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'''Homer:''' I understand.
'''Bart:''' Um, hey, Dad, I... I think he wants...
'''Homer:''' [[Not Now, Kiddo|Not right now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman]].
'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill. ''(nods as he says Bill)'' Have you seen any Bills around here? ''(nods)''
'''Homer:''' No. ''(points at Bart)'' He's Bart.
'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(groans)'' I... Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?
'''Homer:''' Okay.
'''Chief Wiggum:''' The guy I'm really looking for, wink ''(winks)'', is Mr. Bribe, wink, wink ''(winks twice)'' ''(holds out hand again)''.
'''Homer:''' ''([[Beat]])'' It's a ring toss game.
'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(annoyed)'' All right, that's it, I'm shutting this game down!
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'''Homer:''' ''(sickly sweet)'' Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! ''(leaves the room, slamming the door)'' ''(pokes his head back in)'' Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. ''(closes the door)''
'''Marge:''' [[Don't Explain the Joke|Well, DUH!]] }}
* Despite the extent to which [[Courage the Cowardly Dog]] will go to try and nonverbally warn of impending danger (even sometimes ''shapeshifting'' into ominous images), [[Too Dumb to Live|Muriel]] is never able to figure it out (and often [[Horrible Judge of Character|implicitly trusts obviously threatening people]]), while [[Jerkass|Eustace]] just angrily dismisses and occasionally physically or mentally abuses him.
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