you enter the Medium."] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003953 Like this.]
* [
** Immediately after he chews her out and logs off, he spontaneously logs back in, due to aG's mind-control powers. However, that very act, as well as her less-than-convincing rebuttal, only ''proves'' Karkat's point that she's nowhere near as manipulative as she thinks she is, and has to use her mind powers to get anyone to do what she wants.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004123 ROBO SLAP!]
* We have been shown that Terezi is the best manipulator of the trolls, [[Badass Normal|even without psychic powers,]] but her best moment was when she manipulated a [[Physical God]] into getting revenge on Vriska for her. Begins [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004155 here.]
** The best part is when the calm and collected Doc Scratch flips the fuck out. [
*** Although he's not flipping out because of Terezi's manipulation, more because Vriska has control of an immensely powerful artefact which his omniscience did not cover; it's debatable to what extent this is manipulation or striking against a common enemy.
*** Then, of course, there is how the aforementioned [[Physical God]] is introduced. So far, we've been able to take control of every being ever to appear in Homestuck, Problem Sleuth, or what have you, including Godhead Pickle Inspector. This guy, though?
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* Sollux dies. But he then goes to his dreamself. But what's this? He is a special case, having ''two'' dreamselves. He then proceeds to ''blow up'' Clubs Deuce's exile ship, ''CENTURIES INTO THE FUTURE. BY GETTING ANGRY.'' He then shoots from ''Derse,'' to his Land, and that's it. Well, for now.
* Nepeta lands a [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004434 beheading x2 combo] on a bicyclops prototyped ogre.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921154619/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004478 [S] Make her pay.] For basically everyone involved.
** Aradia and Vriska most especially. Everyone gets a nice little moment of badass, but it's mostly about Vriska either a) Mindcontrolling Terezi BY DOUBLE PROXY to stare into the sun or b) Getting <s> the everloving '''shit''' kicked out of her</s> BEATEN '''''TO DEATH'''''
*** And as a side note: the art is absolutely GORGEOUS.
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** [[Kick the Son of a Bitch|SLAP.]]
* Hey, remember that [[Eldritch Abomination|incredibly monstorous]] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004492 Black King] we saw a few pages ago? Yeah, it turns out '''''THEY BEAT HIM.''''' Combining their powers, Aradia and Sollux [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004495 turn the Black King's own meteors against him,] and Vriska scores a lucky dice roll (16,777,216:'''1''', actually) that finally shatters the Black King's staff. It's also implied that every one of the trolls had the uber end-game weapons and used them, although it's not actually shown.
* Andrew has [[Word of God|outright stated]] that ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20100923120505/http://www.formspring.me/andrewhussie/q/1158290610 every completed Sburb session creates an entire universe]''! [
== Act 5 Act 2 ==
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** Heck, that entire pesterlog. Not to mention John's snazzy Heir of Breath clothes and [[All Your Powers Combined]] computer.
** And as a double-awesome moment, that comic shows John in his God-tier outfit as well, basically spoiling the fact that he goes God-tier (two months before the strip where he actually does), without spoiling it to the reader!
* John finally [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004555 gets the server copy!]
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{{quote|{{color|#b536de|TT: To do as much damage to the game as possible. }}
{{color|#b536de|TT: To rip its stitches and pry answers from the seams. }}
{{color|#b536de|TT: We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility. }}
{{color|#b536de|TT: Are you ready to wreak some havoc, John? }} }}
* After spending nearly a week not updating, [https://web.archive.org/web/20101029002349/http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/40593bf24652cd63d21ad40ea582f183 Andrew gives us this.]
* At the end of a [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004705 typical conversation] between Rose and Eridan, the former agrees to give the latter a quick magic lesson. The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004706 next panel] speaks for itself.
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{{quote|{{color|red|TG: bow down before your new king bitch}}}}
** He ends up alchemizing it into a better sword anyway.
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** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004792 And it looks like someone else is back with a vengeance.]
** Just for emphasis, this is '''''Jack Noir''''' we're talking about here. The unstoppable demon who destroyed two armies, gained the powers of their most powerful leaders and committed regicide twice over is getting his ass handed to him ''[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004793 by a puppet, a ghost, and a dude who makes a living filming puppet porn.]'' Only in Homestuck.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922065512/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004827 Yet another epic Flash.] Bec prototyping with himself. Bro and Davesprite dueling Jack. Jade's completely ridiculous entry. Oh and Jack going [[One-Winged Angel]] AGAIN and wrecking the Troll's shit.
* Okay, even though it crosses over with [[Tear Jerker]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]], Jack killing Bro and Davesprite ''has'' to be on this list. Bro is the one who chopped a fucking meteor in half and he got his own sword through the gut for taking him on, and Davesprite defended Dave from dozens of giclopses and got explodenated for it. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH <s> JACK</s> BEC NOIR.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004881 John suddenly does the windy thing.] And summons a hurricane that engulfs all of LOWAS. Just awesome.
** Even better, when just before it happens, WV, who's spent the entirety of the adventure being rude and insulting to John says "YOU CANNOT DIE IN THE TASTY FIRE. YOU ARE A HERO".
