Incredibly Inconvenient Deity: Difference between revisions

 

WRONG! Turns out God wants you to behave outrageously, summons you at the worst times possible and sometimes even causes effects that will be very much of a burden on you, leading to losses from your reputation to your job or even your spouse! Oh, of course, this tends to solve itself, what with the [[Omniscient Morality Licence]], and [[All Is Well That Ends Well]]. But the Almighty will NEVER make things easy on you. He WILL make you grow a beard all of a sudden. He WILL tell you cryptic stuff and tell you to [[Figure It Out Yourself]]. He will never tell you why or how setting fire to a box full of kittens on national TV will make anything better, but he will force you to do it anyways, your presidential campaign be damned! In short, you can expect any [[Physical God]] that chose you as their envoy to disrupt your life as much as they can (and they are omnipotent...) for the benefit of the audience.

 

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