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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* From ''[[Digimon Adventure]]'':
{{quote| '''Tai:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!<br />
'''Izzy:''' I'd settle for a small cow. }}
* I distinctly remember Ash from "[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]" saying at one point, "I'm so hungry I could eat a Horsea!"
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== [[Comic Strip]] ==
* One ''[[Mad]]'' strip. Four teenagers in a diner.
{{quote| '''Teen #1''': "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"<br />
'''Teen #2''': "I'm so hungry I could eat a rhino!"<br />
'''Teen #3''': "I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant, including trunk and tusks!"<br />
'''Teen #4''': "Now I lost my appetite!" }}
 
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* In ''[[101 Dalmatians|One Hundred and One Dalmatians]]'', the puppy Rolly insisted "I'm so hungry I could eat a... a whole elephant!" (even though he just ate).
* ''[[Flight of the Navigator]]'' gave us this conversation:
{{quote| '''David:''' Where do you go next, Max?<br />
'''Max:''' Back in time to when I picked up my creatures. By now they're so hungry, they could eat a zigzog.<br />
'''David:''' What's a zigzog?<br />
'''Max:''' Kind of like a hippo, but with feathers. }}
* An unusual variant by Vic from ''[[Neighbors]]'': "Ramona and I haven't eaten all day. We could eat a baby's butt through a park bench."
* Fred from ''The Foot Fist Way'' gives another strange variant: "I'm so hungry I could eat a grown man's ass right now!"
* ''[[McCabe and Mrs. Miller]]'':
{{quote| '''Mrs. Miller:''' I'm hungry enough I could eat a bloody horse.<br />
'''John McCabe:''' Well, at Sheehan's place you probably will.<br />
'''Mrs. Miller:''' Ah, the frontier wit, I see. }}
* Phido the Vulture in ''[[The Thief and the Cobbler|The Princess And The Cobbler]]'': "I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetarian."
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* Nan from ''The Bad Mother's Handbook'': "When's tea ready? I could eat a buttered frog."
* From'' Sweet Land'':
{{quote| '''Brownie:''' You hungry? hungry?<br />
'''Inge:''' I could eat a horse.<br />
'''Brownie:''' Well we could find dat. }}
* [[Cheech and Chong]] - ''The Corsican Brothers'': "I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!"
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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' ("Faith, Hope & Trick"):
{{quote| '''Faith:''' God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?}}
* ''[[Angel]]'' ("Carpe Noctem"):
{{quote| '''Angel:''' [as Marcus] Somebody say something about food? I could eat a horse.}}
* ''[[M*A*S*H|Mash]]'' ("The Bus"):
{{quote| '''Col. Potter:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. May the First Cavalry forgive me.}}
* ''[[The Addams Family]]'' ("Morticia, the Matchmaker"):
{{quote| '''Morticia:''' Mama is cooking up a real surprise.<br />
'''Gomez:''' I am so hungry I could eat a wolf.<br />
'''Morticia:''' Gomez, you guessed it! }}
* ''[[The Waltons]]'' ("The Homecoming: A Christmas Story"):
{{quote| '''Mary Ellen:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.<br />
'''Grandma:''' If this depression gets any worse, you may have to. }}
* ''[[Gunsmoke]]'' ("Custer"):
{{quote| '''Chester Goode:''' I'm so hungry I could eat a whole hog.<br />
'''Marshal Matt Dillon:''' This is all the hog you get this morning. }}
* Toby from ''[[Power Rangers Mystic Force]]'' ("Rock Solid"): "I'm so hungry, I could eat the Oldies section."
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* ''[[Veggie Tales]]'': In "The Gourds Must be Crazy" (from "Are You my Neighbour"), Jimmy and Jerry Gourd start trying to one-up each other on statements about their hunger. The conversation ends with Jimmy saying he could eat an entire planet. Then it turns out {{spoiler|this isn't hyperbole at all: the Gourds [[It Makes Sense in Context|save the ship by eating a popcorn ball meteorite]].}}
** This gets a callback in a later episode, "Dave and the Giant Pickle". This time, since the Gourds are playing the parts of ancient Israelites, the conversation plays out rather differently:
{{quote| '''Jimmy:''' You know, sometimes I get so hungry, I could eat a whole camel!<br />
'''Jerry:''' Oh yeah? Sometimes I get so hungry, I could eat a whole ''[[Anachronism Stew|spaceship]]!''<br />
'''Jimmy:''' What's a spaceship?<br />
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* In ''[[The Magic School Bus]]'' episode "For Lunch", Arnold begins to insist "Not hungry? But I could eat a..." before Wanda, inside his stomach and pretending to be his conscience, cuts him off and forces him to drink instead.
* ''[[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' gives this mixed metaphor:
{{quote| '''Sonic:''' Eat our dust, Coconuts!<br />
'''Tails:''' I'm so hungry I could eat our dust! }}
* ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Mr. Griffin Goes To Washington".
{{quote| '''Chris''': Can't we eat? I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess.}}
* While stranded on an island on ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''.
{{quote| '''Terri''': I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!}}
 
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