ICarly/Radar: Difference between revisions

* ''iWant More Viewers'': Carly makes some spaghetti and Freddie says he really likes it. To which Sam replies, "If you like it so much, why don't you stuff it down your pants?"

* ''iScream On Halloween'':

'''Spencer:''' [[Heh, Heh, You Said "X"|Hehe. Hallo-"weenie."]] }}

* ''iSpy a Mean Teacher'': There are many suggestive scenes. For example, two teens get trapped in a closet together, which makes for some interesting dialogue. Plus, there's a giant talking Randy Jackson cardboard cutout with which the teacher on whom they were spying flirts. Oh, and then she puts her glutes onto the cutout's crotch.

* ''iWill Date Freddie'': [[Have a Gay Old Time|"You won't get respect if your back's not erect!"]]. Cue in-show laughs.

** Plus before that:

'''Freddie:''' MOM! }}

* ''iHate Sam's Boyfriend'': Spencer didn't notice his poison ivy until it spread. To places.

* ''iGo To Japan'': There's a scene in a spa. Both Mrs. Benson and Spencer are wrapped up in seaweed. When they realize it was a trap, they try to get out of the tightly bound seaweed. Spencer eats his way out of the seaweed, and then he slashes the seaweed covering Mrs. Benson with a sword. She also has to constantly remind him that the [[Modesty Towel|towel he's wearing around his waist]] keeps falling down. And yes, [[Naked First Impression|Mrs. Benson sees Spencer naked]]. [[Naked People Are Funny|Twice]].

** Carly and Freddie are in charge of getting the room key, this conversation happens:

'''Receptionist''': Ooh, honeymoon couple? [''Freddie turns to Carly and suggestively raises his eyebrows, she then slaps him across the face'']. }}

* ''iPie'': while Spencer is trying to get a forgotten pie recipe from Trudy, she comes over for dinner. Then, she moves in on Spencer and says. "How about we take this party to the couch?" Spencer replies, "The couch is broken." Her response? "Well, let's go break it some more."

** When Carly and Sam are walking to Carly's apartment:

'''Sam:''' Well, think of it like a plastic bag just filled with pudding, and you know--" }}

* ''iRocked the Vote'', the fake "not-Idol" contestant Wade Collins repeatedly calls the cast "hobknockers". As British slang, this generally means 'someone who has sex with animals.'

** Spencer disguised himself as an old woman, responding to questions of his identity with, "I am just a busty old woman." Made all the more questionable by the fact that [[Gainaxing|he jumps up and down to demonstrate]] while saying this. Then an old man sees Spencer as the old woman and finds [[Bosom Buddies|him attractive]]. Spencer tries shooing him away and it blows his cover. Later, Spencer is at his apartment and the old man knocks on the door with Spencer's wig and says something along the lines of 'put it on, we can try again.'

** Also from that episode, which launches the whole "Spencer in drag" plot to begin with. What pushes this onto this page is that Spencer's response comes with ''no hesitation whatsoever'' on his part:

'''Spencer''': 10, why? }}

* ''iMake Sam Girlier'', Freddie uses a drop of his blood for some sort of DNA test and the results come up with "prone to excessive bleeding." Cue Freddie's finger [[High-Pressure Blood|spritzing out blood]] from the same finger he pricked.

* ''iDate a Bad Boy'': Carly tries to convince Spencer that she's not a little girl anymore and asks, [[No Periods, Period|"Remember when I sent you to the drug store for me last month...?"]]

* ''iReunite with Missy'':

'''Carly:''' JUST SAY NO! }}

** Also:

'''Chuck:''' You wish it was water! }}

* ''iTake on Dingo'': There is a hobo that sleeps in the outside area from the motel room the quartet rented. One scene shows him reaching out from the window and rubbing Carly's hair rather sensuously. Carly screams, whips his hand with a long rag, and runs to Spencer in terror.

*** In the episode, he squirts him with a brown liquid that, based on Spencer's reaction when he ''tastes'' it, isn't chocolate.

** Freddie is upset that Carly and Sam trick him into wearing a clown suit to school by sending him a letter that says it's Clown Day. Spencer tells him that some boys at his school once tricked him into thinking it was ''Naked Day.''

