Liar Liar/Funny: Difference between revisions

* "The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is blue!".

** "Write it! Write it or I'll break it off!"

* "It was ''Meeee!''"

* The roast of the board.

'''Fletcher:''' Good! I'll see you later - '''''DICKHEAD'''''! }}

* Fletcher's fight with himself in the bathroom; if nothing else, for this exchange:

'''Fletcher:''' A '''''[[Brutal Honesty|MADMAN]]''''', your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope! <br />

'''Judge:''' What did he look like? <br />

'''Fletcher:''' ([[Beat]]) About 6'2, 180 pounds, big teeth, kind of gangly. }}

** In middle of the said self-inflicted beatdown, when another man walks on him:

'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ''AAAAASS''! '''DO YOU MIND?!''' }}

* "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

** Some people ''cheered'' in the theater when this line was delivered - a sore point re: the practice of law?

* This exchange:

'''Fletcher''': Good call! }}

* "Some idiot's hijacked a flight of stairs!" Not a statement you hear very often...

* From the bloopers:

* "The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew-- IS IRRELEVANT."

* "Short, shriveled and always to the left!"

* [[Mighty Mouse|HERE SHE COMES TO WRECK THE DAAAAAAAY !!! ]]

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"''[[Large Ham|Over actor!]]''" <br />

"'''''JEZ-E-BEL!'''''"|"Oh no! They're onto me!"}}

* This exchange:

'''Fletcher''': ''DOESN'T IT?!'' }}

* Fletcher's secretary told him she's upset that her friend got sued by a burglar who got injured trying to break in. His lawyer got the guy a six thousand dollar settlement.

'''Fletcher''': No. ([[Beat]]) I'd have got him ten. }}

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B-Dhvclq8c "HOLY HELL!"]