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** Other climaxes are a lot more climaxful, especially the last ten chapters.
* [[Anyone Can Die]]: Apparently the point of chapter 40. D'ark even gives us this handy death tally:
{{quote| DAWN killed by CYBERKATAKDA!<br />
TWILIGHT killed by HAL!<br />
SOICHIROS GOLDFISH killed by COOL DUDE PEEING IN THE TANK!<br />
CYBERTAKADA sexed to death by SAYU!<br />
SOICHIRO and WATARI killed by THEM<br />
SAMANTHER outsceinced by NIGHT!<br />
RAY killed by RUBBLE!<br />
NEAR killed by DAY!<br />
COOL DUDE killed by BLUD KING OF THE SHINIGAMI!<br />
Also Day got punched by L while he was tying his shoes! }}
* [[Apocalypse How]]: {{spoiler|Class 6}} by the end.
* [[Arbitrary Skepticism]] - Surpisingly, lampshaded and averted.
{{quote| ''"Do ghosts exits?"''<br />
''"THEY DO NOT MY GOOD YOUNG FREND BECOS THAT SORT OF THING IS IMPOSABLE?"''<br />
''"But ur a shinigami aren’t you imposable too?"''<br />
''"NO COS THIS IS THE DEATH NOT WORLD WHERE SHINIGAMI ARE POSABLE"'' }}
** [[Memetic Mutation|Ghosts don exits]]?
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]] - In his evil base, Light has "computers and lasers and a nuclear and an xbox 360".
{{quote|- "You killed my son and my daughter and you had sex with her in lights bed and you came in my house all naked and you DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE DINNER"<br />
- [P]eople cried more until there was hurricanes and flooding and ducks everywhere stealing peopls' bread.|"The sofa and the tv and soichiros favorite coffee table all got smashed to bits. Ray pember joined in the smashing and broke a book."}}
* [[Artistic License Biology]]: There is no way that Watari can be brought back to life from BULLET WOUNDS thanks to CPR (alone, that's all the "explanation" given) at least a month after being shot and killed. The human body does not work like that.
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** And Light's parents grew up in the Middle Ages. And had glasses. And Shakespeare. And fanfiction.
** Shakespeare is the king of England. And since this is before the Declaration of Independence, that means he's king of the whole world.
{{quote| and a nuclear that L had stealed from the japan army.}}
** Japan does not have nuclear weapons, [[World War Two|for obvious reasons]].
* [[Artistic License Nuclear Physics]]: The amount of things wrong with this sentence is... stunning.
{{quote| They all hit a tanker and it was carring nuclears so when it went up it made a massive fireball that chased Near and Dark down the streets burning everything in its path.}}
** Nuclear bombs aren't carried in tankers (or tanks, for that matter.). Usually, there's a giant ballistic missile truck that's about fifty feet long and only has one nuke on it.
** A nuke wouldn't explode if a car hit it, it would just be destroyed and disarmed. They need a very specific firing mechanism to go off properly.
** What's Soichiro's car made of if this can happen?
{{quote| "MY CAR!" lights dad scream looking at the scratch in the paint that the nuclear bom had made.}}
** And lastly, you ''cannot'' [[Outrun the Fireball]] when a nuke goes off ''right next to you''. No, not even if you have a car going 300 kilometers per hour.
* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: Night kills people by tattooing their names on her skin.
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** Naomi too.
* [[Camp Gay]]: Light.
{{quote| ''That sounds laaaaaaaaameeeeeee!shrieked light balleting into the room. "You need to find a way to make something I need LIKE HAIR GEL" ''}}
* [[Catch Phrase]]: "(Event will happen) or my name isn't (Name!)"
** [[Running Gag]]: L using said catchphrase.
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* [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder]] - an endemic disease in the ''Light and Dark'' universe. Blud manages to quintuple-cross Dark, before Dark double-crosses him back.
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: Soichiro.
