Lake Placid/Funny
- Every single line between Hank and Hector.
Hector: (holds up a severed toe) Is this your friend? |
- "Why does the Big One heckle me?"
- When Sheriff Hank gets caught in the crocodile trap and then subsequently chases Hector with a big stick after they get him out of it.
- A lovely moment before Hector goes underwater to find the croc:
Hank: I brought a porkchop for luck. Maybe you can hang it around your neck. |
- All of Mrs. Bickerman's lines.
If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it. |
- Kelly's response to having a decapitated moose head thrown in her direction.
Don't throw heads at me!! |
(crying) I keep getting hit with heads!! |