Likes Older Women/Quotes

Steve: Gentlemen, I made out with a chick. She's an older woman...

Snot: How old?

Steve: She's eighty!

Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles!

Steve: So do raisins, but they taste pretty sweet!

—American Dad

Joey: But you're ten years older than me!

Mai: I know! Creepy, isn't it?

Joey: * aside* Actually, this is the closest thing this show has to a normal relationship.

—Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

Connor: (embarrassed) I've always had a thing for older women.

Angel: (under his breath) They were supposed to fix that...

—Angel