{{quote| '''Soichiro:''': "YOU F-CKING F-CKED UP F-CKER WHO F-CKS F-CKS TELL ME WHERE THE F-CKING LIFE NOTE IS AND DON'T LIFE NOTE THAT F-CKING F-CK NIGHT YAGAMI BAK TO F-CKING LIVE OR ILL BREAK YOUR OTHER F-CKING BREADMAKER!"}}
** And again in Chapter 25.
{{quote| "WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! WHAT F-CKING F-CKED UP F-CKING F-CK F-CKING F-CKER OF A F-CKER F-CKING M-TH-RF-CKING F-CK F-CK F-CK F-CK DID YOU F-CKING MAKE MY DORTER PREGNANT?"}}
* [[Continuity Snarl]]: An impressive feat considering that this story is only 36 pages long and written by a single person. Nobody (including the author himself) has an idea of what's going on any more - and it just keeps on getting funnier.
** The ending just makes this infinitely worse.
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* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]: Many times, like when Sayu comes out of the closet to blackmail Misa into having sex with her, or Chapter 16's title "Good night Night ITS A PUN."
* [[Doomy Dooms of Doom]]:
{{quote| "So it could be anyone? We are doomed! Doooomed! Dooooooomed!" wailed Light like a baby who licked saying "doooooomed".}}
* [[Dramatic Ellipsis]]
* [[Dramatic Wind]]: Chapter 16, to almost ridiculous levels
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* [[Enemy Mine]]: ''Everyone'' In this fic will abruptly work with former enemies to defeat new ones. Probably the best example is Dark and Night working to kill L for a few chapters, only for Dark to ally with L's ghost to kill Night, only for L's ghost to work with Night instead to kill Dark!
* [[Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas]]: Dark, apparently (also in a [[Parental Incest|very literal way]])
{{quote| ''"Tell… my… mom…. I…. love…. Her!" said dark {{spoiler|before he died}}.''}}
* [["Everybody Laughs" Ending]]: Right before an incestous sevensome ([[Writers Cannot Do Math|with only six peoeple in it...]]).
* [[Everyone Is Bi]]
* [[Exotic Equipment]]: the extremely well-endowed Shinigami.
* [[Extreme Omnivore]]: L.
{{quote| ''"She must be here somewhere gramps" L said eating the remote.''}}
* [[Fake Defector]]: Soichiro helps get Dark home and impersonates Watari, but reveals he's actually loyal to L.
* [[False Camera Effects]]:
{{quote| ''"Sorry son!" Soichiro said and they hugged and the happy music came and the camera went fuzzy.''}}
* [[Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale|Fanfic Writers Have No Sense Of Scale]]: If Blud is "like twice the size of Ryuk" he must have a hard time fitting himself into Light's bedroom.
* [[Fight Unscene]] - Much of the Dark vs. Blud fight in Chapter 13 is supposedly too fast for the audience to see.
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* [[Gosh Dang It to Heck]]: Light's mom.
* [[Gratuitous Foreign Language]]: About three in this one sentence, along with a ton of [[Rouge Angles of Satin]].
{{quote| "[[Gratuitous Spanish|GRACIAS!]]" she thanked. "I [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign|fortez]] [[Gratuitous French|je]] [[Poirot Speak|was]] [[Gratuitous French|mort]]" (An: France for dead) "[[To Kill a Mockingbird|Jem]] apple Naomi"}}
* [[Gratuitous Japanese]]: Chapter 26's title. In the epilogue meanwhile, someone who seems to be an [[Alternative History]] L speaks like this:
{{quote| ''"Konnycheewar!" the not-naked dude said in Japanish (IT MEANS HELLO).''}}
* [[Guns Akimbo]]: Apparently used with Dark, but it's said that he "[[Rouge Angles of Satin|jumps out of a kimbo with guns]]"
* [[Hammerspace]]: Night puts a Life Note into her [[Victoria's Secret Compartment|bra]].
