Joan of Arcadia/Quotes
God: (As a naval officer) I want you to build a boat. |
Joan: So do you just go around appearing to people? |
God: Let me explain something to you, Joan. It goes like this: I don't look like this. I don't look like anything you'd recognize. You can't see me. I don't sound like this. I don't sound like anything you'd recognize. You see, I'm beyond your experience. I take this form because you're comfortable with it. It makes sense to you. And if I'm "snippy" it's because you understand snippy. Do ya get it? |
Joan: So, my true nature is to be a catalyst? That is mad anti-climatic. |
God: Oh, Joan. Would have been so much easier if you just read the book. Now I'm gonna have to send you to the basement. |
God: Just because I speak doesn't mean that anyone will listen. |
Joan: Oh, the package is C.O.D.? Uh, I don't have any cash... |
[Joan is talking to God in the hallway of her school. God appears as an older woman selling cupcakes] |
God: Good is relative. Beauty's relative. Everything's relative. Except for me. I'm absolute. |