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'''Princess Ruto''': ''"Yeah, probably."'' }}
* [[Already Undone for You]]: Lampshaded in the Fire Temple and averted in the Forest Temple.
* [[Anti -Villain]]: Ganondorf at first; he just committed crimes {{spoiler|in order to avoid guards getting released.}} [[Makes Just As Much Sense in Context|He only actually starts being malevolent when he believes he had truly become evil after injuring Link with a glow-in-the-dark baseball,]] and found out he was related to [[Richard Nixon]].
* [[Apocalypse How]]: The Halloween special ends with the possessed Skull-Kid destroying the world. Then recovering to find himself to be all alone.
* [[Armor Is Useless]]: Well, Link's fireproof suit is useless, since he just painted it red to [[Too Dumb to Live|camouflage him from the flames]].
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{{quote| '''Link''': Ah! My virgin eyes!}}
* [[Brick Joke]]: In the last episode of OoT, Ganondorf {{spoiler|recognises the room he's been banished to as the room seen in episode five}}.
** Single-episode variant in episode 2 of [[Majoras Mask]]. Link spends a few minutes near the beginning obsessing over the dead tree in the tunnel (you know the one), and how it "looks so sad". Tatl finally snaps him out of it, and they proceed through the first three-day cycle. They eventually get to the clock tower, where [[Card -Carrying Villain|Skull Kid]] prompts them to look up, and the episode ends with:
{{quote| '''Link:''' Holy sweet zombie Jesus, look at the moon! It's got a face! And it looks so sad...}}
* [[Blatant Lies]]:
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** ''It looks so sad...''
** Navi, You So Crazy!
* [[Character Filibuster]]/[[Author Filibuster]]: The line between the abridger and Link in regards to a cancelled show about a floating head detective (he defended it on the grounds of of [[What Do You Mean ItsIt's Not Awesome?]]) is blurred.
* [[Childhood Marriage Promise]]
* [[Childs Play]]: adamwestslapdog promised to make a whole "Party, Party, Party" song if people donated enough. Enough was raised... but he has admitted severely times that he's lazy.
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* [[My Name Is Not Durwood]]: Tatl is not happy with being called "Navi".
** Ingo and Talon say they aren't Luigi and Mario... but they are in the flashback...
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: Link with setting the Deku Tree on fire and the entire forest, accidentally kills the pet Dodongo, killing Lord Jabu Jabu, accidentally steals Epona because he can't get off and causes the ranch to go bankrupt, leaves the Gorons to die in the Fire Temple, and leaves some bombs in the volcano which causes it to erupt and sets fire to the entire town of Kakariko Village.
** In Majora's Mask, Link attacks Majora with a snot bubble- right before he was going to make a [[Face Heel Turn]]- causing him to continue with destroying the world, goes on a Goron race to get a bottle and causes a rock-slide crushing a scientist who had cured all diseases but he went out to play with his daughter before he wrote it down. He also managed to "rescue" a fish from drowning at the Great Bay. He also killed the Skeleton King who makes it quite clear that sunlight is his one weakness after he said he and his unbeatable army would help kill Skullkid.
* [[Non -Mammal Mammaries]]: Lampshaded in a dialogue which used to be the page quote.
* [[Offscreen Moment of Awesome]]: Invoked in the first minutes of episode six of Majora's Mask with a big battle being announced but not shown since {{spoiler|"obviously though, a fight scene as spectacular like this could never appear in such a low-budged internet video such as this."}}. We only get to see a shot of a monkey riding a bicycle.
* [[Only Sane Man]]: Navi plays this role with Tatl taking over for Majora's Mask.
* [[Paper -Thin Disguise]]: Navi immediately recognizes who Sheik is but is shot down by Link.
* [[Perverse Sexual Lust]]: Apparently, Zelda likes [[Spider Man (Film)|Tobey Maguire in tight, revealing spandex]] a lot...
* [[Poke the Poodle]]: Pre-time skip Ganondorf runs on this, his most evil crime being stealing a glow-in-the-dark baseball.
* [[Precision F -Strike]]: Subverted twice, both by Link.
{{quote| '''Link''': Son of a bi-<br />
'''Narrator''': Meanwhile two seconds earlier at the exact same location.<br />
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{{quote| '''Zelda''': I'm going to throw you in the dungeon.<br />
'''Link''': Aw, you're so sweet. Did you hear that, Navi? She's giving us a room. }}
* [[Self -Deprecation]]: Lots, mainly his editing, voiceacting, and catchphrases.
* [[Sidequest]]: In Ocarina Of Time Young Link is not willing to do these after [[Squick|what happened during the Sun Song's quest]]
* [[Spoiled Brat]]: Zelda.
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* [[Violation of Common Sense]]: Link gets faster to Ganondorf by running backwards. This is lampshaded by Navi.
