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Long after the fall of Soviet Russia, this joke underwent [[Memetic Mutation]]. The Internet being what it is, these jokes ignored any attempts to make it seem Orwellian in favour of non-sequiturs like "In Soviet Russia, motorcycle rides YOU!" or [[This Trope Name References Itself|the trope name]]. Now a [[Discredited Meme]] in some parts of the Net because of overuse.<ref>Although, in Soviet Russia, meme discredits YOU!</ref>
 
The source of many trope names, including [[Ass Kicks You]], [[Dog Walks You]], [[Bullet Dodges You]],<ref>which actually had "In Soviet Russia Bullet Dodges You" as a redirect for a while</ref>, [[The Door Slams You]], [[The Can Kicked Him]], and [[The Game Plays You]].
 
See also [[Glorious Mother Russia]] for the [[Hollywood Atlas]] version of Soviet Russia that inspired the jokes.
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=== In Soviet Russia, examples post YOU! ===
 
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* [[wikipedia:Robert Pickton|In Port Coquitlam, pork eats you!]]
* Inverted with the text your question company in the United States, KGB. Thus, "in mother Russia the KGB ask you the questions, in the United States you ask the KGB the questions."
* In Soviet Russia [http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/File:MPost11503-sov-cthulhu.jpg you eat] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Cthulhu]] (text on a label: <ref> Innsmouthian Cthulhus, 400 roubles</ref>).
** On the other hand, in Soviet Kanto, [[Pokémon]] [http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/183621/Pokemon+catch+YOU/ catches YOU!!].
* [[Heads I Win, Tails You Lose|In ... everywhere, your ass is kicked by badass. In Soviet Russia, badass kicks the ass of YOU!!]]
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* In [[Van Helsing]] Igor says this, when the the hot female ally and the Q of the hero try to force Igor into givinjg them the Werewolf antidote:
{{quote|"You try to get Igor. Igor get you!"}}
* [[http://s660.photobucket.com/albums/uu330/cthulhu19887/movie%20and%20tv/?action=view¤t=a0db1579.jpg In Mother Russia, Waldo finds ''you''!]
** This is a glorious example from the 2004 ''Punisher'' movie. There's a scene in which a massive hitman known only as the Russian shows up at the Punisher's apartment and proceeds to kick his ass. Like the comic series from which it was adapted (Welcome Back, Frank), the Russian (played by pro wrestler Kevin Nash) is wearing a very distinctive horizontally striped red and white shirt. This prompted fans into proclaiming "In Soviet Russia, [[Where's Waldo|Waldo]] finds you!"
* [[The Big Lebowski|"Sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, well, eats you."]]
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* Another inversion: In Soviet Russia, [[Josef Stalin|leader]] [[The Purge|purges military brass]]; in America, [[Government Conspiracy|military brass purges]] [[John F. Kennedy|leader]].
* [[Darker and Edgier|Darker and Edgier:]] In Soviet Russia, [http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:EDi_eQzfjQcJ:www.top-monitor.com/forum/index.php%3Faction%3Dprintpage%3Btopic%3D48113.0+www.the-mainboard.com/forum/index.php%3Faction%3Dprintpage%3Btopic%3D84149.0&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=de&client=ubuntu&source=www.google.de baggage claims you].
* [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia]], [http://www.cracked.com/article_19126_5-adorable-animals-that-are-turning-to-dark-side_p2.html Mouse trap you]!
* When Tropes Collide: In Soviet Russia, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHtE3nuxlY8 shark jumps you]!
* In Soviet Russia, STF U!
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