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{{quote|''[http://images.wikia.com/inglipnomicon/images/b/bc/It_has_begun.png Inglip Summoned]''|'''The first words of the Dark Lord'''}}
 
On January 8, 2011, the Internet became a channel to dark eldritch forces with designs for our unsuspecting material world.
 
No, [[HPH.P. Lovecraft|not]] [[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|those]] [[The Holders Series|dark]] [[The Slender Man Mythos|eldritch]] [[Zalgo|forces.]]
 
[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110112003432/inglipnomicon/images/a/a9/Tutlent.png Thaaat's more like it.]
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Lord Inglip is an internet meme started on [http://www.reddit.com/r/Inglip/ Reddit], interpreting reCAPTCHA codes as cryptic messages and commands from an [[Eldritch Abomination]]. Contrary to the usual feel of such a meme, however, Lord Inglip seems to have more...[http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/radjump1.jpg understandable] [http://i.imgur.com/6ktUb.jpg interests] (for varying definitions of the term).
 
The saga is chronicled [http://www.geekosystem.com/inglip/ here] and in a [http://inglipnomicon.wikia.com/wiki/Inglipnomicon_Wiki wiki]. People interested in receiving the Dark Lord's words personally can consult [https://web.archive.org/web/20131208061030/http://www.churchofinglip.com/ its church].
 
