King Ralph: Difference between revisions

** If just one of the snooty toffs had grabbed their glass out of the way instead of squealing, it wouldn't have gone as far.

* [[Ermine Cape Effect]]: Averted. When not on state business, Ralph continues to dress the same way he used to.

{{quote| '''Sir Cedric Willingham''': How's it going, Your Majesty? <br />

'''Ralph''': Great. We've got nothing in common and she's got a voice like a tuba. If she had her way, we'd have sex on a bed of nails on national television. But at least the party stinks. }}