'''Spencer:''' OK. }}

* ''iFight Shelby Marx'': One of the comments calls Carly a twig:

'''Carly''': (sternly) Eyes up, dude. }}

** Early in the episode, Spencer mentions a doctor living in their building.

'''Spencer:''' "No. The guy in 7-B just likes to dress up like a doctor. ...Don't ever talk to him." }}

 

== Season 3 ==

* ''iThink They Kissed'': When Spencer tells Carly he's going to prison, before he says it's so he can teach art to convicts, Carly's immediate reaction is:

'''Spencer:''' "Nothing!" [[Beat|he pauses]] "Yeah, nothing." }}

** Hey, nice [http://danwarp.blogspot.com/2009/09/icarly-infomercial-sack.html sacks!]

* ''iSpeed Date'': The main plot revolves around Carly trying to get a date for her schools dance. Sam asks Gibby out to the dance and he says no which crushes Sam.

** In the opening scene of this is heard:

** From that same opening:

'''Carly:''' "Yeah... Well... enjoy her." }}

** On the night of the dance, Sam decides goes to his house to pick him up anyway. While she tries to convince him to go a very attractive girl, Tasha, comes out from his door and exclaims "How long are you gonna keep me waiting!" Sam promptly leaves but not before the girl exclaims "Come on, Gibby! Your mom just brought us strawberries and whipped cream!" Gibby then proceeds to go inside with a ''very'' large grin on his face.

'''Gibby''': Nothing. Nothing at all. }}

** After several failed attempts by Carly to get a date, Sam gets an idea to put Carly in a speed dating competition consisting of the webshows male fans. Carly instantly refuses and is somewhat repulsed by Sam's suggestion. During the live airing of the webshow Sam suddenly grabs Carly and somewhat violently ties her down to a chair and gags her then , Sam asks the male audience that if they find her cute, they should enter the contest.

** This dialogue:

'''Sam:''' "Who has urine trouble?" }}

:: According to show creator Dan Schneider's [http://danwarp.blogspot.com/2009/09/fun-facts-about-ispeed-date.html blog], Sam's response was added the day the scene was shot.

** When Carly wasn't asked to the dance, it was said that she was being crotchety about it several times. They finished the scene off with, "Haha, crotchety... It's funny 'cause it sounds wrong..."

** After the speed dating is suggested:

'''Sam:''' "Come on, six of my mom's best relationships started in 15 seconds!" }}

** Spencer decides to attempt to have "the talk" with Carly.

'''Spencer:''' Thank you so much! }}

* ''iCarly Awards'': Spencer hired European Swimsuit models. The male kind. One of them makes a [[Barbie Doll Anatomy|skirtless Carly statuette]].

** Spencer's bull riding teacher mounts him and yells "You can do better!" and Spencer replies "I'm not so sure about this!"

* In ''iFind Lewbert's Lost Love'', Carly is trying to tell a woman that Lewbert doesn't like her anymore. The woman then comes up with [[One Dialogue, Two Conversations|an unexpected (and terribly wrong) interpretation]] of Carly's words with [[Unfortunate Implications]] ...

'''Carly ''(confused)'':''' "Me have .... Lewbert for my... [[Lampshade Hanging|I'M FIFTEEN!!"]] }}

* ''iMove Out'': Mrs. Benson is negotiating terms with Freddie to get him to agree to come home, one of his conditions is that she unlocks all the TV channels. Which involves ''Elephant Love'' from the Nature Network.

** Lampshaded in ''iMove Out'' was their use of "God" in "Oh My God" and such phrases. It was unheard of in kids shows, and still mostly is. It's usually "Oh my gosh". (However this show and [[Victorious]] were full on using "Oh My God" SO MUCH.)

