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*** It was stated (exactly once, probably in an attempt at an [[Author's Saving Throw]]) that by the time Peter started making the rounds looking for help, May was already brain dead. There was, for all intents and purposes, no one left to save. Still doesn't explain why none of Spidey's allies stepped up to offer assistance when word got out.
*** Especially when you consider that Reed Richards of the [[Fantastic Four (Comic Book)|Fantastic Four]] once ''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|built a portal to heaven and accosted God-Mode Jack Kirby]]'' to get Benjamin Grimm back from the dead.
**** Not to mention the sort of things that Elixir, Dr. Strange, and Victor von Doom have been able to pull off. Seriously, so long as the molecules of Aunt May's corpse were still largely in the same 10-foot square, things could have been done.
** Most of them, especially [[Doctor Strange]], spouted some vague [[Obstructive Code of Conduct]] stuff to refuse helping (never mind how each is perfectly willing to spank reality whenever convenient). At least they offered the good advice that Peter should let his worries go and just enjoy his last day with his aunt. Sadly, despite the entire universe telling him this is a bad idea, [[Joe Quesada|Joe -- I mean Peter]] couldn't stand to see his mother figure die because of his enemies.
** The guy's also best friends with most of the X-Men, who have on their team an Omega-class mutant(Elixir) who was able to bring Shadowcat, Colossus, and several other mutants back from total death. What keeps him from bringing May back? Um...
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