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== What Terezi meant by their [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004475 little moment ] ==
Read Karkat's response as a complete sentence. The period at the end seems to indicate that it is indeed a complete (poorly worded) sentence.
* According to Karkat, it involved them taking "[httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20130815093243/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004528 A ROMANTIC HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE SUSPENDED IN A GODDAMN FILIAL PAIL TOGETHER]."
 
== The kids and the Trolls will meet face-to-face, and somehow manage to fix everything. ==
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Its [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002756 this] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002757 thing]. Or at least a statue of him... Or a stuffed severed tentacle that was part of him... straighten it out and it looks (vaguely) like a cue stick...
* Nope, sorry. That's [[wikipedia:Typhon|Typhoeus]], as he appears [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001924 in the comic].
** Ah, so that isn't Lord English. Okay new theory (which is actually old and obvious): Typhoeus may be John's Denizen (as suggested by the MSPA wiki [https://web.archive.org/web/20120808222310/http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Denizens here])
*** Yes that's confirmed now.
 
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== Strider killed the dinosaurs ==
Think on it. There is a truly massive meteor impact aimed for somewhere in the pacific ocean, which is quite possibly Jade's island. And yet the frog temple is still standing. Now [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921183211/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002657 at one point] we see a meteor land where the frog temple will be years in the past, before there is a temple there. The Meteor has clearly been warped in from somwhere/when. It's possible that Strider, for some reason or another, warped the meteor back in time (saving Jade's house from firey doom). The vast explosion caused the extinction of the dinosaurs as we know it, and also marks a difference in the timeline from ours.
 
As to why Strider is the one who warped this meteor back in time, ask yourself: Who else is badass enough to have killed the dinosaurs?
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== The SBURB games are counting down. ==
* The special number in the Troll's game? 612. 6+1+2= 9. The Kid's game? 413. 4+1+3= 8. My guess is, there can only be 7 games after this.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20131104182958/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/mobius-trip-and-hadron-kaleido 214?]
** Alpha is 11 11 11 or 2X3 either way thats 6 so maybe it's not exactly in order, what with the timey-whimey and whatnot.
*** Unless the 7th game was the one that "created" the Alpha session. At least, we know UU is or has been in a session of her own.
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== The ultimate result of the Scratch will be a 16-player session with the Kids and the Trolls. ==
Both [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20130815093243/http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004528 Future John] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004690 Karkat] have suggested that the Scratch may lead to the Kids and Trolls meeting face-to-face, and {{color|#2ED73A|D}}{{color|white|o}}{{color|#2ED73A|c Scratch}} says the Scratch [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005529 resets the session.] The two sessions are already strongly intertwined, so maybe the Scratch will just finish the job and combine them.
* "You would eventually come to realize that the two teams were playing in the same session all along" has yet to be called back, you just know it's coming.
** Why would it? It had all the importance it needed when it was first brought up.
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** The higher caste on the hemospectrum you go the lower the birth rate. At the time the Sufferer was the only candyblood to have ever existed.
*** The Hemospectrum is arrayed like the normal visible spectrum; that is the higher the wavelength the higher the energy (power) and therefore the higher the status. Red would be either the lowest presented or (and this would actually make sense, considering the Rustblood's role) just above Aradia.
*** Feferi's color appears closest to Pink/Magenta which is not technically present in the the visible spectrum (in terms of wavelengths). [https://web.archive.org/web/20130928095527/http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/science/strange-but-true/colour_spectrum_magenta_complimentary_bizarre Here] is an article explaining the weirdness. So either Hussie doesn't know this and I'm barking up the wrong tree or the colors are not based on the visible spectrum entirely, but simply ordered that way for convenience.
*** Alternatively, Ultraviolet light runs through colors just like visible light and Red would be the lowest on the UV tier, but the UV tier would still be above Visible Spectrum tier.
** Jossed, Hussie has said the blood color of Karkat and the Sufferer is not on the acknowledged hemospectrum at all.
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**** Un-Jossed (at least partially) by [S] Jade: Enter.
 
== [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922102850/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/unite-synchronization Unite Synchronization] is not about the kids ==
It is the kids instruments but none of it really sound like any of their previous motifs. The reason why is simple, this is not a song of the kinds working together, it's a song of the post-scratch session
* Except the art for the song clearly depicts the Kids.
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== The Alpha!Universe is actually a ''pre''-scratch universe ==
The guardians always did seem a little too prepared in the Beta!Session. We've seen Mom, Dad, and Bro fighting off monsters way above the kids' levels back in [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922010523/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003568 Jack: Ascend], Bro training Dave since his youth, Mom accessing a secret lab containing Skaian technology, and Grandpa somehow getting into the game ''before it even started.'' For her part, Nannasprite [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004698 also mentions] that she knew about their ectobiological origins for ''years.'' Finally, consider Doc Scratch's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005953 exposition] of pre-scratch Alternia, how the players had not been spawned in their session, which seems to be the case on Alpha!Earth. Ultimately, it's the Alpha!Session which scratches into the Beta!Universe, not the other way around, and the Beta!Universe scratches into a yet-unseen Gamma!Universe.
* We outright saw the Kids cause the Scratch; if this theory is true then it's an infinite loop which is unlikely as hell.
** It's already been established that the entire setting is a [[Timey-Wimey Ball]], not to mention that Andrew has tossed [[Red Herring|RedHerrings]] at the audience before, so why exactly would it be outside the realm of possibility?