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After all, where do we get a definite time for its arrival? The meteor colour-code chart that shows Time to landing = colour shows blue as the top end of the scale. That is what the biggest meteor's colour was. For all we know, it was going to take so long to reach Earth that the predicted time went off the charts.

* If this is true, this means the Exiles may have small problem on their hands.

 

== Jade's narcolepsy is actually her real and dream selves fighting over control of her ==

We saw in a recent update that when Dream Rose got Dream Dave's attention by tossing a ball of yarn at him, real-world Dave fell asleep instantly. This confirms that the kids' dream selves are awake when their real selves are asleep, and vice-versa. We also know that Jade's dream self has been active for some time... the dots are easy to connect.

 

== Jade's Kernelsprite will not be prototyped until AFTER she enters the Medium ==

Every time a prototyped Kernelsprite enters the medium, their properties gives both kingdoms more power. This both strengthens denziens and generally makes things more complicated for the players. prototyping Jade's sprite will be seen as holding on to the [[Idiot Ball]], and thus undesireable.

 

== The contents of Jade's present to John is... ==

Vriska's a one-trick pony. She couldn't mind-control Aradia, so she attacked Aradia with someone who was controllable. She can't mind-control Terezi, so it's reasonable to assume she would use the same method. It's even possible that Karkat's invitation for Terezi to come live in his lawnring was foreshadowing that Karkat lives close enough to her to walk to her tree and stab her eyes out.

* Alternatively, Vriska ''attempts'' to use the same trick twice. It fails when Karkat arrives at Terezi's hive and [[Curb Stomp Battle|has the everloving crap beaten out of him]]. Terezi has just mentioned that she's capable of this, after all.

 

== Someone must die in order for a Dream Self to awaken. ==

== Jade's Meteor gets sent back in time to become primordial Earth ==

Going by [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004778 this page,] the meteor is about half the size of the moon. There is no way it can hit Jade's island and leave the general area intact, which we clearly see is the case in the future with the exiles (and no, you can't say the Frog Temple is somehow able to withstand it because we've clearly seen it take damage [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003012 from much] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003018 smaller things]). Between this and the ever-present [[Stable Time Loop|Weird]] [[Temporal Paradox|Time]] [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Shit]], it seems reasonable that the meteor could have been shunted into the past to fulfill [[Mind Screw|yet another]] [[Stable Time Loop]] by becoming the critical mass which leads to Earth's formation some 4.13 billion years ago.<ref>If that seems 0.413 billion years too late, it could also be Theia, the object responsible for slamming into proto-earth and creating the moon.</ref>

 

== The Trolls aren't all connected, and they aren't all going to be helpful ==

== Jade won't prototype her Kernelsprite, which will fuck up everything. ==

Jack will be prototyped with a Kernel, allowing him, in turn, to be prototyped with something... and he'll prototype with the Green Sun, making him into Lord English and causing the Scratch.

 

== Tavros kissed the girl. ==

== Rose destroyed Aradiabot. ==

If she could do what she just did to Eridan's computer, there's no telling what could happen to other machinery with those Thorns Of Oglogoth of hers.

 

== The Feferi Jade talked to in her second dream was actually Dream Feferi ==

== The Countdown Without a Clock to Claim It is counting down to the death of {{spoiler|the last troll}} ==

{{spoiler|Gamzee will be the last, quietly dying of his injuries as he watches the miracle of a new beginning to take his mind of his group's end - the fact the he chose the beginning of Jadesprite to watch implies that Jadesprite is very important.}}

* Completely Jossed.