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In an attempt to create animals that have the ability to say "I love you", a vivisectionist laboratory instead creates a group of the most pretentious, self obsessed creatures on the earth. Phillip, a horse with literary pretensions; Mark, a sparrow and wannabe pop star; Winona, a dog who is in love with the actor Tim Robbins; Claire, a slutty rat with an addiction to psychic hotlines; Hugh, an incredibly horny monkey, and Kieron, a stuck-up cat, "eat sun blushed tomatoes, and had foot spas, and then sat around talking crap about films we've never even seen and then playing stupid board games like Rummikub" ("Blasphemer!"), until they are freed by an [[Animal Wrongs Group]]. After that, they must learn to survive in a world where animals aren't meant to talk, although they don't actually know that yet.
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* [[Bland-Name Product]]: Uh! Magazine.
* [[Carnivore Confusion]]:
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'''Mark:''' We do it all the time! Where do you think meat comes from? }}
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Mark.
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* [[Ear Worm]]: Mark's song is an in-universe example, as he says it "drills into your brain." It features such lyrics as "Why do you reject me/you know I'm full of diseases/Quatro formaggio/Is a pizza with four kinds of cheeses"
* [[Evilutionary Biologist]]: Vivi-Sec UK.
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