'''Freddie''': Dear gosh, please make her leave. }}

** While Spencer is asleep, he was apparently dreaming about Harmoo. He wakes up screaming "NO HARMOO, DON'T BITE THAT!"

** Freddie also peeks in on Spencer in the shower and comments on a birthmark on his buttcheek.

** This exchange occurs during the Gibby/Spencer subplot:

'''Gibby''': "Ahoy!" }}

** This:

** The opening suggests that Spencer was watching porn {{spoiler|when it was actually about boats}}.

* ''iSaved Your Life'': Carly wears a bunny suit ([http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100419052607/icarly/images/3/35/ISaved_your_Life%2C_Carly_and_Sam.jpg furry pink full body suit], though at this rate one wonders how long it will be till they use the [[Playboy Bunny|other kind]]) as part of dare from an iCarly viewer and she proceeds to frisk and spank Sam while wearing it.

** Before Carly and Freddie kiss for the first time, Mrs. Benson tells them she'll be gone for exactly '36 minutes' to get some medicine. After Carly kisses him, they really get into it, and an ad break appears. They come back, still kissing, and only stop when Mrs. Benson comes back with the medicine. Getting a 30 minute long makeout session under the radar is pretty awesome.

*** Carly helps Freddie out of the shower while she's blindfolded, which provides for some [[Double Entendre|very interesting dialogue without watching the scene...]]

'''Freddie:''' (''groans'') Right here.... }}

*** In the "Extended Version", a girl invited Freddie over to her house for the weekend, when her parents were going to be gone and her older brother was throwing a party. There is also a line of thought that suggests that not only were the parents going away, but that the brother's party was at a beach house somewhere, implying that they'd have the main house to themselves the whole weekend. She's offering him a weekend of sex. Carly then shoos her away by giving him a kiss.

** Think about this line for a moment. Or better yet, go to your kitchen and do it yourself. See what it looks like.

** Spencer ambushes Sam with the line: [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|"I got to stop saying witty things before I blow!"]]

** Spencer receives a package, and suspects that Sam may be hiding inside it to ambush him:

'''Delivery Guy:''' No. Why, did you order one? }}

* ''iWas a Pageant Girl'': Sam '''rips off''' Carly's dress from over the top of one dressing room stall, while she stands in the other. There is a lot of shaking and other movement going on. the stall wall is about nipple level at the end we get this dialogue

** (both emerge from their stalls shortly after)

'''Carly:''' I feel violated! }}

** Earlier in the same episode, Carly is getting prepared for a pageant. Sam walks up and hands her two white objects that resemble to grapefruits. The dialogue went something like this:

'''Sam''': Just stuff them under your bra. }}

** Carly asks again what they are and were she got them, Sam explains that they're fake boobs she ordered from the internet. One shot reveals that they are complete with nipples.

** Spencer wants "squirtable fruits"

* ''iEnrage Gibby'': Carly tells the critic who gave a bad review of Spencer's work that he was so sad, he died.

* ''iFix A Popstar'': Mrs. Gibson comes on to Spencer rather... bluntly.

** Also in that episode, Spencer remarks that Carly and Sam went to Build-a-Bra. Gibby comments that he always gets thrown out of there; Freddie reluctantly agrees.

** Gibby has to fight Nora to try and free Carly, Sam, and Freddie. It's not very often you see a boy and a girl in a knock-down, drag-out fight on a kid's show. Gibby doesn't exactly lose the fight, and does a fair share of beating up on Nora, and slams her against a wall.

** This exchange:

'''Sam''': I could've said [[Uranus Is Showing|Uranus]]... }}

** Although, the episode has vanished from TV completely, so they might not have gotten in past the radar for long.

** "My Pee Wee Babies are more important than your Fallopian (utopian) City!"

** This exchange:

'''Freddie:''' ''Sam!'' }}

 

** Sam calls her mom Pam's "parts" "worn out".

*** As if that isn't enough, that entire conversation is a little strange when you really think about it.

'''Pam''': Hey, take a good, long look, baby, because this is your future. }}

** Gibby on the spycam. This bit is now in the opening credits, so it will happen every episode for the season.

** Carly not having pranked anyone is portrayed like how more dramatic teen tv shows portray teens being pressured into becoming sexually active. When Freddie and Sam are pressuring Carly to prank someone she says, "I'm sure it'll happen . . . [[Their First Time|when I meet the right person."]]

** Pranks for Spencer are portrayed as being [[G-Rated Drug|very addictive]], to the point where Carly starts an intervention, Spencer recalls hitting [[Rock Bottom]] and discussions about how it effects the people around him.

