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* The notorious "Big Bill Hell's" ad (apparently passed around on video in Maryland during [[The Nineties]], now made famous by [[YouTube]]) is a [[Cluster F-Bomb]] of insanity mixed with [[Brutal Honesty]]:
{{quote|Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!}}
* Pretty much anyone in the northeastern United States who watches much TV will be familiar with [https://web.archive.org/web/20130419152150/http://www.mybobs.com/default.aspx Bob's Discount Furniture] and its proprietor's wacky sales pitches with cheesy special effects. To be fair, they ''do'' offer some pretty nice free cookies, candy, and coffee. ''Come on dowwwwwwwn!''
* Similarly, anyone living in Central Florida will be familiar with [https://web.archive.org/web/20081014223534/http://www.appliancedirect.com/main/ipod.asp Appliance Direct owner Sam Pak] and his intense love of appliances. He's doesn't come across as crazy, though, so much as just ''really'' <s>enthusiastic</s> ''obnoxious''. The screaming and slamming, particularly, grates.
* A car dealer in Kansas City pulled a "craaazy" stunt where he decided to camp out on top of the dealership until he sold X amount of cars. Being a Boy Scout, I was not impressed. He had a portajohn and access to the coffee machine downstairs.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGvHNNOLnCk Steve Ballmer]. Hell, I'm feeling like buying Windows 1.0 ''right now''! And he did it again [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-8IufkbuD0 for Windows XP]! Sweet merciful Jesus, please let that be a self-deprecating parody.
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