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Name's Lobo, and I kill people. That ain't my real name, by the way - you dweebs can't pronounce it, but it translates to [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|He Who Devours Your Entrails And Thoroughly Enjoys It.]] I'm the best fraggin' bounty hunter the galaxy has to offer - ferget the guy in the [[Star Wars|potbowl helmet]]. I grew up on a rock named Czarnia, which was full of dweebs. So when I took chemistry in high school, I mixed up [[The Virus|somethin' special]] to show 'em [[Kill'Em All|how I really felt]]. [[Doomed Hometown|Fragged every last one of them]] for that year's Science project, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|gave myself an A]]. Anyways, afterwards I got hold of a chain and hook, and a nice bike, and I've pretty much been boozin' and fightin' my way across the galaxy ever since.
Some of the nerds around here might try to tell ya I'm some sort of parody of a [[Nineties Anti
Other'n that, I'm pretty much what I look like. Oh, and I [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|like dolphins.]] What, ya think that's funny? Waitaminnit. [[Amusing Injuries|There, here's yer spine back.]]
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* [[From a Single Cell]]: There was [[Young Justice (Comic Book)|this time]] I got de-aged and died, and every cell in my blood ended up creating a new Lobo. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Then we all fought to the death, with the winner (yours truly) fragging anybody in his way ever since.]]
* [[Genius Bruiser]]: Not only can I rip a spine right out of a body, I can make a homemade Virus and hack the JL's satilite!
* [[Guest Star Party Member]]: After [[Superman|the Big Blue Boyscout]] seemed like he bought it on the [[Justice League]] cartoon, yours truly showed up [[Anti
* [[Guns Akimbo]]: Can't have enough.
* [[Good Thing You Can Heal]]
* [[Heel Face Revolving Door]]: Hey, if the price is right, nothin' personal, but I gotta frag ya. Now if you're offerin' somethin' better than the other guy, well, I might be persuaded to do that whole team-up thing. Maybe.
* [[Hey, It's That Voice!]]: [[Brad Garrett]] (of ''[[Everybody Loves Raymond]]'') has the honor of voicin' the Main Man in my TV [[Superman the Animated Series|cartoon]] [[Justice League|appearances]].
* [[Hooks and Crooks]]
* [[Karma Houdini]]
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* [[Meaningful Name]]: My name's Khundian for "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it".
* [[More Dakka]]: Frakkin' A!
* [[Nineties Anti
* [[Pardon My Klingon]]
* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: People say I was created as "a parody of the trend in the 90s for [[Darker and Edgier]] [[Anti-Hero]] comic book characters."
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