Kung-Fu Jesus: Difference between revisions

* [[All Men Are Perverts]]: [[Only Sane Man|Except]] [[Cloudcuckoolander|medibot]].

* [[And That's Terrible]]:

** Later, MyNameIsKaz name checks it directly from the [[Lex Luthor]] meme.

* [[Artistic License Religion]]: [[Played for Laughs]].

'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': ...because they're ''kosher''.<br />

'''medibot''': Right. Because... uh... when they were traveling through the desert, they didn't have time for their bread to rise... [[Deus Ex Machina|But then God gave them doughnuts]], so we all eat doughnuts. }}

* [[Basement Dweller]]: Schizo Guy, apparently.

* [[Die, Chair, Die!]]: KFJ dropkicks a random street sign into oblivion. For no reason.

'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': You fucking sign! Don't come back here anymore! [[You Killed My Father]]! }}

* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]:

* [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory]]: A [[Cloudcuckoolander|Medibot]] specialty, also adopted by others as well at times.

* [[Exploding Barrels]]: Lampshaded.

* [[The Glasses Come Off]]: Lampshaded as [[Evil Counterpart|Azel]] only being likely to decide on taking off his [[Cool Shades]] when the situation got bad enough.

* [[Gushing About Shows You Like (Sugar Wiki)|Gushing About Games You Like]]:

* [[Incoming Ham]]/[[Ham-to-Ham Combat]]: The introduction to the "[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rpvf_god-hand-challenges-2_videogames God Hand Challenges 2]" video is an exercise in ham before the introductions themselves.

* [[It Runs on Nonsensoleum]]: Boxes are made from boxite, according to medibot.

* [[Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics]]: Apparently men with beards are 10% to 30% more likely to have beards than men without beards. However, IlluminatusVespucci thinks they might have to have a survey to be sure, but it's good to have a concrete range if you're going to publish something like that.

* [[Noodle Incident]]:

'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': It turns out arsenic is only deadly against humans. }}

* [[Our Souls Are Different]]: According to [[Cloudcuckoolander|medibot]], only souls, whether demonic or human, can block attacks, so [[Do Androids Dream?|robots can't, since they have no souls]].

* [[Punched Across the Room|Punched or Kicked Across The Room]]: Done many times by Gene. This is once lampshaded by The Roll when a female enemy with a whip is sent flying off into the distance over a ledge.

* [[Running Gag]]: Every random enemy type has a collective name. Every random NPC who is not named in game has no name.

* [[Self-Deprecation]]:

'''pokecapn''': Well I ''am'' an LPer. }}

* [[Shout-Out]]: Many as usual, ranging from ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' to ''[[Castlevania]]'' to ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' to [[Johnny Cash]] to much, much more.

* [[Slut Shaming]]:

* [[Space Whale Aesop]]: "Moral of the story is: [[It Makes Sense in Context|don't dig wells, or you're a terrorist.]]"

* [[Special Guest]]: Changes each video, but often has posse members.

* [[Better Than It Sounds]] ([[In-Universe]]): [[Betting Minigame|Chronoblind]] in [[Downloadable Content|Sazh: Heads or Tails?]] is initially thought to be a mindless distraction that is just as reviled as most of the game for them, but the posse eventually gets really into it once they learn the rules, playing for about half an hour.

* [[Calvin Ball]]: Subverted, they first assume Chronobind works this way before actually checking the rules in the game and looking them up online.

* [[Call Back]]: Various, as per usual with posse work.

** Kung-Fu Jesus starts off the LP [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmrRZpEw-10&feature=g-vrec by singing "Kiss From a Rose" while the game is installing], calling back to a request made during the "[[Pokecapn|Stupid Games Done For Money]]" stream for the Posse to sing it while Kaz fights Ridley in Super Metroid, which they forgot to do.

** As in Pokecapn's [[Mario Party]] marathon [[Let's Play]], medibot still says he is a botanist.

* [[Catch Phrase]]: Generally when someone or something falls into an abyss.

'''Dreamsower''': ''[[Large Ham|Suck it down!]]'' }}

* [[Crap Saccharine World]]: Academia 4XX according to the posse. There is no way that much random screaming and falling over would mean this time is paradise.

* [[The Ditz]]: The posse is intentionally trying to play [[Action Girl|Serah]] this way in live triggers.

* [[Drunk on the Dark Side]]: Well, more the Gank side, but [[Creepy Monotone|Kung-Fu Jesus]] gets [[Hot-Blooded|noticeably hammy]] when he gets into it with Gank, as noted [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_iwVW_AMUY&t=16m24s here]:

* [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]: [[Recurring Boss|Gog]][[Eldritch Abomination|magog]], [[In-Universe]]. The posse actually wants for him to be [[The Man Behind the Man|The Monster Behind The Caius]] in the end.

* [[Flat What]]: Dreamsower's response to Chocolina's identity.

'''Dreamsower''': What. }}

* [[Freud Was Right]]: When the [[Infinity+1 Sword|Odinbolt]]'s stats raise Serah's to 69 on strength and magic, they have to draw attention.

* [[Jerkass]]: The posse tries to play Noel this way in live triggers.

* [[Literal Metaphor]]: medibot about a mission to find missing Chocobo chicks in Sazh's DLC.

* [[Male Gaze]]: Kung Fu Jesus has a tendency to focus the camera on Serah's chest or hindquarters specifically for this reason.

* [[Marathon Boss]]: Royal Ripeness took them about a full half-hour video to defeat.

* [[Fan Nickname]]: Kung-Fu Jesus consistently calls [[Team Pet|Mog]] "Moog".

* [[Not So Different]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEo-HP5KDw&feature=channel&t=11m47s According to the posse], the duos of Serah and Noel versus Yuel and Caius. They even call the latter just another simultaneous Final Fantasy game.

'''Kung Fu Jesus''': Well, why trust [[Player Character|Serah]] [[Jerkass|for the same reason]]? }}

* [[Our Zombies Are Different]] "from zombies you encounter in your day-to-day life."

* [[So Last Season]]: [[The Medic|Buttercup]] the [[Penny Arcade|cat in the hat]], [[Elemental Powers|Tim and Tango]] the imps, and even the [[Made of Iron]] [[Stone Wall|Crushabolic]] all suffer from this over the course of the game.

* [[So Okay It's Average]] ([[In-Universe]]): [[Medibot]]'s description of the game when he finally speaks, noting that the game is so average that it leaves him completely uncaring, owing to why he didn't speak previously.

* [[Speech Impediment]]: Apparently medibot has a lisp. It's not okay if you make fun of others with a lisp, but it is okay when you make fun of his lisp, or so he says.

* [[Squee]]: Kung Fu Jesus has a tendency to do this about [[Badass Automaton|Gank]].

* [[Strange Minds Think Alike]]: Kaz predicted one of [[The Ditz|Serah]]'s lines an instant before she said it. The posse offered their sympathies.

** Also played for laughs here:

'''[[Ridiculously Cute Critter|Mog]]''': [[Verbal Tic|Kupo!]]<br />

'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': Indeed. }}