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* 1: "I don't want you to be doing that, but I will give you one warning." Example:
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* 2: "I want to turn a blind eye but also want to warn you not to mention it again because the next person who overhears might not be as sympathetic." Example:
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A form of [[Irony#Verbal|verbal irony]].
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See also [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]. Compare [[Could Say It, But...]]
== Anime & Manga ==▼
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* [[Bleach (Manga)|Bleach]]: After overhea... sorry, NOT overhearing a conversation between Iba and Ikkaku,▼
{{quote| '''Captain Komamura''': "Rest easy. Unfortunately, my ears are not working well today"}}▼
▲* ''[[
== Comic Books ==▼
* At the end of ''[[Batman: Year One]]'', Gordon realizes that the man who just saved his son must be the same Batman who the Gotham Police have been hunting.
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'''Bruce Wayne:''' Yes.
'''Gordon:''' You know, I'm practically blind without my glasses. Sirens coming. You'd better go. }}
* In the one-shot ''Trial of Venom'' comic, [[Spider-Man]] is understandably upset when he hears that [[Daredevil]] is ''defending'' his enemy Venom:
{{quote|'''Spider-Man:''' You could have turned it down!
'''Daredevil:''' The judge would have asked ''why'' I was recusing myself. [[Sarcasm Mode|'Well, your honor, in my secret identity as Daredevil, I'm friends with Spider-Man, and the defendant tried to kill him]]."
'''Spider-Man:''' You could have lied!
'''Daredevil:''' As an officer of the court, I'll pretend I didn't hear that, although since I'm literally capable of hearing a pin drop, that's a tough trick.}}
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* Dumbledore does this in ''[[
▲* Dumbledore does this in ''[[Harry Potter (Franchise)/Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire|The Goblet of Fire]]'', although in this case, Harry had already apologized for mouthing off against Rita Skeeter: "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said."
** Almost as if he were [[Inverted Trope|turning a deaf ear to Harry's]] ''[[Inverted Trope|apology]]''....
* Near the end of ''[[Holes]]'': "I didn't hear that. And I advise you to make sure I don't hear it again."
* ''[[Discworld]]'':
** In ''[[
** In ''[[
* [[Robert Heinlein]] liked to use this one.
** In ''[[Space Cadet (
** In ''[[The Number of the Beast]]'', the protagonists ask the Governor of the UK colony on Mars how they can exchange their gold for the local currency. He offhandedly mentions how he is glad to hear they don't have any gold, being it is illegal there for individuals to own gold.
** ''[[Starship Troopers (
* In Betsy Byars's book ''The Pinballs,'' two of the child protagonists, Carlie and T.J., smuggle a puppy into the hospital to cheer up their friend Harvey. A nurse catches them doing this, but seeing that Harvey is genuinely feeling better thanks to the puppy, she tells them something along the lines of, "Now, you be careful with that puppy. Why, if I had seen it, I'd have to take it out of the room this very minute." Carlie is so impressed with the nurse's attitude that she declares later on that if she becomes a nurse, she'll act in the same way the nurse did.
* [[Aubrey
* [[David Sedaris]] writes that when his mother was dying of cancer, he tried to end a phone conversation with her by saying, "I love you," and she responded, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
* In Jerry Pournelle's ''West of Honor'', one of the lieutenants comes across a private painting graffiti on the orderly room wall. He simply points out how unfortunate it would be if [[Drill Sergeant Nasty|the Sergeant Major]] had been the one to catch him, and says that he expects to see the wall clean when he returns. He also lets pass without comment the private's explanation that "IHTFP" stands for "I Have Truly Found Paradise" (rather than "I Hate This Fucking Place").
* The ''[[Belisarius Series]]'' has a running gag with Valentinian; when the latter mumbles something, typically cursing about the situation Belisarius is leading them into, Belisarius (who knows exactly when is being mumbled), asks what was said and someone, typically Anastasius, will cheerfully repeat it out loud...but since it would be insubordinate for Valentinian to say something like that, it might have actually been something else that sounds vaguely similar.
* In ''[[Star Trek: Vanguard]]'', Captain Desai (the station's JAG officer) responds to a mission request by Admiral Nogura with something akin to accusing him of trying to punt her off the station to avoid legal trouble. Nogura replies that, as a favor and for the sake of her Starfleet career, he's going to pretend he didn't hear her insubordinate remark.