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]]: Dark is ''not'' gay. The author want to make this very clear:
{{quote| ''Light’s parents had made light’s bed into a double bed (I know what your thinking sickos no theres no [[Slash]]!)''<br />
''Light and Dark were in bed together but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms its not like their gay or anything!''<br />
''he loved Dark which maybe he did a little but not really cos Darks not gay!!!! SERIOUSLY''<br />
''"I am not gay" Darksaid because the readers at home might think so other ways.''<br />
''"Where did you get him he is very hansom!" dark said but only because he was a clone of him HES NOT GAY."'' }}
* [[Heel Realization]]: Night.
{{quote| ''"Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"''<br />
''"Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"''<br />
''Night looked shocked and stopped signing.''<br />
''"BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!"'' }}
* [[High-Pressure Blood]]: What happens when Near [[Department of Redundancy Department|throws a knife back at a knife throwing guy]], dousing Dark's car with blood.
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* [[IKEA Erotica]] - sex scenes are always avoided by telling us that the characters are 'sexing.' That's it.
* [[The Immodest Orgasm]] L gets a special mention.
{{quote| "At first they only sexed a bit but then they sexed more becos Dark needed to brake in and L had to make a bunch of noise so she wood not hear the smashy bits."<br />
"They sexed very hard and made so much [[Rouge Angles of Satin|nosse]] that a bunch of pigeons flew away all over the city and some dudes thought it was an earthquake but it wasn't because it was just some noisy sexing and Ls trailer was rocking real hard then it stopped cos they were done." }}
* [[Impaled with Extreme Prejudice]]: Night and L.
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* [[Improbably Cool Car]]: The watarimobile.
* [[Incest Is Relative]] - somewhere down the line, the author seems to have forgotten that Sayu is Dark's sister. And a [[Writers Cannot Do Math|sevensome]] with your sister, your brother, his girlfriend, his other girlfriend and your mum? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
{{quote| '''Soichiro:''' NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And my other son who is an evil guy!]] And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!}}
** Oddly enough, 9 chapters later, Dark refuses to see Night naked because "it was his clon and thats like a sister and tthats gross."
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]] - everytime Near is mentioned, something or someone is "near" him. The author feels the need to [[Don't Explain the Joke|point this out explicitly]].
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* [[In Name Only]]: The "hokie cokie". [[Averted Trope|Except, technically because of the typo, it isn't even InNameOnly]]. Also, all the canon characters and elements.
* [[Insane Troll Logic]]: This gem from the most recent chapter:
{{quote| I MUST KILL EVERYONE blud replied and he took the needle from TIOSEAFK!<br />
"Why do you want to want to do that?" she asked pouting her lipsticky lips.<br />
BECAUSE WE ARE SHINIGAMI AND THAT MEANS GOD OF DEATH AND GODS CAN DO ANYTHING SO THEY SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING DEAD and he stuck the needle in a blood banana and sucked out the goopy blood inside. }}
** Dark's threat in Chapter 17.
{{quote| "I will writ 'EVERYONE IN THE WORLD EXCEPT DRAK' IN MY ROYAL DEATH NOTE UNLESS THE QUEEN OF THE SHINIGAMI CHALLENGE ME TO A DUAL!"}}
* [[In the Blood]]: apparently, killing all "evil dudes" means that there cannot be any evil kids.
* [[Jump the Shark]]: [[In-Universe]]. And a little more literally than expected.
{{quote| "''They did a bunch of jumps over a wall and a cruise boat but missed some sharks and didnt jump them ([[Lampshade Hanging|ITS AN INTERNET THINGY]])''"}}
* [[Kick the Dog]]: Soichiro steals another policeman's jacket and uses it to heat the precinct. [[Fridge Logic|But don't worry, he gets it back later!]]
* [[Kick Them While They Are Down]]: The author does this to constant [[Butt Monkey]] Near. After being killed countless times and suffering the hatred of every character in the story, Dark steals Near's Legos so the poor boy doesn't get any presents for Christmas! ;_;
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* [[Let's You and Him Fight]] - Dark claims credit for using this tactic to trick L and Light into killing each other, but [[Death Note|all evidence]] points to them coming into conflict with each other before Dark intervened.
