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Line 2: > COMPOSE POETIC COMMENTARY OF A FAR EASTERN KIND {{haiku\| ~~You proceed to write<br />simple yet elegant words<br />regarding this work.~~ You proceed to write simple yet elegant words regarding this work. }} ---- {{haiku\| "Look, a webcomic!<br />[[What Does This Button Do?\|What does this [S] thingy mean-]]"<br />[[Your Head Asplode\|Your mind]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome\|has been blown.]]<br />-[[Tropers/SMARTALIENQT\|SMARTALIENQT]] "Look, a webcomic! [[What Does This Button Do?\|What does this [S] thingy mean-]]" [[Your Head Asplode\|Your mind]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome\|has been blown.]] \|SMARTALIENQT}} {{haiku\| ~~Four kids play a game.<br />Moments later, they find out<br />[[The Game Plays You\|the game's playing]] ''[[The Game Plays You\|them.]]''<br />-[[Tropers/Joseph Staleknight\|Joseph Staleknight]]~~ Four kids play a game. Moments later, they find out [[The Game Plays You\|the game's playing]] ''[[The Game Plays You\|them.]]'' \|Joseph Staleknight}} {{haiku\| ~~Twelve alien kids,<br />playing a game of high stakes;<br />Welcome to [[Lower Deck Episode\|Hivebent]].<br />-[[Tropers/Joseph Staleknight\|Joseph Staleknight]]~~ Twelve alien kids, playing a game of high stakes; Welcome to [[Lower Deck Episode\|Hivebent]]. \|Joseph Staleknight}} {{haiku\| ~~Four children, one game.<br />That sounds simple enough, [[Tempting Fate\|right?]]<br />[[Mind Screw\|Not simple for long.]]<br />-[[Tropers/King Zila\|King Zila]]~~ Four children, one game. That sounds simple enough, [[Tempting Fate\|right?]] [[Mind Screw\|Not simple for long.]] \|King Zila}} {{haiku\| ~~[[The Sims]] [[X Meets Y\|meets]] [[Earthbound]]<br />That's how [[Word of God\|Andrew]] explained it.<br />[[Better Than It Sounds]].<br />-[[Tropers/Replis Monathin\|Replis Monathin]]~~ [[The Sims]] [[X Meets Y\|meets]] [[EarthBound]] That's how [[Word of God\|Andrew]] explained it. [[Better Than It Sounds]]. \|Replis Monathin}} {{haiku\| ~~One Troll has gone sane,<br />Trying to kill all the rest.<br />Run from the HONKing.<br />-[[Tropers/JK Roo\|JK Roo]]~~ One Troll has gone sane, Trying to kill all the rest. Run from the HONKing. \|JK Roo}} {{haiku\| ~~Go on, get some sleep<br />[[Nightmare Fuel\|Let us be tangle buddies!]]<br />Never sleep again.<br />- Palhinuk~~ Go on, get some sleep [[Nightmare Fuel\|Let us be tangle buddies!]] Never sleep again. \|Palhinuk}} {{haiku\| ~~Disc One had five acts.<br />Disc Two will have two acts more!<br />...If we can find it.<br />-[[Tropers/Joseph Staleknight\|Joseph Staleknight]]~~ Disc One had five acts. Disc Two will have two acts more! ...If we can find it. \|Joseph Staleknight}} {{haiku\| ~~Hey bro, new update!<br />Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!<br />...It's been scratched, sadly...<br />-[[User:Wikkit]]~~ Hey bro, new update! Terezi found Disc Two! Yay! ...It's been scratched, sadly... \|Wikkit}} {{haiku\| ~~First it was just John<br />Then the zodiac appeared<br />Try to save your life<br />-[[User:Calamity Jane]]~~ First it was just John Then the zodiac appeared Try to save your life \|Calamity Jane}} {{haiku\| ~~Once dead, now alive<br />Born from green miles destruction<br />Arisen Anew~~ Once dead, now alive Born from green miles destruction Arisen Anew }} {{haiku\| ~~Four friends and a game<br />It will be so much fun guys<br />Then we start dying~~ Four friends and a game It will be so much fun guys Then we start dying }} By Potato4 {{haiku\| ~~Twelve trolls and twelve signs<br />It seems so obvious now<br />Trolls: our zodiac~~ Twelve trolls and twelve signs It seems so obvious now Trolls: our zodiac }} By Rosemarie {{haiku\| ~~This is really dumb<br />Andrew why you gotta mock<br />us so much. it hurts.