While the boy spends his life appreciating all his father did for him, his teenage years were spent realizing one Fridge Horror after another.

"Oh shit, it wasn't really a game. Oh shit, grandpa was gassed. Oh shit, Dad was making me laugh with that funny walk though he probably knew what was coming. Oh shit, I can't believe Dad pulled that off."

  • A bigger Fridge Horror is the shower he didn't want to take. It was likely the biggest factor that kept him alive.