How to Become a Love Interest: Difference between revisions

# [[Disabled Love Interest|Get a not-too-crippling disability]]. If you don't like the idea of permanently hurting yourself, [[Ill Girl|try getting a not-too-disfiguring and non-contagious disease]]. Nothing invokes those chivalrous instincts like a cough in the right moment. Watch out, though: if you're too good at, you may end up [[Too Good for This Sinful Earth|dying in the end]].

# And make sure you ''never'' come off as [[No Guy Wants to Be Chased|being overly eager or aggressive]].

# ...or [[Duet Bonding|play a piano duet together]].

# [[Love At First Note|Sing]].

# [[Chivalrous Pervert|Proposition her heavily but don't force her]]. If you do it properly, she may consider your offer indeed.

# It never hurts to sacrifice a goat or two to get the [[Powers That Be]] to [[Cleaning Up Romantic Loose Ends|uneven out the playing field in your favor]].

# [[Rescue Romance|Rescue]] her from danger. Seriously, this usually always works.

# Get a job as her [[Bodyguard Crush|bodyguard]].

# If she happens to be a [[Hot Amazon]] and [[Best Her to Bed Her]] ''doesn't'' apply , try playing the [[Weakness Turns Her On|physically weak, frail, helpless]] [[Ill Boy]].

** Alternatively, [[Guile Hero|prove that you can outdo her with your smarts rather than your strength]].

# Special Note: If [[Where Da White Women At?|you happen to be black, and she just so happens to be white, there are a TON of options available]]. These include:

** [[Soul Brotha|Grow an afro and just be really, really cool]].

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