** Gibby's fear of being pranked while peeing forced him to use catheters along his pants.

** Carly threatens to sneak into Spencer's room at night and cover his face with a pillow until he stops kicking if he doesn't stop pranking. [[Lampshade Hanging|They admit that it's a pretty dark thing to say.]]

** Spencer is trapped in a box and experimented on by Carly and Gibby. When they pump foul smelling gas into the chamber, Spencer shouts "[[Curse Cut Short|It smells like--]]" Carly promptly cuts off his mic.

** Carly suggests they put Sam and Brad together in one room, comparing them to horses in barns they see on the Animal Channel. She clearly implies that the horses would mate and is uncomfortable with saying it, beating around the bush and trying to find other substitutions for the words.

* ''iParty With Victorious''

** When Fred tells Carly what BF means, Sam says it could also mean [[Flipping the Bird|"Big Finger"]]. The context of the tweet read is that she's sticking with his BF.

** The scene where Gibby massages cream into Spencer's back. The noises Spencer makes are more than suggestive.

'''Gibby''': [[Ho Yay|I am here for you, buddy.]] }}

** When Freddie first sees Tori, he responds with a verbal "[[Something Else Also Rises|DOING]]", which was lampshaded by Carly telling him not to say. When Spencer is shown a picture of Tori, who is only seventeen on the computer, this happens:

** After the trio gets their facial disguises, Sam aptly renames herself Regina [[Buxom Is Better|Goodbody]], complete with hand gestures.

** Sam's idea of exposing Steven: pulling his pants down. And then getting some hot sauce.

** This exchange:

'''Sam''': Kinda like when my mom was taking those "special vitamins." }}

** Sam's "Yeah, [[Disappeared Dad|and my dad told my mom he was coming back]]!".

** "Kick me anywhere [[Groin Attack|below the waist]] and [[Balls of Steel|I won't feel it]]."

** Carly tells Spencer that Sam's Mom is in Tijuana getting laser hair removal:

'''Carly''': I didn't want to know! }}

* ''iDate Sam and Freddie''

* ''iCan't Take It''

** A milder example. When Freddie tells Sam that he pushed her back inside Carly's apartment due to seeing his mom come out of the elevator:

'''Sam''': I said "crab". }}

*** Now that's what I call [[Incredibly Lame Pun|"getting crab past the radar."]]

** [[Innocent Innuendo|The title.]]

** The electronic toilet seat which warms your bottom. And it ''vibrates''.

** Spencer's cameraman roommate sleeps beside him naked.

** The [[Ho Yay]]-tastic implications of Spencer and his male assistant in the course of the episode. The assistant's resignation at the end is treated like a break-up on "good terms" and Spencer recounts their memories together in a montage.

*** They met in a men's room (he was the attendant). Which also brings to mind this exchange which occured in said bathroom:

'''Spencer''': No. }}

** This exchange between them:

'''Spencer''': I hope it blows you someplace wonderful. }}

** When Sam sticks a spoon into the camera, Spencer says "Oh my God, it's like I'm actually being spooned".

** Another good exchange:

'''Gibby:''' "My cat loves to see me bathe." }}

** The assistant giving Spencer a piggy-back ride, and Spencer answering a phone call, saying "[[Double Entendre|I'm riding him]]."

* ''iMeet the First Lady'':

* ''iToe Fat Cakes'':

** Carly's [[Bathtub Scene]] is a kid-friendly moment of gratuitous fanservice. Her scene started out fully naked in the tub covered in [[Censor Suds|bubbly water]]. Once her toe gets stuck, she knew she needs somebody's help to get out until she realizes her condition, prompting her to wear only a sweater to cover her. She spends the rest of the episode stranded in the tub with her [[Foot Focus|foot raised]]. Being in a bath in the presence of TWO males (one adult, one teenage) is eye-raising too.

** They always say "Oh My God" which is considered taboo in kids' shows.

* At one point in a CD for the show, we hear a conversation that goes like this:

'''Sam:''' Aw, you babies, just play the next song! }}

* Mr. Howard is mentioned, various times, to be married but apparently he makes out with Ms. Briggs when she's supposed to be supervising detention.