** There's a mailbox inside Lord Jabu Jabu. It's lampshaded by Link.
* [[Well, Excuse Me, Princess!]]: Zelda, taken to extremes.
{{quote| '''Zelda's First Line''': Hey, assface, how'd you get past my guards?}}
* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway]]: According to Rauru, it's the gayest superpower ever.
* [[WhosWho's Laughing Now?]]: People called Dande mad for digging up graves for an underground race course but then Link visits him. Subverted since Navi immediately points out that it's still completely insane.
* [[Yank the DogsDog's Chain]]: Majora's Mask, episode 12, Link guesses that the next temple is through the zombie fort and learns they're in opposite directions... and then that the key to the temple is in the boss chamber in the fort
* [[You Have to Burn The Web]]: Unfortunately, the Deku Tree (and the rest of the Kokiri Forest) also happened to be flammable. 
* [[You Shall Not Pass]]:
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* [[Blah Blah Blah]]: Mido's taunt aimed directly at Link:
** "Myeh myeh myeh myeh! Myeh myeh myeh myeh myeh sword and shield myeh myeh myeh!"
* [[But You Screw One Goat!]]: Ilia seems to love Epona a lot more than she loves Link.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Oh, sorry, did you say something? I was thinking about boobs.
** Yay, muffins!
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** Koume is a [[Grumpy Old Man|Grumpy Old Woman]].
* [[Heroic Sociopath]]: ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' Link, in a nutshell.
* [[Hey ItsIt's That Voice]]: Although Xana voices everyone, the "voices" of quite a few characters appear in the wrong series. For example, when Link meets Sheik, one of the voices in Sheik's head sounds very much like Zant from [[Twilight Princess]] Abridged.
** Also, many of the characters Xana voices sound extremely similar to [[Family Guy]] characters, for some reason. Seriously, just compare Stewie's voice to...''anyone.''
* [[If You Die I Call Your Stuff]]: Ilia says this in episode 2 of ''Twilight Princess Abridged''.
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* [[Nerds Are Virgins]]: Will Shad EVER manage to land a woman?
* [[Never Trust a Trailer]]: When encountering Fyrus, Link expects the epic showdown that he saw in a trailer for the actual game... {{spoiler|and then the battle itself ends up being completely anticlimactic.}}
* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: When Zora's Domain is frozen over in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'', Link thinks that using a giant flaming boulder from Death Mountain will melt the ice. It actually does that... and ends up wiping out the Zora race in the process.
** Rutela, obviously, is not pleased.
* [[Only Sane Man]]: Link could very well be the only sane character in ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''.
** Tatl could also be the Only Sane Fairy.
* [[Paper -Thin Disguise]]: Link pretty much knows who Sheik is about ten seconds after her introduction.
** Spoiler alert!
*** Navi, you were supposed to say it before I said her name.
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** There are also a few episodes of ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' where Navi suddenly remembers that she could actually fly.
* [[Sassy Black Woman]]: In a deleted ''Twilight Princess Abridged'' scene, Telma is depicted as this.
* [[Self -Deprecation]]
* [[Shout Out]]: The guy sitting on the magic carpet in the middle of the Haunted Wasteland selling Bombchus is implied to be the ancestor of Coro, the guy with the afro in Faron Woods who sells Link a Lantern and Lantern Oil in [[Twilight Princess]].
** A flashback in Episode 3 of ''Majora’s Mask Abridged'' has a [[Shout Out]] to the Cabbage Salesman from [[Avatar: The Last Airbender]].
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'''Skull Kid:''' I am SO sorry.<br />
'''Cabbage Salesman:''' Nowhere I go is safe! NOWHERE! }}
* [[Somebody ElsesElse's Problem]]: The Sages in ''Twilight Princess Abridged'', when they don't want to deal with Ganondorf, decide to make him this.
* [[Spiders Are Scary]]: Link is really freaked out by these eight-legged crawlies.
* [[Spot Light Spotlight-Stealing Squad]]: Mayor Bo and/or Zant, in any episode they're in.
** They even make an appearance in ''Ocarina of Time Abridged'' too. Mayor Bo appears as either himself or Rauru, and Zant makes an appearance as the voice in Princess Zelda's head!
* [[Stalker With a Crush]]: Saria. Trust me, you do ''not'' want to know what she made that ocarina from.
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* [[Yandere]]: Saria. She made an ocarina out of ''{{spoiler|one of her ribs}}''.
{{quote| {{spoiler|"Its okay! Girls have an extra rib anyways!"}}}}
* [[Yank the DogsDog's Chain]]: When Link asks random game characters for the location of the Hidden Village, the Hero's Shade is excited, rejoicing that after thirteen episodes he'll finally have his time in the spotlight... but then Link decides to ask someone else instead.
** Dammit!
* [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe]]: Courtesy of the Deku Tree.
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