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* At least two instances on ''[[Battlestar Galactica
** When ''Galactica'' stumbles across an infected baseship in which all the Cylons are dying after they encountered a probe containing an ancient plague, an opportunity presents itself for the Colonial Fleet to destroy the entire Cylon race once and for all. This could be done by taking a few still alive ones that they found on the ship, and then killing them after jumping in range of a
▲* At least two instances on ''[[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined (TV)|Battlestar Galactica Reimagined]]'':
▲** When Galactica stumbles across an infected baseship in which all the Cylons are dying after they encountered a probe containing an ancient plague, an opportunity presents itself for the Colonial Fleet to destroy the entire Cylon race once and for all. This could be done by taking a few still alive ones that they found on the ship, and then killing them after jumping in range of a Ressurection Hub, infecting the entire system with the incurable disease. Being himself married to the (good) Cylon Athena, Helo Agathon objects to it on principle when the Galactica command staf are discussing the option with President Roslin. Then this conversation happens:
▲{{quote| '''Helo''': They tried to live with us on New Caprica.<br />
▲'''Roslin''': What did you say?<br />
▲'''Helo''': They tried to live with us on New Caprica.<br />
'''Roslin''': You weren't on New Caprica. To my recollection you never set foot there? So out of respect for the hundreds of men and women of your crew who suffered through that snakepit... I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. }}
** After they bring up the subject of the Final Five Cylons (a taboo topic in Cylon culture) Cavil orders a number of his fellow Cylons to "take a cleansing walk" and he'll forget what he just heard them say.
* Subverted in an episode of ''[[
* In an episode of ''[[Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide]]'', a character starts an underground reaction to the school talent contest and one of the other characters asks the woodwork teacher for advice. His reply goes more or less "I, of course, didn't hear you refer to an event that the principal has specifically prohibited."
* On ''[[That
* Jim Keats, the season 3 [[Big Bad]] of ''[[Ashes to Ashes]]'' is hardly a [[Reasonable Authority Figure]] - {{spoiler|he's just posing as one. He still breaks this one out every so often to maintain the facade that he ''isn't'' trying to bring down the entire department.}}
* Happens somewhat regularly on both ''[[
* On ''[[Hogan's Heroes]]'', Sergeant Schultz frequently said "I see nothing!" because he [[Genre Savvy|knew]] that investigating would just make things worse for him.
* A [[Running Gag|recurring exchange]] in the first season of ''[[The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer]]'', whenever Mortimer tells a bad joke:
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'''Mortimer:''' I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
'''Reeves:''' I can't blame you. (or "I'll pretend you didn't") }}
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* Inverted in ''[[Final Fantasy X]]''. Devout Yevonite Wakka questions the involvement of Maester Seymour Guado - essentially a high priest of Yevon - in an operation that uses machines forbidden by that religion; Seymour coolly suggests he simply pretend he doesn't see them. When Wakka, shocked, protests that that's not something a Maester should say, Seymour replies, "Then pretend I didn't say it." This is one of many early clues that Seymour is [[Obviously Evil]].
* In [[Company of Heroes]], a cutscene shows a sergeant chugging away on a bottle of french wine. An officer strolls up and says he'll "assume that's grape juice". The sergeant says as the officer walks away "Right sir, grape juice! Well, it was...'bout a year ago."
* ''[[
== Western Animation ==▼
* ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender (Animation)|Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'':▼
* Ozpin did this in ''[[RWBY]]'', Volume 2, Chapter 8: "Field Trip".
{{quote| '''Aang''': I'll pretend I didn't pretend to hear that.}}▼
{{Quote|'''Ozpin:''' I'm still curious how you all found yourself at the docks last semester. I'm interested to know how you really learned about a hideout in the southeast. And I certainly wonder why witnesses reported seeing robots and rose petals in a dance club some time ago.
* When Marge of [[The Simpsons]] becomes a police officer, she offers to turn a blind eye to Homer buying beer for teenagers as long as he moves his car away from where he's parked it across three handicapped spaces. He doesn't, instead opting to take her hat and do a mocking impersonation of her, so she arrests him anyway.▼
'''Ruby''': Um... well...
'''Ozpin''': I doubt I'll ever find the exact answers I'm looking for. So how about this: instead of waiting for you all to break the rules, why don't we just bend them?}}
== [[Western
▲* When Marge of ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' becomes a police officer, she offers to turn a blind eye to Homer buying beer for teenagers as long as he moves his car away from where he's parked it across three handicapped spaces. He doesn't, instead opting to take her hat and do a mocking impersonation of her, so she arrests him anyway.
== [[Real Life]] ==
* Someone demonstrating a home-made flame thrower was approached by an off-duty cop and informed that had he been on duty, the officer would have had to arrest the user for having a weapon of mass destruction. The user immediately yanked the fuel supply out and both pretended that it was a lighter.
* In [[Wikipedia]] it's a written rule. On the user level, offenses are excused for the first couple events without penalty, and those first couple events can happen many times if spaced far apart. On the article level, they have a number of rules and even a pillar saying in almost as many words "If it sounds right, it doesn't have to follow the rules." [[Selective Obliviousness|If we don't like what you're saying though,]] there are no shortages of rules and clauses it [[By-The-Book Cop|can be attacked with]].
* All The Tropes has a similar practice -- according to our [[All The Tropes:How We Do Bans Around Here|guidelines for applying bans]], being disruptive on a one-off basis is not grounds for any kind of a ban because "everybody has a bad day once in a while".
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