* [[Let Them Die Happy]] - Blud.
{{quote| "So BLud ate a blood banana and died happy."}}
* [[Line-of-Sight Name]] - Retconned to the be the origin of Soichiro's name. {{spoiler|You see, Samanther was eating soy sauce and Cheerios when Dark awoke from his coma...}}
* [[Love Triangle]]: [[Triang Relations|Type 5]]. Dark loves Naomi who [[Les Yay|loves Night]] who loves Mello.
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* [[Meanwhile in The Past]]
* [[Medium Awareness]]
{{quote| '''Light:''' "Stop saying colour! Your in America now! Its color!"}}
* Metaphorgotten: "HEY NEAR TRUTH OR DARE" mello roared lolling as blood explossomed out like a rainbow if all the colours except red were stolen by an evil leprechorn and instead of a pot of gold he had a pot of dead sparrows but they weren't dead they were zombies and they terrorised ireland."
* [[Mind Reading]]: Night Yagami, with her "Shinigami Ears".
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* [[Reverse Mole]]: Blud
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: Most of the story, but several lines stand out.
{{quote| "Die you pies of shit!"}}
** Let's not forget the 'angles signing' when lights mom came back to life.
** The quote in the beginning speaks for itself.
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** Whenever the author says "vicarious" he means "[[Bi the Way|bicurious]]", like ''[[My Immortal]]'' and its Passively/Passionately.
* [[Rousing Speech]]:
{{quote| ''"BLud said he will make me king of the shinigami if we win this fight so now we have to DOUBLE FIGHT" He shouted at every one because he was the leader and this is the part of the movie where [[Darkest Hour|everyon's all like "WE'RE GONNA LOSE"]] and dark is like "[[Do Not Go Gentle|NO WAY M-THERF-CKERS]]" and [[Misfit Mobilization Moment|everyone cheered]]''}}
* [[Rule of Cool]]: Referenced at least. "I KNOW NOAMI WAS NOT ENLGISH BUT IT MAKESS THE STORY COOLER THIS WAY!"
** You can't read a passage like this one and tell me this isn't the coolest thing ever:
{{quote| Things got more awesome and they were fighting on the roof and there was lighting all around and winds blew everyones hair aaround and also blew away the [[Modesty Bedsheet|sheet night was using to not be naked.]] An thunder smash the roof of the building and bits of tile flew every where and it was very scary. Like if youve ever jumped in front of a bus and the bus was being driven by satan and there was a dead frog on the front and fire instead of a windscreen - thats how scary it was.}}
*** This entire fic is basically fueled by this trope.
* [[Running Gag]]: The "Near" puns, as well as [[Or My Name Isn't|"...or my name isn't...!"]]
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* [[William Shakespeare|Shakespeare]] [[Beethoven Was an Alien Spy|Was A Kira]]
* [[Smoking Hot Sex]]: L in chapter 27 after having sex with Light.
{{quote| "They lay back and L was smoking a ciggeret cos that's what peeps do after sexing I think.''}}
* [[Sorry, I'm Gay]]: L, when Night tries to seduce him to find out his real name.
{{quote| ''"I will sex with you if you tell me your real name." She spoke all sexy style. "Sorry but im gay"'' [said L] ''and slammed the door in her face.''}}
* [[Spit Take]]: With cake.
** And french fries.
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* [[Take That]] - One directed at [[TV Tropes|this very site.]]
** And one directed at ''[[Code Geass]]''.
{{quote| ''"Suddenly a rocket WOOOSHED past and left a big line of smoke and a bang at the end where it missed but only the helicopter because it still hit another tower but it was okay because noone was in the tower except for that [[Code Geass|leloosh guy]] (MORE LIKE LELOSER AM I RIGHT!) an d everyone hates him so its cool except he has a giant robot [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|and also ive never seen it]]."''}}
** And yet another one at ''Twilight''.
{{quote| [...] but it [the skin] wasn't shiny cos those vampires are lame}}
* [[The Tape Knew You Would Say That]] - Dark's speech when controlling {{spoiler|the Queen}}, considering that it was completely prewritten in his Death Note.
