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== Skaia, 'crucible of unlimited creative potential', is the Imaginary World from ''[[Problem Sleuth]]'' ==

After unimaginable trials, our heroes will arrive outside the brothel in the sky.

 

== Within Skaia lies a third kingdom. ==

 

== Rose Lalonde wrote My Immortal ==

 

== Rose Lalonde didn't write My Immortal... ==

A collorary to this is that ''this is what was supposed to be done with the code in the first place, and the dark gods had Rose burn it because they didn't want her matching/surpassing their power''. However, it is at this point that [[Epileptic Trees|this tree]] [[Fridge Horror|grows]] [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees|a poison oak branch]] in that if the Kids' timeline continues like this, Yukari as we know it, and thus Gensokyo as we know it, will be [[Ret-Gone|completley unmade]]. But hey, the Trolls ''did'' say that the Kids are f*** ing up ''everything''.

* I'm pretty sure that the reason the Dark Gods wanted Rose to destroy the book was because they knew about DD and what he was sent to do.

* And now Jade has that kind of power.

 

 

== Robot Aradia is a vocaloid. ==

 

== aT's robotic legs come with roller skates ==

== aG is an [[Expy]] of [[Code Geass|Lelouch]]. ==

From what we have seen, Alternia has an abusive and backstabbing culture with a restrictive caste system that euthanizes their handicapped and allows autistic barbarians to live in caves in the middle of nowhere. aG knows that a large group of trolls could barely agree on pizza toppings, much less work together to save the world. Her solution, much like Zero's, is to unite the other eleven players by giving them a common enemy- herself. With her mind control eye and obnoxious attitude, her plan had a chance of working... except if it did, this would be a different story.

* And the description doesn't jive well with what we know about the pre-Scratch trolls.

 

 

== John Egbert is a younger Sean "Day[9]" Plott. ==

 

 

* Huh... Wow O_o

 

== The Combine are Trolls. ==

 

 

 

 

== All of John's favourite actors are playing in a seperate session. ==

 

== The three-year time skip in Homestuck will be a legitimate, real-life break from the comic, but not totally. ==

 

 

 

So for an entire three years, Davesprite will be updating SBaHJ routinely, with each comic showing his thoughts as he descends further and further into madness, getting increasingly more graphic, bloody, or just plain weird. When the three year break is up, the final update to SBaHJ will be a long black panel and three words: {{color|orangered|caw caw motherfuckers}}

* Also of note is that UU is the RNA equivalent of TT.

** Wouldn't the first piece of evidence, coupled with with the grey skin and badly hidden horns of the protagonist of COTL, imply that uraniumUmbra is actually CALMASIS?

**** And then we have Hussie in [[A 6 I 2]], who appears to make himself look like Calmasis with UU's horns.

 

They look disturbingly similar. This is most evident if you pause the animation (like by pressing the mouse wheel) while The Kernelsprite is flashing white-on-black; but you can see the resemblance at other times, too.

* He also seems to have picked up one of John's Fake Arms from the Harlequin Doll, at least when he was fused with The Kernel. When split from The Kernel, it's hard to tell because he suddenly has a body.

** Why is there an arrow with "Pumpkin!" beside it? [[Running Gag|I don't see any pumpkins.]]

** Sprites ''really'' aren't like Uboa.

== Sburb is powered by [[Gurren Lagann|Spiral Energy]], and ''Homestuck'' is a prequel to ''Gurren Lagann''. ==

Let's look at it, shall we? First of all, the symbol of Sburb is a spirograph, which by design is made up of spirals. It's also associated with the colour green, as seen in the spirograph, the block-house symbol, and the First Guardians, and Spiral Energy is green. It can create matter through alchemisation and deploying objects. ''Homestuck'' uses a prominant genetics motif in the Pesterchum initials and Ectobiology, while Spiral Energy is the force behind evolution and genetics are reflected in the names of Lord '''Genome''' and his generals. Additionally, the kids are making use of Spiral Energy - when John "did the windy thing", the Breeze manifested in a giant spiral, and then later, ''air drills''. Rose, through her attempts to break the system, is ROW ROW FIGHTING THE POWER. And the Dersites, being black, smooth, hairless, and with white highlights, resemble Anti-Spirals, a fitting role for those who oppose the kids and Skaia, which is a well of Spiral Energy. The reason that Sburb targets its meteors at the players and their home planets is more than a coincidence; it's to prevent Spiral Nemesis by taking out the number of potential users. Eventually, on the future Earth, the remenants of humanity, having moved underground, will form a civilisation, and the technology used in Sburb will be used to create the Gunmen, another invention that allows Spiral Races to use Spiral Energy. Of the carapace creatures who took up residence on Earth, the Prospitians, as the guardians of Skaia, may have adapted Sburb's methods of harnessing Spiral Energy to create the Gunmen, however, since we never see any in ''Gurren Lagann'' they were probably driven to extinction by the Beastmen. Meanwhile the Derseites, refusing to compromise their plans of destroying Skaia, seal away their conciousness and become the first Anti-Spirals. Lord Genome is in charge of Skaiainet and was responsible for coding Sburb. He will also eventually use Ectobiology to create the Beastmen by combining the paradox slime from humans and animals. And, going with an above theory, Bro is not the reincarnation of Kamina, but Kamina (and, by extention, the Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann) is the reincarnation of Bro.

** Just because Andrew said he didn't know about ''Gurren Lagann'' to reference it intentionally [["Stop Having Fun!" Guys|doesn't mean we can't come up with insane crossover ideas.]]

** Anti-Spiral Gunmen in Homestuck it's gonna happen.

== Alternia's Pink Moon is Problem Sleuth's world ==

 

* The pink sphere is a third moon.

 

 

== [[Just for Fun]]: John's Dad has a brother, and he has played with his nephew before. ==

 

== Dirk Has Combat Operandus: Abstracted Thought ==

 

== Roxy is a master of the Drunken Fist style ==

 

== End of Homestuck ==

It will end with John figuring out how to love himself. [[Gainax Ending|All of his friends and family will be there, clapping and congratulating him, including Jaspersprite.]] Millions of fans will be incredibly angry until the feature film, [[End of Evangelion|End of Homestuck]] is released. Though it shows what happens outside of John's mind during the [[Gainax Ending|final moments of the original webcomic, it has just as strange an ending, with everybody turning into orange faygo]].

* While staring at a naked Jade.

* In Umineko, words in {{color|gold|gold}} represent knowledge specific to the [[Game Master]]. In Homestuck, {{color|#a1a100|Sollux}} built the game in the A2 session, while {{color|#f2a400|Dirk}} effectively runs the B2 session.

* In Umineko, words in {{color|purple|purple}} are true, unless spoken by a murderer. In Homestuck, only {{color|#2b0057|Gamzee}} and {{color|#6a006a|Eridan}}, two of the resident [[Serial Killer|murdering psychopaths]], speak in {{color|purple|purple}}.

* There are a ''lot'' of parallels between Umineko's [[Big Bad|Bernkastel]] and Homestuck's [[Satan|Doc Scratch]]:

** During her game, Bernkastel speaks in {{color|white|white}} to express the truth. Doc Scratch speaks in {{color|white|white}}, and never lies.

 

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