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''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131207221415/http://www.karatebears.com/ Karate Bears]'' is a whimsical, whacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator [http://www.karatebears.com/p/about-me.html T.J. Baldwin].
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* [[Atlas Pose]]: Here one is [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/08/karate-bears-shrugged.html illustrating Ayn Rand's book].
* [[Ax Crazy]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' are [http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/axe pretty fond of axes.]
* [[Barehanded Blade Block]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' actually take the knife by the blade, spin it around and use it to attack the attacker in [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/kill-or-be-killed.html this one]
* [[Batter Up]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' [http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/baseball%20bat understand the usefulness of a baseball bat]
* [[Big Brother Instinct]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' are often bullies themselves but also [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/protector-guy.html hate bullies]
* [[Big Red Button]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''': [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/08/finger-on-button.html Finger on the big red Button] blows up the car the badguy/goodguy just got into.
* [[Booby Trap]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' have the ability to actually [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/wait-i-sense-something.html detect such traps.] Like in Dungeons and Dragons.
* [[Blood Bath]]: Karate Bears [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/innocent-bath.html like taking baths in the blood of the innocent.]
* [[Cartoon Cheese]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' love [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/cheese-it.html cartoony looking cheese]
* [[Cartoon Juggling]]:In this [['''Karate Bears]]''' clip, he is arc juggling [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/responsible-guys.html all his responsibilities.]
* [[Cats Are Mean]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' have a sidekick Kat [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/01/karate-kat-with-scimitar.html who is very cruel on occasion.]
* [[Cats Are Superior]]: Karate Bears have a pet Karate Kat who is badass. here he is [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/cats-and-dogs.html taking on 4 large dogs] This one is also really badass: [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/01/karate-kat-2011_02.html Kitty Kat smoking]
* [[Caught Withwith Your Pants Down]] - [['''Karate Bears]]''' will [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pants-poor.html cause this to happen.]
* [[Chain of People]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' literally [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/human-chain.html make a chain] of people... violently.
* [[Counting Sheep]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' actually count sheep in the morning [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/count-sheep.html for Breakfast!]
* [[Deadly Disc]]: They [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/sawstar.html use saw blades]
* [[De Bris]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' can perform a [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/bust-out-briss.html Bris]
* [[Devil's Advocate]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' actually [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/devils-advocate-advocate_16.html advocate for the devil's advocate!]
* [[David Versus Goliath]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' are generally the larger combatant [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/big-trouble.html but not always.]
* [[Does This Make Me Look Fat?]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' do not fall for [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/bear-trap.html this one.]
* [[Dragon Rider]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' ride [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/dragonian.html dragons] too!
* [[The Emperor]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' have [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/empire.html a very SMALL empire.]
* [[Erotic Dream]]: There is an odd romantic erotic fantasy dream in in [['''Karate Bears]]''': but i guess it takes all kinds.[http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/sweet-dreams.html click here]
* [[Eye Beams]]: This guy from [[Karate Bears Webcomic]] [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/power-cosmic.html has eye beams]
* [[Faceless Masses]]: T.J. Baldwin from [['''Karate Bears]]''' likes [http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/crowd crowd scenes] but sometimes doesn't have time to do all the faces and stuff.
* [[Follow Your Nose]]: They [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/bbq.html can smell your BBQ]
* [[Foot Popping]] [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/06/kiss-and-tell.html double foot pop!]
* [[Four-Fingered Hands]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/04/smart.html usually have 4 fingers]
* [[Gigantic Gulp]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/10/big-gulp.html Gulp Big.]
* [[Gladiator Games]]: in ''[['''Karate Bears]]''''' a guy Gladiates to save a [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/good-fight.html lady].
* Interspecies romance: This is a HUGE theme in [['''Karate Bears]]'''. here are some examples. [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/sweet-nothings.html A] [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dont-pick-up-phone.html B] [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/dining-etiquette.html C]
* [["Jump Off a Bridge" Rebuttal]]: Karate Bears [http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/jump-of-bridge.html actually do jump off a bridge].