* [[Tap on the Head]] - Dark just won't stop coshing Near. With his cosh.
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* [[Textual Celebrity Resemblance]]: Samanther is described looking "just like the drummer chick from that scot pilgrim film" (Kim Pine), played by Alison Pill.
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]: Many lines but this one really sticks out:
{{quote| "It was the early morning and Light and Dark were in bed together [[Suspiciously Specific Denial|but only because there parents were to poor to get separate rooms its not like their gay or anything]]! [[The Immodest Orgasm|Light came all over the bed]] from the window of the room. Dark reached round and grabbed the cock from the table. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|It was seven oclock]]."}}
* [[Theme Naming]]: Light's siblings/clones/duplicates/whatever are called Dark, Night, Day, Dawn, Dusk, Shadow, and Twilight.
* [[The Nineties]]: "It was the ninetys in America. Everyone was watching [[Friends]] and lissening to [[Nirvana]] and [[Backstreet Boys|Backseat Boys]] on [[Decade Dissonance|records]] and [[Grease|driving motorbikes and wearing lever jackets everywhere and being all slick]] and watching flims like [[Ghostbusters|Goastbusters]] and [[Lord of the Rings]]! There was no thing as the internet yet so peeps had to download stuff from their TV instead."
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* [[They Killed Kenny Again]]: Poor Near.
* [[This Is Reality]] - [[Discussed Trope|Discussed]] or [[Averted Trope|Averted]] or [[Subverted Trope|Subverted]] or [[Double Subversion|Double Subverted]] or [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] or... something:
{{quote| ''everyone cheered except this isn't a movie THIS IS REAL LIFE except its not cos it's a fanfic and [[Foregone Conclusion|everyone new they were gonna win]]! But they cheered anyway''}}
* [[Temporal Paradox|Time]] [[Rouge Angles of Satin|Parradoks]] - Invoked but improperly used. Blud tells Dark that he's going to write Matt's name in the Death Note so that he dies in a car crash in the past and prevent him from stealing the Death Note from Yotsuba. Blud uses this trope to explain why he is saying this now and not when he uses the Death Note in the near future.
** The worst part; these actionbs are to prevent a Time Paradox. But later, when Dark loses his King Status, he [[My Immortal|goes back in tim]] to kill Near in the past. [[Sarcasm Mode|No, that's never create a "Parradoks"]].
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* [[Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma]] - A single comma appears in the whole fic, in Chapter 25.
* [[Weird Moon]]
{{quote| Then the moon got really close to the ground and it was the pointy moon so it started stabbing people.}}
* [[Weird Science]]: The father detector.
{{quote| He had a machine in his hands that looked like a bomb which scared people but it was actually just a father detector. He stuck the wires to the creepy dudes neck and eyes and butt and the machine went "bip bip bip bip biiiiip bip bip biiiiiiiiiip bip bip" and exploded and then a paper came out.}}
** [[I Am Not Shazam|"Yotsuba"]] apparently revived Night Yagami by mistake, trying to revive his pet Might Yagami. It's not dumb that he screwed up the name (though that is bad); it's that he gave his own pet somebody else's last name.
* [[We Used to Be Friends]]: Dark claims that he and L used to be best friends until Dark shot Mello and Watari.
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* [[You Are Too Late]]: "I did it like 35 minutes ago" says Night when Dark announces he wants to steal L's Life Note.
* [[Your Mom]]
{{quote| ''"If there is anything i can do?"''<br />
''"COULD YOU SET ME UP WITH YOUR MOM?"''<br />
''Dark punched Blud cos he was the only guy aloud to make your mom jokes about Light’s mom.'' }}
* [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|You Gotta Have... Dark Black Rainbow Hair]]. Du'Arq's hairstyle as Shinigami king.
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