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* [[Affably Evil]]: Despite its ruthless streak (dissenters are ordered [[Disproportionate Retribution|decapitated, pureed, barbecued...]]), Lord Inglip seems pretty [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110112003432/inglipnomicon/images/a/a9/Tutlent.png generous] [http://imgur.com/PyuQW to] its [http://i.imgur.com/qgYzp.png faithful]. It even [http://i.imgur.com/OQW5c.jpg mourns those who fall in its name].
* [[Anything That Moves]]
* [[Ascend to Aa Higher Plane of Existence]]: Hinted at [http://www.reddit.com/tb/f0clx this comic strip] that it may have been a mortal in its former life, or descended to the mortal plane for a time in some form. Eventually [http://i.imgur.com/fZh7H.jpg confirmed].
* [[Authority Equals Asskicking]]: Despite its fearsome army, Inglip needs no one to [http://i.imgur.com/rty9U.jpg defend itself].
* [[Beethoven Was an Alien Spy]]: [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_VI_of_England:Henry VI of England|Henry VI]], [http://i.imgur.com/fZh7H.jpg apparently]
* [[The Berserker]]: [http://i.imgur.com/IRxlU.jpg Shaskel's] followers are like this, possibly.
* [[Bizarre Alien Biology]]: Among other things, it feels [http://i.imgur.com/jT6BR.png mammals as emotions].
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* [[Blue and Orange Morality]] / [[Bunny Ears Lawyer]]: Lord Inglip commands considerable respect and admiration, but its commands and [http://i.imgur.com/Sj14a.jpg requests] can sometimes be [http://i.imgur.com/NdxNA.png somewhat] [http://i.imgur.com/kZMzf.png odd].
* [[Body Horror]]: The Mantank is by far the most gory creature the dark lord has ever created. [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|Part robotic tank part human cyborg]], it stands several stories high and is made from [[Human Sacrifice|sacrificed enemies]] including their souls.
* [[Brown Note]]: The word ''slasessa'' is Chydrego's [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110128124710/inglipnomicon/images/8/83/Holy_war.jpg weapon of choice.] It is more potent if uttered by [[Age of Empires (Video Game)|experienced priests.]]
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Its [http://i.imgur.com/ShWiu.png commands] can tend towards the [http://i.imgur.com/VDgoX.png strange] and even [http://i.imgur.com/Rzdhp.jpg whimsical].
* [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]]: If Inglip breaks from the usual cavalcade of straightforward bodily harm to traitors, it's usually [http://i51.tinypic.com/10or3mc.png something]...[http://i.imgur.com/5vXvi.png very] [http://i.imgur.com/0hOX2.jpg very] (warning: kinda [[NSFW]]) [http://i.imgur.com/nO9fc.jpg creative].
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* [[Embarrassing First Name]]: [http://i.imgur.com/ZKXya.jpg Call it Inglinf at your own risk.]
* [[Emotion Eater]]: ...[http://i.imgur.com/Sj14a.jpg Maybe]?
* [[The End of the World Asas We Know It]]: Unlike most cosmic horrors, this is something Lord Inglip is trying to ''[http://i.imgur.com/j7AHY.png prevent]''. According to its word, one of the signs of the end-times would be, interestingly enough, [[Sarah Palin|Palin]] [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110111215744/inglipnomicon/images/9/99/Palin.png University].
* [[Even Evil Has Loved Ones]]: Inglip's wife, [http://www.reddit.com/tb/f0dwg Queen Ellinus] and [http://www.reddit.com/r/Inglip/comments/ezr5l/the_inglipnomicon/ the rest of its family].
* [[Even the Subtitler Is Stumped]]: [http://i.imgur.com/u6N5f.jpg Sometimes].
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* [[Foreshadowing]]: Once considered an empty threat, Chydrego's promise of the [http://i.imgur.com/nLhG2.png Inglipse] is now quite real, thanks to the outcome of the [http://i.imgur.com/tXL9r.jpg great captcha deity battle].
* [[Hanson]]: Three of Lord Inglip's [http://inglipnomicon.wikia.com/wiki/The_Brothers_Hanson prophets].
* [[Girl -On -Girl Is Hot]] / [[Lipstick Lesbian]]: {{smallcaps|saffica necessary}}.
* [[Go Mad Fromfrom the Revelation]]: Happened to a [http://imgur.com/IRxlU Gropaga] who asked too much about Shaskel
* [[High -Class Glass]]: [http://i.imgur.com/rtePx.png nSIfo] is a very polite greeting.
* [[Humongous Mecha]]: The Mantank and the [http://i.imgur.com/JoZU0.png Grigan].
* [[I Love the Dead]]:
{{quote| '''Follower''': [http://i.imgur.com/sQGgD.png MASTER, WITH WHOM SHALL WE STOCK THINE HAREM?]<br />
'''Inglip''': {{smallcaps|the Nonalive}} }}
* [[Improbable Weapon User]]: Aside from the seven falchions, gropagas have been commanded to use the trident-like [http://i.imgur.com/xNRpZ.jpg sclivel] and the [http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7918/ingliddemandsjustice.png pailbat].
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* [[Laser Blade]]: The newest weapon in the Grisidly Army's arsenal: [http://imgur.com/0FlAA the Xandit Lightsabers]!
* [[Manly Tears]]: [http://i.imgur.com/OQW5c.jpg For Garkee.]
* [[Mix -and -Match Critters]]: The gropagas have a [http://i.imgur.com/EbZND.jpg genetic engineering facility] which most of the creatures it produces are amalgamations of different animal parts and some odd ones like a living tea pack with [[Pokémon|Pikachu]] appendages.
* [[The Multiverse]]: [http://i.imgur.com/zPrsO.gif Over a hundred realities.]
* [[Mundane Utility]]: The ability to possess people comes in handy when [http://i.imgur.com/Nv7DS.jpg signing for packages].
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* [[Pardon My Klingon]]: [http://i.imgur.com/0e1ip.jpg Scrompla you], [http://i.imgur.com/pglDa.gif blesag!]
* [[The Power of Rock]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN3yPEJD_-Q Improves morale]!
* [[One of Us]]: If Inglip were real, [http://i.imgur.com/hnaQM.png it] [http://i.imgur.com/ilKJ6.png totally] [http://i.imgur.com/LtTTU.jpg would] [http://i.imgur.com/daHew.png be]. (Context for those not in the know, from first to last: [[Firefly]], [[The Office]], [[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Twilight]], and LAN parties.) It also seems quite averse to [http://i.imgur.com/VJN5j.png Internet Explorer], and it suggested [http://i.imgur.com/lHmRT.jpg watching] [[Inception]].
* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni]]: Inglip and Chydrego are both [[Eldritch Abomination|eldritch abominations]] who command mortals to do their bidding through captchas. Inglip prefers [http://www.reddit.com/tb/fawfg direct confrontation] and brute force while Chydrego prefers trickery and [http://www.reddit.com/tb/f9tag mind control].
* [[Rule of Cool]]: The Saga of [http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/radjump1.jpg Rad][http://i.imgur.com/6ktUb.jpg jumps].
* [[Rule 34]]: Lord Inglip's a fan, apparently.
* [[Squick]]: [http://i.imgur.com/GScdG.jpg Apparently even Inglip has its limits.]
* [[Take That]]: [http://i.imgur.com/Hf9Ei.jpg Against] [[Zalgo]].
* [[Troll]]: Apparently, Inglip is not above taking [http://i.imgur.com/a6oFr.jpg potshots] at its [http://i.imgur.com/OeEjm.png minions]. Or [http://i.imgur.com/8pErn.jpg other people], for that matter. [http://www.reddit.com/r/Inglip/comments/fer1k/the_truth_about_chydrego/ Chydrego and his followers] also live for this purpose.
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