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# Secretly be male. A [[Wholesome Crossdresser]] never fails to get some important guys after shim.
# Of course [[Sweet On Polly Oliver|dressing like a man]] works well too.
# If all else fails, [[Rape Is Love|force yourself]] onto him. It'll give you something to [[Rape Is Ok When It Is Female On Male|laugh about]] afterwards! {{color|red|'''Warning:''' If you're in real life, doing this will at least screw up your karma and at most get you a life sentence or on-site death.}}
# ...this may sound outrageous but.....if he happens to be [[Soul Brotha|black]], [[Where Da White Women At|be white. Just...be white]] Seriously, this works way more often than it sounds.
** If he's anything else, [[Ambiguously Brown]] will usually work. Bonus points if you're [[Pocahontas|a "savage"]].
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# Take your [[Shirtless Scene|shirt off]].
# [[Celibate Hero|Swear off love]].
# [[Rape Is Love|Force yourself onto her]]. Every tear and protest she sheds will only cause her to fall even more hopelessly in love with a strong, assertive man like you. {{color|red|'''Warning:''' If you're in the kind of story in which this doesn't work, or you're in real life, doing this will at least screw up your karma and at most get you a life sentence, or even on-site death.}}
# If she happens to be a [[Hot Amazon]] and [[Best Her to Bed Her]] ''doesn't'' apply , try playing the [[Weakness Turns Her On|physically weak, frail, helpless]] [[Ill Boy]].
** Alternatively, [[Guile Hero|prove that you can outdo her with your smarts rather than your strength]].
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