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* From "Evil...and His Brother Ziggy", a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] illustrating the [[Crime-Time Soap]] aspects of the show:
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'''Ted''': You don't like it, is it too spicy?
'''Charlie''': Indian food? [''glances at American Indian Capt. Whitehat'']
'''Ted''': It was a coincidence, I just grabbed the first menu!
'''Capt. Whitehat''': How long have you two been together?
'''Charlie''': Since we met in prison.
'''Ted''': But we're not...''together.''
[''Rachel sits down and glares at Charlie.'']
'''Capt. Whitehat''': This isn't your daughter?
'''Charlie''': No. She's "not" my niece. And there's "not" a boy "not" playing a guitar at the other end of a phone call.
'''Rachel''': That's exactly right, there's not.
'''Charlie''': Look, Rachel, I was worried.
'''Rachel''': No, ''he'' was worried [''points at Ted''], you were gone. I came home, you weren't here; I called, you didn't pick up.
'''Charlie''': I was in the middle of nowhere!
'''Capt. Whitehat''': By that he means my home.
'''Rachel''': You come and go. [''storms off'']
'''Ted''': I'm in love with Olivia. Charlie, I'm in ''love'' with [[Love Triangle|the woman who's going to marry your father]]. [''storms off'']<br />
'''Charlie''': [[Hypocritical Humor|White people]].<br />
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