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004904 Good dog.] [[Bond One-Liner|Best friend.]]
* Tavros finally [
** And now he's getting a lance to take down Vriska.
** And now he's got a lance in his heart thanks to Vriska.
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** John makes a planetary drill out of a tornado, with winds so strong that it can fling flying battleships around with ease. There's a reason they're called the ''God'' Tiers
* As frightening as he is, you have to admit [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005414 the Grand Highblood] looks pretty badass. For a murderous racial supremacist alien clown, that is.
** The same goes for [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005375 Marquise Spinneret Mindfang], [
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005420 [S] 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO]. Say what you like about the respective trolls' actions, that moment is just awesome.
* Kanaya being undead and [[Groin Attack|kicking Gamzee in the groin]] so hard that he flies out of his shoes [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 HONK!]
** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 and off a cliff].
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 and decking Vriska in the face.]
** and then [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005432 snapping Eridan's wand in half] and [
** Not only that, but after chainsawing Eridan in half Kanaya just stands there, and the glasses that flew off of Gamzee land [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005438 right on her face].
** And then [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005438 she does her makeup] -- with the lipstick that was [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005439 recently] the chainsaw she used to cut Eridan in half, still covered in his blood. [[Badass|BAD. ASS.]]
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** In return, Scratch calmly [[Super Strength|bends the horsehead cane]] [[Wrecked Weapon|into a pretzel]] [[Smug Super|and hands it back to Slick.]] [[Casual Danger Dialog|While continuing to talk about something else.]]
* John finally encounters The Tumor, the devastating explosive that will destroy the whole session if given the chance. What does he do? He calmly captchalogues it into his Wallet Modus.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005578 This.] You may begin [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000025.html weeping] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921205349/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 now].
** And leading directly from that: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005582 "You are not their leader, you are their FRIEND, there is a BIG difference!...You prepare to issue your party a highly authoritative series of FRIENDLY REQUESTS."]
* In [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595 [S] Seer: Descend], Rose floats down onto the castle where Jack is currently residing, and she's followed by many black thorns. It's breathtaking to watch, especially when accompanied by ''[[Crowning Music of Awesome|Black Rose, Green Sun]]''.
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* While it's not actually shown, [[Crazy Survivalist|FedoraFreak]] accidently managing to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005855 reach the God Tiers] certainally deserves a place here.
* One wonders if a moment can be considered awesome when it is merely [[All There in the Manual|implied]]. The readme information for [[Homestuck/Awesome Music|Rex Duodecim Angelus]] tells us the order of events during the trolls' battle with their Black King. The first troll to step up and attack him? ''Karkat''. Make no mistake; for all his flaws, he really ''is'' their leader.
** To be fair, apparently Karkat is [https://web.archive.org/web/20130821190306/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 the troll second coming.]
* [[Alt Text|BOO]][https://web.archive.org/web/20130821190306/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 YEAH!] (Look at the banner.) Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].
** To clarify: Andrew just burst through the ''[[Up to Eleven|fifth wall]] [[Mind Screw|into his own web comic]]''.
* Start reading from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005973 here] after the wall-breaking bit. it just gets more awesome.
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== [[EOA 5]] [S] Cascade ==
Yes, bitches, [https://web.archive.org/web/20131101082400/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/cascade.php?s=6&p=6009 Cascade] has a folder all to itself. That's how awesome it is.
* Highlights include all four kids going Godtier, Jade shrinking planets into ''baubles'' for her to carry, and Bec Noir killing every exile but PM, who prototypes so she can face off with Jack.
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** And at the same time, Jake and a certain [[Triangle Shades]]-wearing robot having a decidedly one-sided strife.
** It's later revealed that all of those Dersites surrounding him was because Dirk actually started a rebellion. By ''showing up.''
* Just as Jack is about to re-kill Jane's dream self, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130826062148/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006500 Alpha White Queen] appears out of nowhere and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006501 cold-cocks him senseless with the Royal Scepter]. (Do note the twitching legs for added hilarity.)
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006554 GHOST PUNCH!] Go Roxy!
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== Act 6 Act 3 ==
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006740 Vriska takes a cue] from [
{{quote|{{color|#004183|VRISKA: We can't let ([[Cosmic Plaything|some inexplica8le forces out there]]) toy with us, then just sweep us under the carpet like that. I'm not going to let our relevance 8e marginalized anymore, Tavros.}}
{{color|#a15000|TAVROS: wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,}}
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*** There is a larger context: that's not the only person asking. And the others are asking a lot less nicely.
* While working on the End of Act 5, he temporarily looped [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006000 this page] to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=1 that page,] finally concluding the incomplete Jailbreak after four years with [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=1&p=jb2_000000 this.] Paraphrasing, while it's not as GREAT as concluding with an EOA5 flash, it's still SPECIAL as a solid conclusion to Hussie's first story.
* On October 25th, 2011, while hosting [https://web.archive.org/web/20131101082400/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/cascade.php?s=6&p=6009 [S] Cascade.], Newgrounds was unable to handle the traffic it generated and was forced into maintenance mode ''in less than the video's length'', in Hussie's twitter he responds simply with [[Crowning Moment of Funny|"well that didn't work" ]]
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