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{{quote|''Right now I'm kinda dealing with a war between [[The Republic|regulation-happy Californians,]] [[Expospeak Gag|insular technophile xenophobes]], [[The Empire|and slave-owning, skirtwearing homosexuals.]]''|'''[[Jay Naylor]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Jamie:''' How are we going to get out of here?
'''Adam:''' Mars, or 1947?
'''Jamie:''' Both!|''[[Irregular Webcomic]]''}}
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{{quote|''Why do my nostrils whisper to me-e-e-e-e-e-e?''|'''Candace''', ''[[Phineas and Ferb]]''}}
{{quote|'''Scott:''' And my escape will be a piece of cake, 'cause nobody's gonna get in the way of a giant mass of angry dogs walking down the street.
'''Rick:''' Especially if it's carrying a urinal.|''[[Basic Instructions]]''}}
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{{quote|''Please spay or neuter your dead squid today.''|''[[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You]]'' Episode 12}}
{{quote|'''Nicole:''' Damn it, Sam, I don't want you to die on a flying building full of ninjas!
'''Sam:''' I don't want ''you'' to die on a flying building full of ninjas, either!
(They make out)|''[[Sam and Fuzzy]]''}}
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{{quote|''By the authority granted to me by his imperial majesty Kaiser Wilhelm the Second, I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.''|'''Captain of the Louisa''', ''[[The African Queen]]''}}
{{quote|'''Kanzaki:''' I don't want to see her be raped by machines.
'''Touma:''' Okay, that's it. How the hell can you say that when you've never even tried it?|''[[To Aru Majutsu no Index]]''}}
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{{quote|''Can '''you''' think inside a chimney? I didn't think so.''|'''Chancellor Puddinghead''' (Pinkie Pie), ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Recap/S2 E13 Hearths Warming Eve|"Hearth's Warming Eve"]]}}
{{quote|'''Mickey:''' What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
'''The Doctor:''' Mickey, what's ''pre-revolutionary France'' doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective.|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Girl in the Fireplace"}}
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