How to Become a Love Interest: Difference between revisions

# Make absolutely sure that you give each other your [[First Kiss]]. [[Indirect Kiss|Sharing straws]] is acceptable; the rule of thumb here is if it can give mono, it probably counts.

# Tell him you [[Childhood Marriage Promise|promised to marry him]] when you were five. This always, always, ''always'' works, just so long as he doesn't find out you're lying or remember that when he was five, he was [[Girls Have Cooties|afraid of girls]]. If he does, however, you [[Unlucky Childhood Friend|instantly lose it all]].

# Failing that, be a [[Doom Magnet]], and find a man who is equally one himself. You'll [[Battle Couple|bond together for safety alone]], even if you don't consider him your truest love. [[Be a Whore to Get Your Man|Promising him sex]] will help ensure that he [[Closed Circle|doesn't try to leave]], [[Death By Pragmatism|which would only get him killed anyway]]. Just don't have ''[[Death by Sex|too much]]'' sex.

# Somehow bribe the gods into [[Cleaning Up Romantic Loose Ends|removing all competition]], leaving you as their sole choice.