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== [[Film]] ==
* ''[[Liar Liar]]'' has:
{{quote| '''Fletcher''': Thank you. Now let's see, weight 105? Yeah, in your bra.<br />
...<br />
'''Samantha''': 118.<br />
'''Fletcher''': ''[skeptically waits]''<br />
'''Samantha''': Alright, fine, I'm 127. }}
* From ''[[George of the Jungle]]'':
{{quote| '''Guide''': So now there are three lions in your story? Last time there were only two.<br />
'''Lyle''': That doesn't matter. The point of the story is I was outnumbered.<br />
'''African man''': ''(in Swahili)'' It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero. }}
* In keeping with tradition, the ''[[Get Smart (film)|Get Smart]]'' movie has Maxwell Smart engage in this exchange:
{{quote| '''Maxwell Smart''': I think it only fair to warn you that this building has been surrounded by 130 highly trained Black Ops snipers.<br />
'''Siegfreid''': I don't believe you.<br />
'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe two dozen DELTA Force commandos?<br />
'''Siegfreid''': No.<br />
'''Maxwell Smart''': How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun? }}
* ''[[Get Smart]] Again'' also has this. Twice:
{{quote| '''Cmdr. Drury''': Smart, you appear to be in pretty good shape, do you work out? <br />
'''Maxwell Smart''': I jog one hundred miles every day! Would you believe it? One hundred miles!<br />
'''Cmdr. Drury''': I find that hard to believe. <br />
'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe fifty? <br />
'''Cmdr. Drury''': No! <br />
'''Maxwell Smart''': How about two push ups and a deep breath? }}
 
{{quote| '''Maxwell Smart''': Because at this very moment, this warehouse is being surrounded by one hundred cops with Doberman pinschers. Would you believe it? A hundred cops with Doberman pinschers.<br />
'''Nicholas Dimente''': I find that hard to believe. <br />
'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe ten security guards and a bloodhound? <br />
'''Nicholas Dimente''': I don't think so. <br />
'''Maxwell Smart''': How about a Boy Scout with rabies? }}
* A subtle one turns up in ''[[Brazil (film)|Brazil]]''. Every time the car Lowry gets out from the motor pool (that is destroyed by vandals) gets mentioned, the exact details become blurred, starting as a ''Personal'' Transporter, then ''Personnel'' transporter, then finally a ''whole fleet'' of personnel transporters that are unaccounted for.
* In ''[[The Three Musketeers (1973 film)|The Three Musketeers 1973]]'' Porthos employs [[Inflationary Dialogue]] when he ransacks his enemy's purse after his hat gets ruined in a fight:
{{quote| '''Porthos''': God's blood!! Look at that...! Ruined by you and your, your street-corner ruffians! By God, you'll pay for it! ''[Rifles the purse of a fallen Guardsman]'' Ten pistoles it cost me! ''[Reconsiders on seeing the contents of the purse]'' No -- twenty! Twenty pistoles! And twenty more, as a fine to teach you manners! Hah!}}
 
== [[Literature]] ==
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** In ''[[Discworld/Wintersmith|Wintersmith]]'', Tiffany's little brother Wentworth is so excited about catching a pike that its weight increases every time he mentions it.
* Justified in ''[[Snow Crash]]'', thanks to some quality [[Cold Sniper|sniping]].
{{quote| '''Vic:''' It's one of them drug dealer boats... five guys on it, heading our way. Correction, four guys on it. Correction, they're not heading our way anymore. Correction, no boat. }}
 