<br />-Katana~~ This is really dumb Andrew why you gotta mock us so much. it hurts. \|Katana}} {{haiku\| ~~With future haiku<br />Please don't use any spoiler tags<br />it's a new standard<br />-Katana~~ With future haiku Please don't use any spoiler tags it's a new standard \|Katana}} {{haiku\| ~~Regarding Homestuck<br />You can be sure of one thing:<br />All puns are plot points<br />-Qualtagh~~ Regarding Homestuck You can be sure of one thing: All puns are plot points \|Qualtagh}} {{haiku\| ~~An omniscient Doc<br />Who mocks us with his white text<br />gets creamed by Hussie<br />~~ An omniscient Doc Who mocks us with his white text<br />gets creamed by Hussie }} ~~Like really no joke<br />Beats up the narrator<br />Stop trolling us man<br />~~ {{haiku\| Like really no joke Beats up the narrator<br />Stop trolling us man }} <br />-Potato 4 {{haiku\| ~~End of the Act's here.<br />Time to sit back, relax, and--<br />''DID [[Newgrounds\|THE SITE]] JUST CRASH?!''<br />-[[User:Joseph Staleknight]]~~ End of the Act's here. Time to sit back, relax, and-- ''DID [[Newgrounds\|THE SITE]] JUST CRASH?!'' \|Joseph Staleknight}} {{haiku\| Okay, much better. Mirror's stable, now to watch-- [[Wham! Episode\|Oh]] [[HSQ\|holy]] [[Oh Crap\|shit]] [[Flat What\|what]]. \|Joseph Staleknight}} {{haiku\| ~~Okay, much better.<br />Mirror's stable, now to watch--<br />[[Wham Episode\|Oh]] [[HSQ\|holy]] [[Oh Crap\|shit]] [[Flat What\|what]].<br />-[[User:Joseph Staleknight]]~~ All that ever was And all that ever will be [[That's No Moon\|Drifts into the Sun.]] }} {{haiku\| ~~All that ever was<br />And all that ever will be<br />[[That's No Moon\|Drifts into the Sun.]]~~ Brand new universe. Guardians switch out with kids-<br />Guess what [[Wham! Episode\|happens]] [[Break the Cutie\|next.]] }} ~~Brand new universe.<br />Guardians switch out with kids-<br />Guess what [[Wham Episode\|happens]] [[Break the Cutie\|next.]]<br />~~ -Nanakiro {{haiku\| Puns, plot points, madness.<br />[[Flat What\|What]] [[Kudzu Plot\|the hell is going on.]]<br />Quirky kids and trolls.<br /><br />Go forth, unnamed child,<br />and fulfill your destiny.<br />[[Jigsaw Puzzle Plot\|Everyone's confused.]]<br /><br />Will the journey end<br />in victory or defeat?<br />Only Andrew knows.<br /><br />(Except, not really;<br />he just pulls it out his ass.<br />Goddammit, Andrew.)<br />-Ambey Puns, plot points, madness. {{haiku\| [[Flat What\|What]] [[Kudzu Plot\|the hell is going on.]] Quirky kids and trolls.<br /><br />Go forth, unnamed child,<br />and fulfill your destiny.<br />[[Jigsaw Puzzle Plot\|Everyone's confused.]]<br /><br />Will the journey end<br />in victory or defeat?<br />Only Andrew knows.<br /><br />(Except, not really; he just pulls it out his ass. }} Goddammit, Andrew.) \|Ambey}} - Ambey {{haiku\| ~~What is this nonsense<br />Praises surely oversung<br />... [[Crowning Moment of Awesome\|HOLY FUCKING SHIT]]<br />- Andreus~~ What is this nonsense Praises surely oversung ... [[Crowning Moment of Awesome\|HOLY FUCKING SHIT]] \|Andreus}} {{haiku\| ~~Four-thirteen, six-twelve,<br />Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;<br />[[Arc Number\|Numbers]] everywhere!<br />- [[User:Joseph Staleknight]]~~ Four-thirteen, six-twelve, Ten-twenty-five, and six ones; [[Arc Number\|Numbers]] everywhere! \|Joseph Staleknight}} {{haiku\| ~~E%quisite [[Mind Screw]],<br />[[Time Travel]], [[Kudzu Plot\|weird plot]], and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking\|buckets]].<br />So glubbing awesome.~~ E%quisite [[Mind Screw]], [[Time Travel]], [[Kudzu Plot\|weird plot]], and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking\|buckets]]. So glubbing awesome. }} - Lokie {{haiku\| ~~"It was me and Jake,<br />And we wrestled tenderly"<br />Cool story, Brobot.<br />- salixbabe~~ "It was me and Jake, And we wrestled tenderly" Cool story, Brobot. \|salixbabe}} {{haiku\| ~~We are all obsessed.<br />First we crashed Andrew's website.<br />Then down came Newgrounds.<br />- [[Pyro Forge]]~~ We are all obsessed. First we crashed Andrew's website. Then down came Newgrounds. \|Pyro Forge}} ---- [[Homestuck ~~(Webcomic)~~\|> Go back]] {{reflist}} ~~[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]~~ ~~[[Category:Homestuck]]~~ [[Category:Haiku]] [[Category:{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]