I'm a Humanitarian/Quotes: Difference between revisions

''I do not know; I am a Muslim.''|'''Phil Ashby and unnamed Rebel''', ''Locked Up Abroad: Sierra Leone''}}

 

 

{{quote|''Cannibalism. Imagine that: chowing down on another human being. You gotta be all out of beef jerky, man. You gotta be really fucking hungry. But it happens, doesn't it? Still happens to this day. A bunch of people stranded in the wilderness run out of pop tarts, gotta eat something... Might as well be Steve! And by the way, how do you decide who to eat first? How do you decide who's first on the barbecue rack? Do you pick on the little guy because he's skinny and he can't fight back, or do you all gang up on the bodybuilder because he's got a lot of steaks and chops on him?''|'''[[George Carlin]]''', "Extreme Human Behavior"}}

''That crunching noise that's pervading the air?''<br />

''It's man devouring man, my dear --''<br />

 

 

{{quote|''Boy Pie might be better than Bird Pie. More meat and not so many tiny little bones!''|'''Mr. Twit''', ''[[The Twits]]''}}

 

{{quote|''This one was a good one. Very nice to kill.''<br />

 

{{quote|''Well, listen up, sonny Jim. I ate a baby! Oh, aye! Baby, the other, other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner!'' |'''[[Fat Bastard]]''', ''Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''}}