Legolas By Laura: Difference between revisions

The story can be found [http://www.freewebs.com/me_gaya/legolas.html here], courtesy of the [[Protectors of the Plot Continuum]]. [[TV Tropes]] will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.<ref> [[Driven to Suicide|*Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] </ref> The [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review done by [[The Fan Fiction Critic]] for it, which might help more. And now a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IECKGp-tLb0 live-action trailer], complete with ''[[My Chemical Romance]]'' and a baffling shoutout to ''[[Megatokyo]]''. God help us all. There's also a riffing found [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5948484/9/Mystery_Science_Theater_1000 here] and a PPC mission [https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1PZ2DmYKQ2Z0-sW425KcdTXyUBkTURKfn8RiUxUKum44 here].

 

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* [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Unintentionally.

* [[Blind Idiot Translation]]: It isn't one, but it really does read as if it was. "Mean while Gandalf is have a fun time trying to distory the dark lord"?

{{quote| Shania: Imagine the length of the original story if they had that. }}

* [[Cold-Blooded Torture]]: In order, every time, both Laura ''and'' Legolas were 'bet' up, raped, and then were given poison.

* [[Little No]]: "And then they said: 'Let Laura go!' And then the Dark Lord said 'no'."

* [[Neologism]]: "... and then Legolas was happy for somerising."

* [[No Ending]]: The story literally ''ends in mid-sentence''.

* [[No Punctuation Period]]: The first sentence is ''87 words long''.

* [[Police Are Useless]]: The "gards" assigned to protect laura do absolutely nothing to prevent the Orcs kidnapping her.

{{quote| '''Johnny:''' When you hire 'gards', this stuff is bound to happen.}}

* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: Almost on the same level as ''[[My Immortal]]''.

* [[Said Bookism]]: Completely averted.