IKEA Erotica/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"I used to write pornography when I was younger. It wasn't terribly erotic, but it was ''detailed''..."''|'''[[Stand Up Comedy|Simon Evans]]'''}}

 

 

{{quote|''"Rendered in a labyrinthine and frequently unintelligible grammar, the truly awful query is often notable for its length, its torrid verbosity, and the mechanical specificity of its sex scenes, which tend to read like appliance-repair manuals in their exhaustive and emotionless depictions of moving parts. "''|'''[http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/a-good-author-is-hard-to-find/Content?oid=2820559 The Rejectionist]'''}}

''2) JAM IT IN!''<br />

''3) ????''<br />

 

{{quote|''"He put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time."''|'''Ebony''', ''[[My Immortal]]''.}}