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'':
** The [[Rail Enthusiast|camel-spotting]] sketch has:
{{quote| '''Interviewer''': So, in, er, three years you've spotted no camels?<br />
'''Mr. [[Stealth Pun|Sopwith]]''': Yes in only three years. Er, I tell a lie, four, be fair, five. I've been camel spotting for just the seven years. Before that of course I was a Yeti spotter. }}
** The Spanish Inquisition sketch crosses this with [[Disorganized Outline Speech]]: "Our chief weapon is surprise. Fear and surprise - Two! Our two chief weapons are fear, surprise and ruthless efficiency - ''Three!''..."
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** The Kamikaze Scotsmen sketch does the deflationary version with the number of Scotsmen in the regiment, as they keep committing suicide until there's only one left.
* Maxwell Smart of ''[[Get Smart]]'' tends to use the decreasing version. For example:
{{quote| '''Smart''': At the moment, seven Coast Guard cutters are converging on us. Would you believe it?<br />
'''[[Mister Big|Mr. Big]]''': I find that hard to believe.<br />
'''Smart''': Hmmm ... Would you believe six?<br />
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* Done over several seasons in ''[[Coupling]]''. Jane says in the third episode that she and Steve dated for four and a half years. The following episode she tells her psychiatrist it was five years. By episode 16 it's six years, at which point Susan corrects her, saying it was only four years. In the series final, she tells Oliver how she met Steve and that they've "been together ever since," possibly suggesting that she continued counting after they had broken up.
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'':
{{quote| '''The Doctor:''' ''(to Agatha Christie)'' You fool me every time! Well... almost every time. Well... once or twice... Well... once. But it was a good once!}}
** This is practically a [[Verbal Tic]] with Ten.
{{quote| '''The Doctor:''' She's not much to look at, but she's good with a cup of tea. Well... I say good, I mean not bad. Well... I say not bad...<br />
'''The Doctor:''' Yeah, listen, listen, got to dash... things happening. Well... four things. Well... four things and a lizard. }}
* In ''[[Jeeves and Wooster (TV series)|Jeeves and Wooster]]'', Bertie is trying to pose as author Rosie M. Banks for his friend Bingo's family. Bingo's young cousin asks him how many words there are on a page. Clearly having no idea, he comes out with:
{{quote| Uh... twenty or thirty. I mean, depends on the page. About... two hundred. About a thousand, more or less. I mean, on a single page, you mean. Yes, mmm... about ten thousand. I mean, that would be one of the bigger pages.}}
* Sheppard does this in the ''[[Stargate Atlantis]]'' episode "Sateda". He, Teyla, and Ronon kill a strike force of 25 Wraith. Sheppard initially claims to have killed six of them, but when he learns that Teyla killed eight he quickly ups his claim to nine. By the end of the episode...
{{quote| '''Sheppard''': It's nothing, really. I only killed eleven... twelve Wraith.}}
* On ''[[3rd Rock from the Sun]]'', the Solomons got audited by the IRS and became worried that they would be exposed as aliens due to their [[Undead Tax Exemption|lack of records from any longer than three years ago]]. Dick tried to "subtly" make Mary think she had known them longer than that:
{{quote| '''Dick''': Oh hello, Mary. I was just thinking about how long I've known you -- ten long years.<br />
'''Mary''': It's more like three years.<br />
'''Dick''': Well, then you'd be comfortable saying... seven long years.<br />
'''Mary''': No, it's three years, Dick.<br />
'''Dick''': So I can safely quote you as saying you've known me for six good, verifiable years?<br />
'''Mary''': Three.<br />
'''Dick''': Fair enough.<br />
''[later]''<br />
'''Dick''': I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL, MARY ALBRIGHT! ''[runs out of the room and then runs back]'' Okay, that last bit was a little harsh, but it's been building up for eight long years.<br />
'''Mary''': Three.<br />
'''Dick''': DAMN! }}
* Happens on ''[[Friends]]'' s3e4. Joey misses an audition because Phoebe fails to give him the message. She poses as his agent to get him a new audition and Joey asks her to get him one more. Well, two. Five, but that's all. No, it's six.
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== [[Theater]] ==
* In ''[[Henry IV]], part 1'', [[Loveable Rogue|Falstaff]] does this when describing how many men attacked him (after he robs a bunch of other men, whose numbers he's clearly also lying about). In reality there were two (Hal and Poins); by the end of the scene, he's claiming there were eleven.
{{quote| '''Hal''': O monstrous! eleven buckram men grown out of two!}}
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', "The Squirt and The Whale": Comic Book Guy buys a new girdle and wears it under a Captain Kirk shirt.
{{quote| Behold, I am Captain Kirk from ''[[Star Trek: The Motion Picture|Star Trek One]]''! [girdle gives way] ''[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|Two]]''. [girdle gives way] ''[[Star Trek V: The Final Frontier|Five]]'' [girdle gives way] ''[[Star Trek Generations|Generations]]'' [girdle gives way completely] ''[[Boston Legal]]''.}}
* Whopper from ''[[Pound Puppies]]'' does this at least [[Once an Episode]].
 
== Other ==
* Take this joke about stereotypical Jewish cheapness (one of many versions of the same joke):
{{quote| '''Jewish Son:''' Dad, can I have $20 to see a film?<br />
'''Father:''' 20 bucks? What do you need 15 bucks for? Fine, I will give you 10, here, have your 5 bucks. (hands him 1 dollar) }}
* Similar one about police procedure:
{{quote| Police staged the largest drug raid of the decade today, seizing over 8,000 kilos of cocaine. After presenting the 6,500 kilo lode to a grand jury, the 4,000 kilo drug stash is now in secure evidence storage. The presentation of almost 3,000 kilos of cocaine at trial is expected to make quite a splash in court!}}
 
== [[Real Life]] ==