Homestuck/Timeline: Difference between revisions

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== Pre-Scratch Human (B1) Universe ==

* April 13, 413,000,000 B.C.E.: The meteor containing the Frog Temple lands near a volcano in what will become the Pacific Ocean, bringing Becquerel and the Lotus time capsule.

* April 10, 1910: The future Nanna Egbert lands, and is adopted by Colonel Sassacre.

*** The White Ring slips out of WV's pocket. PM sees it and puts it on.

** PM follows Jack Noir through the terminal into the troll session, bringing along WV and Serenity.

 

 

== Pre-Scratch Human (B1) Session ==

* Jade awakens on Prospit. She uses the visions that the clouds of Skaia give her in order to orchestrate much of what happens they day the four kids play the Sburb Beta, as well as to gather all four of them together and make them friends in the first place.

* Gamzee chucklevoodoos the evil clown doll in John's Prospit tower into existence.

* Dream John sees a vision of the White Ring in WV's hand in one of the clouds.

* Real John, still asleep, lands safely back on LOWAS.

** Along the way, she makes friends with Kanaya.

* Dream John, after exploring the Battlefield for a while, comes across Dad and Mom, and runs to greet them.

** Dave gets her to deploy the Intellibeam Laserstation, which he can now afford thanks to his business at the LOHAC Stock Exchange. He then duplicates the server disc to become Jade's server while John is still unable to do so, and gives Jade a fully upgraded Alchemiter while he's at it.

* The Dave on LOHAC takes back his shades from a nakkodile and speaks to Rose.

* Jade is then contacted by Tavros, who explains about his intervention to save her life at the expense of her grandfather when she was very young. He also asks to commune with Bec again, but Jade is on the fence on that.

* After ignoring Karkat's trolling, Jade sets up her alchemizing binge in true Christmas style with the help of Dave. She then makes the following items:

== Troll (A1 & A2) Universe ==

== '''Pre-Scratch "Alternia"''' ==

* The planet that would be renamed Alternia after the Scratch is home to two temporally separated sets each of twelve [[All Trolls Are Different|trolls]]. The later generation plays Sgrub, but fails because they [[Perfect Pacifist People|cannot comprehend conflict or strife]]..[[Unreliable Expositor|well maybe]]. They strike a deal with Echidna to scratch their session and start anew, at the cost of their memories and peace. The failed players become the Ancestors to the new players-to-be.

** This session is variably referred to as the Beta Troll Session, the Pre-Scratch Troll Session, and the A1 Session.

 

* The newly-created Doc Scratch arrives on Alternia via meteor. He takes up residence on one of Alternia's moons, and proceeds to orchestrate much of what follows.

* Two meteors carrying the red and blue Frog Temples impact Alternia.

** The Handmaid escapes in the confusion, but is caught and forcibly recruited by Lord English who sends her back in time as his immortal agent of discord and strife.

** The Battleship Condescension reaches Alternia. As her final mission after millenia of service, the adult Handmaid battles the Condesce, [[You Kill It You Bought It|who kills her and becomes Lord English's slave in her place.]]

** Doc Scratch takes a moment to inform Gamzee that they are all, in fact, [[Unwitting Pawn|suckers]].

 

'''Doomed Timelines'''

 

== Troll (A2) Session ==

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* Karkat and his hive enter the Medium, in the Land of Pulse and Haze.

* 05:12:30 BCM: Karkat wakes up from a nightmare, where his dreamself got slaughtered by Bec Noir, and finds his friends out and about. He promptly issues a blanket ban on sleeping, for reasons he refuses to elaborate upon. Tavros now has his robo-legs, and attempts to walk down stairs with them to hilariously bad effect.

* 04:13:49 BCM: Bec Noir bisects Dream Feferi and stabs Dream Nepeta three times in the chest before using his power to destroy the trolls' Derse.

* At some point, Feferi is asleep on Gamzee's horn pile, in blatant defiance of Karkat's ban.

