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'''Dead Ted:''' Yeah?
'''Dead Bill:''' If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
'''Dead Ted:''' But, dude, [[Fridge Logic|we're already dead]].<br />
'''Dead Bill:''' Oh. [[Fridge Brilliance|Well then they're yours, dude]]. }}
* ''[[Flatliners]]'': paraphrased: "Hey Nelson, if you don't make it... can I have your apartment? What? I was joking."
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** Also, when Simon and River were kidnapped Jayne went ahead and started looting Simon's room.
** And then there's this bit from [[The Movie]], when Mal goes to rescue {{spoiler|Inara}} solo.
{{quote|'''Mal:''' Zoe, the ship is yours. [[If I Do Not Return|If I'm not back in an hour]], you take this ship [[Subverted Trope|and you come and you rescue me]].<br />
'''[[Number Two|Zoe]]:''' What, and risk my ship?<br />
'''Mal:''' I mean it. It's cold, and I don't wanna get left. }}
* One Episode of ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'' has Jadzia borrowing Worf's prized collection of Klingon operas as the latter left for a dangerous mission, threatening to "misplace" them if he didn't hurry and come back alive.
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** And after Crow takes inspiration from the film ''[[The Magic Voyage Of Sinbad]]'' only to get trapped outside the sattelite: "Hi, Crow? This is Tom. If you're gonna die out there in the cold void of space, can I have that Toblerone you've been hiding under your bed?"
* The following exchange from ''[[Young Blades]]'' when D'Artagnan is about to embark on a ridiculous mission:
{{quote|'''[[Big Eater|Ramon:]]''' When you die, may I have your horse?<br />
'''D'Artagnan:''' Yes...but don't eat him. }}
* ''[[Ashes to Ashes]]'', contrary to the tone of the quote, this was in fact a [[Darkest Hour|heartbreaking scene]]:
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'''Chris Skelton''': Go on.
'''Ray Carling''': Well. If you don’t make it out of here, can I have your mug? Only mine's knackered. }}
* In the sesaonseason five premirepremiere of ''[[NCIS]]'' ("Bury Your Dead"), Tony returns after being presumed dead in a car bomb explosion and he's annoyed to find everyone has pinched his office supplies.
{{quote|'''Abby:''' Everybody else gave you up for dead, [[Everyone Can See It|even Ziva]].<br />
'''Ziva:''' OK, so I may have acted a little hastily.<br />
'''Tony:''' That's my letter opener.<br />
'''Ziva:''' Excellent balance and weight. The edge is a little dull, but I've always admired it.<br />
'''Tony:''' Where's my American Pie coffee mug?<br />
'''Abby:''' Palmer.<br />
'''Tony:''' Mighty Mouse stapler?<br />
'''Abby:''' Ducky... Hey, Ducky.<br />
(''Ducky is attempting to stealthily return the stapler when he's spotted'')<br />
'''Ducky:''' My dear fellow, I never believed it for a moment. Welcome home. }}
* ''[[Myth Busters]]''. The Build Team tests the myth that you can stop a car by throwing it into reverse (they are using walkie-talkies):