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** Crisis Core mentions in a secret email that he uses a special Shinra blend of shampoo and conditioner made especially for him. He uses a whole bottle each time, and there's one of twelve different smells each time he shakes his head.
* The Beauties from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]] 4'' can't leave their suits for more than five minutes. All have beautiful, trendily-styled hair. One's even a peroxide blond with no visible roots.
** Almost all the men in ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' have absolutely no body hair save for optional [[Perma -Stubble|manly stubble]], which barely ever goes below the jawline. Snake in ''[[Metal Gear Solid]] 1'' is supposed to look well-groomed (no excuse for him being hairless in the Briefing, though), Raiden in ''[[Metal Gear Solid]] 2'' has a very tight suit and probably isn't hairy anyway, but when you have the super-rough living pinnacle of hotness Big Boss running around, after a week in the jungle, with an increasingly shaggy beard, perfectly smooth armpits and not even a single chest hair, it starts to look a little strange. Especially since that game was set in the Sixties when hardly any men removed body hair. Not only that, but there are characters with body hair as a prominent part of their design (Olga and Vamp), proving that it's not just an art-style thing.
* ''[[Advance Wars]]: Days of Ruin''. [[After the End]] it may be, with ammo, fuel and food shortages galore, but apparently there will always be enough hair conditioner to go around.
* ''[[Elite Beat Agents]]'': Agent J keeps his elaborate cantilevered hair up, even after all that dancing? It ''never budges!''