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* If I do volunteer it will be to get into the navy and dodge the army. The navy is dangerous but more comfortable and has lots of cool machinery.
* Similarly, if I absolutely must enlist voluntarily, I will not lie about my age to do it. I will wait until I have reached the required age.
*Finally if I absolutely must volunteer it will be for BUPERS, Quartermaster Corps, or if I must, [[Squick|Graves Registration.]] I will not, repeat, not volunteer for [[We Have Reserves|the infantry.]]
* I will not be [[New Meat|the youngest member of my squadron, platoon or unit]]. If I am, I will get a mentor figure as soon as possible.
** I will make sure that said Mentor Figure is not someone I like or respect, though. That will just get him killed in a more messy or disturbing way.