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{{quote|'''Cop''': You know why I pulled you over? |
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'''Fletcher:''' Depends on how long you were following me! |
'''Fletcher:''' Depends on how long you were following me! |
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'''Cop:''' Why don't we just take it from the top? |
'''Cop:''' Why don't we just take it from the top? |
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'''Fletcher:''' [[Long List|Here goes]]: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and ''speeding''! }} |
'''Fletcher:''' [[Long List|Here goes]]: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and ''speeding''! }} |
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{{quote|'''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing? |
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'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?! }} |
'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?! }} |
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{{quote|'''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Snake. He just knocked over an ATM, at knife-point this time, and he wants your ''legal'' advice. |
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'''Fletcher:''' '''''[[Large Ham|Stop breaking the law, asshole!]]''''' }} |
'''Fletcher:''' '''''[[Large Ham|Stop breaking the law, asshole!]]''''' }} |
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Latest revision as of 05:46, 8 August 2014
Cop: You know why I pulled you over? |
Guy in the Washroom: What the hell are you doing? |
Secretary: Boss, it's Snake. He just knocked over an ATM, at knife-point this time, and he wants your legal advice. |