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* In ''[[Full Metal Panic]]? Fumoffu'', this is played for laughs when an obstinate police officer (who looks suspiciously like she wandered off the set of [[You're Under Arrest]]) gives chase to Sousuke and Chidori double-riding a stolen bike using her squad car and fails epically.
** The next time we see her, she mentions she's on probation due to wrecking the car.
* ''[[Panty and& Stocking Withwith Garterbelt (Anime)|Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt]]''. dear God, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hXqYHJ_kvg Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt]. This has to be seen for yourself. Still, it may be a bit of a subversion in that the cops are on the protagonist's side, and they actually manage to do some real damage, even if it is, like expected of anything of lemming-like persuasion, the most pyrrhic victory ever.
 
 
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* ''[[Batman Begins]]''. Despite Batman's "no killing" creed (which the cops don't know about), many cops engage him in a high speed chase through highways and back streets. Several spectacular crashes occur with 2 or 3 car pileups, grenades are deployed at one point, and the Batmobile even drives over a police cruiser, demolishing it. When he gets back to the Batcave, Alfred (who has been following the news reports of the chase) tells him "It's a miracle no one was killed." Er, yeah.
** They try to justify it in the direct sequel ''[[The Dark Knight]]'', by giving the Batmobile "lifesign sensors." It knows which cars are okay to blow up.
* Also, ''[[Batman (Filmfilm)|Batman Returns]]'': Batman's coming up to a narrow alley, pursued by a few cop cars because the Batmobile was being controlled by the Penguin in an attempt to frame him. Batmobile jettisons stuff to become the Batmissile, which can squeeze through the alley. The cop cars... can't. Cue half a dozen cars all smashing into each other in a magnificent pile-up.
* Double subversion in the movie ''Short Time'': the main character engages in this sort of behavior during a car chase... because ''he is actually [[Suicide Is Painless|suicidal]]''. However he ends up miraculously surviving and even gets a commendation!
* The SFPD cops who make the unwise decision to try to chase [[James Bond (Filmfilm)|James Bond]] (who is driving a stolen fire engine) in ''[[A View to A Kill (Film)|A View to Aa Kill]]''.
* The cops and FBI agents in ''Eagle Eye'' stupidly follow the protagonist through cross traffic at red lights, smashing into innocent civilians along the way. One even tries to ''ram'' him head-on!
* Older than ''all'' of these are the [[wikipedia:Keystone Kops|Keystone Kops]].
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* When the cops are after you in ''[[Driver]]'', they seek to chase and ram you no matter at what costs, up to kamikaze-like head-on collisions when both you and the cops are driving at maximum speed. This is justified by the fact that nobody can get out of their car, and the squad cars are actually [[Car Fu|the police's only weapon]] against you. In the sequels, the cops are smarter, but still not smart enough not to chase you [[Ramp Jump|over ramps]].
* As with all the above examples, the cops in the ''Midtown Madness'' games are ridiculously single minded in their attempts to run the player off the road, including crashing through other traffic.
* ''[[Scarface the World Is Yours (Video Game)|Scarface the World Is Yours]]''. One essential missions involves a high speed chase with the cops literally flying off a high ledge to crash into the debris below and die horribly. Their 'crime'? Stealing donuts. So ... yeah.
* ''[[Just Cause (Videovideo Gamegame)|Just Cause 2]]'' gives us the [[Artificial Stupidity|notoriously thick]] Panauan military/police force. When on Rico's tail, they'll do anything to take him down, including crashing into each other and exploding, plunging off cliffs, blithely ignoring their [[Damage Is Fire|burning vehicle that's due to explode in seconds]], and sending streams of [[Curb Stomp Battle|weak jeeps and motorcycles to challenge an armored vehicle.]]
 
 
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* In an episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]'' Marge and her friend Laura Powers are being chased by the police across the desert. Homer, riding in Chief Wiggum's car ([[It Makes Sense in Context|long story]]) successfully warns them that they're about to drive into The Grand Chasm and they brake to a stop in time, while Wiggum and Homer go hurtling past them and over the edge.
* Parodied again in ''[[South Park]]'', where Cartman and Kyle are riding their Big Wheels to California. A CHP Cruiser spots them and gives chase, at what could be no faster than 5mph. Despite this, the Police Car somehow manages to lose control and flip over the median.
* The [[SpongebobSpongeBob SquarePants|Bikini Bottom police]] are prone to this type of pursuit, notably when chasing Spongebob and Mrs. Puff during the former's driving test. There is a tanker truck of fruit punch for seniors involved.
 
 
== Real Life ==
* A very mild case happened some years ago. A lovely lady was walking down the sidewalk. Three officers were coming up to a stop sign. The first officer stopped at the sign, and had a look at the eye candy. The other two officers had a look as well, but were [[Distracted Byby the Sexy]] and didn't stop...<br />The lady just smiled and waved. [[Oh Crap|Oh, and this happened right in front of the police station.]]
 
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