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* [[Cool Big Sis]]: She lets her little sister make cameos in the live-action intros (''[[Beck (manga)|Beck]]'' and ''[[Princess Tutu]]'' being notable examples), and off-screen shares some of the more child-friendly anime with her.
* [[Covert Pervert]]: JO may be very academic and studious, but she might have a dirtier mind then [[Desu Des Brigade|Vix]], as seen in Pocky Spot 22:
{{quote| "Kyoya, you're not quite dressed for the occasion; ''you have to take your pants off too!''"<br />
"The correct response to this situation would be to grab his shoulders, throw him on the bed and ride him like a stallion!" }}
* [[Crossover]]: The number has been steadily rising since she joined TGWTG. Notable examples include a review of ''[[Sucker Punch]]'' alongside [[Bad Movie Beatdown|Film Brain]], her status as a regular on her boyfriend Nash's [[What the Fuck Is Wrong With You|WTFIWWY]] and Radio Dead Air (he returns the favor by appearing on her streams on a regular basis, and also appeared in her review of ''[[Transformers Animated]]''). Also, rumors indicate she's due to appear in the 4th Anniversary Special.
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* [[Fingore]]: Her review of ''[[Baccano]]!'' got a rating of "three and a half de-fingerings out of four".
* [[Fake Brit]]: She makes fun of this trope at the beginning of her [[Hellsing (anime)|Hellsing]] review.
{{quote| [[Once an Episode|Hello, and welcome to the JesuOtaku Anime Review.]] Your mission today is to sit right where you are and listen to me talk about vampires [[Lampshade Hanging|in a very baloney British accent.]] May God and Her Majesty be with you. Amen.}}
* [[Fan Service]]: She dresses in a bikini top and shorts for her ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'' review intro, most likely to emulate Yoko.
** When reviewing the ''[[Witchblade (anime)|Witchblade]]'' anime--after eviscerating ''[[Ikki Tousen]]'', ''Eiken'', and ''[[Master of Martial Hearts]]''--she points out she doesn't ''hate'' [[Fan Service]], but is sick of it being used in an incompetent or misogynistic fashion.
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* [[Multicolored Hair]]: Recently sporting black hair with red highlights.
* [[Naked People Are Funny]]: In the [[Witchblade (anime)|Witchblade]] review:
{{quote| '''JesuOtaku:''' By God, if I can't make a good impression, I might as well make a lasting one!}}
* [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]]: The line "That's not a metaphor" is something of a [[Running Gag]].
** A particularly unbelievable bit in ''[[Master of Martial Hearts]]'' gets a "THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENS" caption.
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* [[Pokémon-Speak]]: Points out Nyu's tendency to do this in ''[[Elfen Lied]]''.
* [[Pretty Fly for a White Guy]]: In the opening to ''[[Samurai Champloo]]'' review and her first line of the [[Digimon]] retrospective. The snarktitles are not impressed.
{{quote| ''Aow! It's August!''}}
* [[Readings Blew Up the Scale]]: JO's "Metafiction meter" blows up at least twice during her review of ''[[Digimon Tamers]]''.
* [[Real Women Never Wear Dresses]]: The ''[[Mahoromatic]]'' review starts with her playing a maid, before she gives it up and complains "I'm in a ''dress''. I'm wearing ''make-up''. I hate all of you."
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** Also from her stream, the people in the chat shouting "NAIL!" whenever Soren, who has the voice of Super Kami Guru, appears. It has gotten to the point where JO tells them early on to get it out of their system.
* [[Say My Name]]: JO at the end of the ''[[Koi Kaze]]'' review, upon realizing [[Bennett the Sage|who]] sent her ''[[Master of Martial Hearts]]''.
{{quote| JO: '''''SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!'''''}}
* [[Schedule Slip]]: JO's "Digimon Month", a month of reviews of the first five seasons of ''[[Digimon]]'' was intended to encompass August 2010. The ''[[Digimon Adventure]]'' review finally came out on August ''20th'' (with part 2 only half-done until about a week later). It then took until November 6th for the first part of ''[[Digimon Adventure 02]]'' to be released, followed by parts 2 and 3 on the 23rd (and part 2 half-done until the 28th). Following ''02'', her weekly anime review continued for the first time since July, with the fate of rest of the ''Digimon'' reviews left uncertain.
** She recently stated on her new Formspring account that they will continue, but they'll come as they're done, like Linkara's [[History of Power Rangers]].
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* [[Squee]]: Not herself, but her snarktitles don't pass the chance in the ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]'' review.
* [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]]:
{{quote| "Seriously [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|I'm straight]] but that [[Cowboy Bebop|gurl]] is [[Even the Girls Want Her|dead]] [[Ms. Fanservice|sexy]]."<br />
"Wow. It's times like this I wish I could whistle. You could stop traffic with a body like that." (in addressing Elizabeth from [[Trigun]]) }}
* [[Tomboy]]: From the way she dresses to the shows she likes, JO is pretty masculine.
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* [[Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?]]: Asked this via snarktitles in regards to [[Baccano|Jacuzzi Splot]] ("No really, WHAT were his parents on?")
* [[Your Mom]]: In the snark text captions of her ''[[Outlaw Star]]'' review, when comparing the plot structure to a round robin story-telling game:
{{quote| "I went to the store and saw..."<br />
"Your mom! OOH!"<br />
"Come on, Brad, can we get through ONE ROUND!?"<br />
"That's what your MOM said last night! OOH!" }}