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* [[Elvish Presley]]: Elvish Sunglasses, which give you the "Rock Out" ability. Also, the Elvish effect obtained at the Mysterious Island Arena, if you complete the frat sidequest and pay close enough attention to the music.
* [[Elves vs. Dwarves]]: On the Mysterious Island, as part of a quest from the Council of Loathing, you can start and end war between the smelly, nature-loving hippies and the sleazy, beer-drinking frat boys.
* [[Escort Mission]]: Parodied and thankfully averted with [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Granny<!-- 2C_Does_Your_Dogfish_Bite3F%2C_Does_Your_Dogfish_Bite%3F Grandma Seamonkey]]. She describes herself as someone useless in a fight who would easily get lost and be unable to circumvent the simplest of obstacles. [[HeroicComedicSociopathHeroic Comedic Sociopath|The player character determines that she should be fine making it back on her own]]. -->
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: The pirates may be no-good, thieving, lying brigands, but unlike the frat boys, they would never make people wear some kind of humiliating outfit while cleaning!
* [[Everything Is Better With Monkeys]]: Sock Monkeys, Balloon Monkeys, Rhesus Monkeys, Hobo Monkeys (complete with tiny cigar, hobo vest, a top hat, and the wallet he just stole from you), and monkeys that play cymbals.
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*** And for Crimbo 2010 there is CRIMBCO scrip!
** Don't forget the Fat Stacks of Cash: "These are some fat stacks of cash. Too bad you can't spend cash in the Kingdom of Loathing." They could be used to bribe the penguin mafia during Crimbo 2008, but aside from then, they can only be sold for 150 meat apiece, or used in combat to give your opponent an opportunity to attack.
* [[A God Am I]]: Before you, the player character, start stomping on the kingdom after [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Made_it<!-- 2C_Ma21_Top_of_the_World%2C_Ma%21_Top_of_the_World%21 being grown huge,]] you say, "[[EvilLaughEvil Laugh|Mwa-ha-ha!]] Who can stand against me! [[AGodAmIA God Am I|I am a GOD!]]" It results in you fighting ''the entire kingdom!'' (See AttackOfThe50FootWhatever[[Attack of the 50 Foot Whatever]], below). -->
{{quote| "Then you realize that was over the top, and sure, maybe they can't hurt you, but that's no reason to be a jerk about it. Oh, well -- everyone's mad at you, now, so you're going to have to defend yourself." }}
* [[Golem]]: You can have a "Meat Golem" camp guard. There are lots of Golem enemies, including the nacho golem, stuffing golem, candied yam golem, fruit golem, white chocolate golem, bread golem, chowder golem, pencil golem, topiary golem, and collapsed mineshaft golem, which just goes to show that some people will make a golem out of ''anything''.
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