* At some point, Terezi puts on a dragonsuit and roleplays with Nepeta. Nepeta leads her to Eridan's hidden pile of incredibly shitty wands.

* At some point, Vriska is introduced to the glory of Nic Cage by John. She also gives gives her entire boondollar horde to John to give him an edge over Dave.

* 03:14:01 BCM: Terezi witnesses Felt Dave get up from the Quest Bed and get his neck slashed by Bec Noir. Visibly saddened, she runs away. Meanwhile, Vriska wakes up from a dream with WV, and tells Tavros about her plan, goading him into challenging her to a duel. He finally works up the courage to face her down, but falls victim to some stairs before he can reach her.

** Gamzee observes the creation of Jadesprite.

** Terezi asks Dave to send her past (6:12 on the countdown) self 413 boonbucks.

** PM arrives in the troll's session, wearing the white queen's wing and ready to face Bec Noir. Serenity and WV's body are with her.

** Bec Noir quickly absconds after the trolls' meteor.

** PM flies after Bec Noir.

* 01:00:00 After the Critical Moment (ACM): Karkat and Terezi participate in a memo begun by their past selves.

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== Post-Scratch Human (B2) Universe ==

* April, 1910: Poppop Crocker and Grandma English land.

** Colonel Sassacre and Betty Crocker raise them, but at some point Grandma English recognises the Batterwitch is evil and leaves.

 

== Post-Scratch Human (B2) Session ==

Uniquely, the Post-Scratch Human Session occurs during two timeframes. The past, when the Nobles' Dreamselves are active, and the far distant future, where everyone has died and the Nobles begin to enter. <!-- Left panel next to the lanterns during the A6A3 opener refers to Jake and Jane's deaths in past tense, ergo the split timeline. How could consorts despair if Jane's death occurred long after they were dead? -->

=== Past Timeline ===

* Rose pilots the severed moon of Derse through the Furthest Ring. While doing so, she passes through a dream bubble and has a conversation with a sleeping Dave. They are interrupted by the Draconian Dignitary, who stabs Dave's dream projection, forcing him to wake up.

** After killing DD?, Rose and Dave enter the crypt in the center of Derse's moon, where their quest beds await. They take the Tumor out of its captchalogue card and wait for the countdown to end.

** Lord English's Cairo Overcoat appears on him and promptly transforms into a time-travelling sarcophagus, transporting him to an unknown point in the Alternia timeline.

** Lord English releases the Vast Honk prophesized by Gamzee's religion.

* After her dream self's death, Jade has a psychedelic dream of the Squiddles and Feferi, before seeing through to the true nature of the Furthest Ring. In a panic, she wakes up.

* After entering the Medium, Jade enters a dream bubble once more. She dreams of the time on her thirteenth birthday when she was trolled by Feferi while making the cyborg-bunny Liv Tyler as a gift to John. Suddenly, Feferi appears next to her and hugs the bunny, before revealing that she is dead. Jade wakes up at this point.

* The bucket John sends from the Hussie-verse appears in the furthest ring and hits Karkat in the face.

* Serenity and WV appear on the meteor, having passed through PM's body. Serenity begs everyone to try to help WV.

** Because of temporal relativity, and possibly because [[Webcomic Time|the characters in the comic now need to catch up with time passed in the]] [[Real Life|Hussieverse/real world]], Jade and John have to wait for approximately three years on board their Prospitian ship while travelling at warp speed, even though only three nanoseconds would pass everywhere outside the ship. During that timespan:

*** John and Jade briefly see Andrew Hussie but he's distorted because of their size and speed, causing Jade to consider him as "extra-dimensional shenanigan-based phenomena". Andrew puts a green curtain over the walls, blocking himself from their view.

*** Jade turns fourteen

*** John turns fourteen. An incident involving John, Jade, and Jaspersprite causes John to fall unconscious and enter a dream bubble briefly.