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* During [[Scott Steiner]]'s debut, after spending a minute or so hyping his big return to the WWE, after Steiner shouts "Gimme a fuckin' mic!", all that comes out of Lawler's mouth is a tiny "uh, oh..."
* Any one of his jokes about Helen Hart, for instance:
{{quote| "I heard Helen Hart walked into an antique store. They decided to keep her."}}
* The opening of his match with [[Michael Cole]] at [[Wrestlemania]]. Cole take shelter in his "Cole Mine" and tries to placate King with a handshake. King accepts...and then promptly refuses to let go, pulling Cole's arm and slamming his face into the Cole Mine repeatedly. The looks on Cole's face really sell it.
** Also doubles as a [[Continuity Nod]], as [[Bryan Danielson]] established that Cole can't escape a simple handshake.
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* Forget the "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw-dGGIxwl4 puppies]"; what about how nuts King went whenever someone showed their rear end for whatever reason (especially [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUVZnH9GJ8#t=3m15s Vince McMahon] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUVZnH9GJ8#t=6m50s Triple H])? Kind of makes you [[Bi the Way|wonder]], doesn't it?
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J3WiL5C8WE This instance] is only made better by J.R. and King's banter on the subject.
{{quote| '''[[Jim Ross]]:''' I don't think we need to see that rear end again.<br />
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' What do you mean?!<br />
'''[[Jim Ross]]:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Do you like Vince's rear end, King?]] }}
* From the 1997 ''Royal Rumble:'' Jerry is doing commentary with [[Vince McMahon]] and [[Jim Ross]] while it's just [[Bret Hart]] and [[Steve Austin]] in the ring. Suddenly, Jerry's number comes up, and Jerry makes a big show of it to everyone. Unfortunately, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKmkZAt9XQ Bret's got no time for this shit.]