* [[Jumping Onon a Grenade]]: Karate Bears [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/09/grenades.html jump on grenades] if they want to.
* [[Literally Loving Thy Neighbor]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' totally [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/good-neighbor.html have a crush on the neighbor.]
* [[Mortal Wound Reveal]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' rarely lose and [http://www.karatebears.com/2010/11/sore-losers.html this is why]
* [[Murder Byby Cremation]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' use a dude named [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/03/pete.html pete] to heat their home.
* [[Night Vision]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' have [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/07/karate-bears-can-see-in-dark.html have infrared vision]
* [[Nonverbal Miscommunication]]: This [['''Karate Bears]]''' guy probably won't [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/attack-stance.html get any of these girls to go out with him.] No matter what he actually says.
* [[Not in Kansas Anymore]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' are [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/are-there-cities-in-kansas.html not in kansas any more.]
* [[The Peeping Tom]]: Karate Bears [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/mischief.html peep].
* Pegasus: ''[['''Karate Bears]]''''' are man enough to admit that they [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/pegasus-over-rainbow.html ride pegasi over rainbows]
* [[PietaPietà Plagiarism]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' need [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/pita.html a mop.]
* [[Playing Hard to Get]]: [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/03/hard-to-get.html hard to get]
* [[Plunger Detonator]]: In [[Karate Bear]]: the hero rigs explosives and an [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/04/rig-electionsexplosions.html election] at the same time!
* [[Police Lineup]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' don't care, [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/line-em-up.html they just pick everybody.]
* [[Porn Stash]] - In [['''Karate Bears]]''' one guy shows his Playboy Stash to [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/playboy.html some girls who thought they were going to make out!]
* [[Shameful Strip]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' will [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/bare-bear.html do it] if they have to.
* [[Safecracking]]: KB krack [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/safekracker.html safes]
* [[Shout-Out/Web Comics|Web Comics]]: A List of [['''Karate Bears]]''' [http://www.karatebears.com/search/label/homage Shout Outs]
* Sideboob: In a [['''Karate Bears]]''' dream sequence, a lady with [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/05/sweet-dreams.html Sideboob] rides bareback.
* [[Single Mom Stripper]]: This would be a [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/03/do-what-it-takes.html Single Dad Stripper] but i think it still applies
* [[Sistine Steal]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' are [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/no-thanks-im-good.html not interested.]
* [[Smoking Gun]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' found [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/02/smoking-gun.html the smoking gun]
* [[Smoking Hot Sex]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' still [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/11/smokes.html smoke after sex] even if it's a little old fashioned.
* [[Sociopathic Soldier]]: The guy in this [['''Karate Bears]]''' "distinguishes" himself on the battlefield by [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/distinguished-soldier.html mangling and eating an enemy]
* [[The Southpaw]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' have a [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/southpaw.html hell of a left hook!]
* [[Talking in Bed]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' talk to their [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/12/sweet-nothings.html girlfriends in bed]
* [[Technology Marches On]] - [['''Karate Bears]]''' used to work [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/05/computers-were-huge.html on those giant computers.]
* [[Unnecessary Combat Roll]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' love doing [http://www.karatebears.com/2010/12/somersault.html unnecessary flip/flops] before doing most activities.
* [[Unwanted Harem]]: Karate Bears love women, [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/01/still-not-happy.html?spref=fb but not one woman in particular.]
* [[When I Was Your Age]]: [['''Karate Bears]]''' used to have to have [http://www.karatebears.com/2012/05/back-when-i-was-kid.html to walk to school through all types of weather and 10 miles and there were even scorpions!]
* [[Wrong Side of the Tracks]]: These guys [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/09/wrong-side-of-tracks.html are from the wrong side of the tracks for sure!]
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