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* The totally [[Not Safe for Work]] [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20131029130028/http://cinemassacre.com/2006/06/11/wizard-of-oz-3-dorothy-goes-to-hell-2006/ Dorothy Goes To Hell] is one great moment after the other. But the best part by far is the [[Gainax Ending|ending]]. Seriously, just watch that video, spoiling anything would be unforgivable (it does however require knowledge of [[Return to Oz]], so you might want to watch [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20130812095320/http://cinemassacre.com/2008/12/09/return-to-oz/ his review of it] first).
* [[Munky Cheez|MUNKY CHEEZ!!!]]
* In his review of the new ''Ghostbusters'' game, [[Talking to Himself|the Nerd gets ready to slam it with James, he is put in his place when James says that it is NOT shitty.]] The look on the Nerd's face is absolutely hilarious.
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* Him and Mike review the menu screen (No, really) of the [[Super Mario Bros Super Show]]: Mario's Greatest Movie Moments DVD just to show how bizarre it is. They poke fun at [[Inspector Gadget]]'s tour of the menu screen and proceed to mimic him throughout the review.
** It gets even funnier when they start impersonating [[Inspector Gadget]] with an animated Gadget image super-imposed over their faces.
{{quote| '''James:''' (As Inspector Gadget) You fucked up.}}
*** You think ''that's'' funny? Watch Gadget [https://web.archive.org/web/20130817190414/http://cinemassacre.com/2011/04/16/how-to-use-cinemassacre-com/ explain Cinemassacre] for us.
* From his review of ''[[The Shining]]'' during his movie segment:
{{quote| '''James:''' Oh no! Not Tuesday!}}
* The entirety of [https://web.archive.org/web/20120607020846/http://cinemassacre.com/2011/05/10/tmnt-tuesday-pizza-tasting/ Michelangelo's Pizza Taste Test] where James and his friends try out Mikey's various pizza recipes.
{{quote| James: That was pretty good actually.<br />
Female: You want another one?<br />
James: *quickly* No. }}
** And there's the ending:
{{quote| '''James:''' Michelangelo, you're disgusting! You are no longer my favorite turtle. Fuck you for inventing these horrible pizzas.<br />
'''Everyone:''' (While [[Flipping the Bird]], turtle style) FUCK YOU, MICHELANGELO! }}
* During his Fifth Monster Madness (Sequel-A-Thon) in the Nightmare on Elm Street review, he notes that Wes Craven seems to have a thing for booby traps. He then muses that Wes Craven should've directed the Home Alone movies. Cut to a clip of [[Home Alone|Home Alone 2]] where a makeshift flamethrower [[Rule of Funny|burns the head of a photoshopped Freddy Krueger]] with high pitched screaming.
** Also, his [[Voodoo Shark|convoluted theory]] about Ygor from ''Son of Frankenstein''
* The Mailbag Episodes, where he reads and responds to some of the emails (and [[YouTube]] messages) that he receives from his fans: some of the best and some of the worst. This includes nice emails, funny emails, hatemail and the such. One of the funniest has got to be in [https://web.archive.org/web/20130909195414/http://www.screwattack.com/shows/partners/cinemassacre-mailbag/cinemassacre-mailbag-episode-3 Episode 3], where he receives a positive email from a fan whose grasp of the English language is greatly put in question (and likely a joke email), and the further James gets reading it, the less control he has over his laughter. The email ends with a line that sends James into uncontrollable laughter: {{spoiler|Live like a windrammer as you fuck}}.
 
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